Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[EponaRoan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>what are pirate points and how do i get some!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By participating in extracurricular activities like cheerleading, football, etc. I would think horsey stuff would count. At least in the Veronica Mars universe.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>my butler makes my lunch… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, then you would definitely be in the bunch that achieves Pirate points! Bonus points if you have a chauffeur who drives you to school in a Jaguar or Rolls. Extra bonus points if the butler brings the lunch to you at school.

[Helen_of_NC]

even table: Just PLEASE stay away from my bedside drawer.

[horse_poor]

Send the damned tractor.

[Snap]

Woops! Too many smegma coolers makes Snap make duplicate posts! See below.

[eventable]

I should elaborate that you ahem are the slightly older woman, not me

[FindersKeepers]

I suppose so Holly Jeane, I always love a challenge!! How does she respond to poling? Or would you prefer I use a cattle prod to change her opinions?

[eggbutt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
Apple Cider Vinegar <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>for bad ponies</span>
BOSS<span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>cure to all that plagues the earth</span>
Flax Seed <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>great aphrodesiac when combined with BOSS</span>
Beet Pulp <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>to be fed to ponies and horses that people think are too thin even though they are fine </span>
Paprika <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>cure for all evil in the equine world, and takes Jumbalya up that notch to FANTASTIC!</span>
DMSO <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to get anything through a surface that could not be penetrated by normal means (i hear it can get through lead…)</span>
MSD <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>a variation of MSM that contains DMSO</span>
ABC <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>generic BOSS</span>
DEF <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>great milk replacer for foals</span>
GHI <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to unblue blue eyes on paints for the H/J ring</span>
JKL <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>growth hormone for stringy yearlings</span>
MNO <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>generic DMSO</span>
PQR <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to remove “udder crust”</span>
STU <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>helps produce high quality smegma</span>

I’m the only person left in the office, I’m bored to tears and waiting for 3 to come </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seriously fell out of my chair laughing!!!

[claire]

Hi Everyone!

I just thought you would like an update on what is going on with my Beautifully Bred to the Nine’s Jamaican Horse: Black Beauty!

Since you all feel that the Judges/Clinicians WILL have to get on my horse at the Show/Clinic…I have decided to scratch.

So, while I went to a picnic with my barn friends yesterday…I (STUPIDLY) let our Eskimo groom put Black Beauty out for T/O.

The groom (such an IDIOT) put him out WITHOUT drawreins…long story short…Black Beauty got all bent wrong and hurt himself running into a tree(with all that CAB in him he HAS been rather…explosive)

At any rate, I have a BRILLIANT idea: while he is being fitted for new body parts (going to be a loooong process as he is so difficult to fit) and I can’t ride him WHAT IF I BREED HIM!!!

Vineyridge, do you have any mares (of exceptional blood lines)at your new farmette?
Would you consider going into a partnership with me in a Breeding Business? I could contribute my BRED-to-the-NINE’S Jamaican Stud Black Beauty.

I don’t think it would cost too much, and we could just turn them out and let nature take it’s course!

Also, I could train the yearlings (I have been riding for 2 years) and then we could sell them for $$$. After all, there is such a BIG Market for foals with such wonderful bloodlines…we could probably sell them without any training!!!

What do you think…Great Idea?!

[eggbutt]

Holly Jeanne…is the judge the same as Jetsmom? Be sure to sleep with them first.

[Snap]

I don’t know egg BUTT, but we should try to figure out what exactly is BOSS!!

Beefy Oxes Singed Slowly? Kind of like resque?
But truly I don’t know so someone please tell me what the heck BOSS is!!!

[DeLapp512]

i drove (when i say drove, i long lined my 2 year old) down there yesterday. i was hungry, tired, and irritated…i just wanted some rescue meat…barbeque flavored…and i got there, and it was GONE…all of it! i mean, really. thats the only reason i came down there…sooo, i showed my 2 year old…though it was the first time he had been ridden. and we cantered and bucked and had a hoppin good time…but i was still hungry, so i ate him, because YOU ran out of rescue meat! augh! so now I am stuck on the highway…i managed to make it back to winston, but to get to my moms house, i’ve gotta get to burlington…and then she said i could borrow her 78 year old TWH to ride back to bristol…so if anyone will be on I-40 near winston, could you pick me up? i started to bring back the rest of my horse, er, meat, to give to my mom, but the bugs really started to bother me whilest walking, so i left it in the left lane of eastbound 40…sorry. thanks.

[Linny]

I’m here,posting bacause I can’t ride and I can’t ride!

[naters]

Do you think the tripods can race one legged? I mean if they are that good… well you get it

[Snap]

mcm I’ll have to see if my tailor can make an emergency coat just like mine! Just send $600,000 to Mr. Bleed U Dry at the National Bank of Antarctica. He will send you the change.
Of course we should get matching Hermes saddles! I need another expensive saddle that doesn’t fit my horse! I have the Butet, Devoucoux, PJ, but not the Hermes, hopefully that will last a little while.
I can’t believe we are so behind the times! I though that was so original about the GPA. Oh well, time to fire the trainer and get a new one. That is where your lining of your jacket can come from!
Should we reherse at all? The horse/moose has been a little hot lately as the ice has kept him inside the whole time with no turnout what so ever. My trainer says this is the best thing to make him spunky and able to pull himself over the jumps. I’ll just give him a good 24 hour lunge and he should be good to go!

[Seahorsefarmtobe]

Morning good to you,
I must be at you farm 7 o’clok next day to pick up horse you sell. I bringing cashier chek for twothousend dollar.

[naters]

eggbutt: Lets not forget the margarita blenders for the parade!

[eventable]

And for the newer listeners in the audience, I would like to call everyone’s attention to Horse_Poo’s signature line. Thank you.

[EponaRoan]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”> What should I be wearing, not so much for safety but to look really cool! I want to make sure I catch the judge’s eye before hand so I make a good impression. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Based on the Lady Godiva segment on HBO’s Real Sex last night, I’d say breast implants. Thong optional and piercing(s) of your ultimate personal part can really add that bling-bling (OUCH!) effect. HTH!!

[eggbutt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oskaar:
I have been dying to try my hashbrowns smothered, covered, and smegma-ed.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH No! ANOTHER use for smegma! Perhaps minced “beans” and sprinkled with BOSS too!

[mcm7780]

CSI!!! Where are you!!! They are holding the ring for me but Judge Judy is getting pissy! I offered her a Flax Seed Cookie and a Smegma Cooler but she keeps yelling at me… So please come to the ring near the exit by the Amber Alert Board so you can yell at me as I ride in the 26 and under eq for riders on horses over 20hh.