Where did everyone go? Are you all at horse_poor’s place? I’ll be right over as soon as I get the latest batch of Samoas out of the oven.
eggbutt – sorry…Maybe you and I could both go get Botoxed before the prom! My natural horsemanship trainer said it would help me join up with my new tri-colored OTTB/Gypsy Vanner. (Yep, he raced…but not too well, he kept trying to piaffe instead.)
DeLapp – Haha! Blackmail works again!!!
cornrows like old fashioned textured hose or seamed stockings! Very sexy!
click…night shift clockin in…hey, i should get paid…right…well, i’ll be here on and off, considering i have to go walk my dog in about an hour, and then hell’s kitchen and wildfire come on…so yeah.
even table…batteries just don’t like you. sit your torch down for a good chat to make sure its not against you too…
Ohhh…ohhh…whimpering…Don’t hurt my poor little Flea Bag!!! (I’m seriously going to have to get a horse and name it that! On second thought, no! I have too many names lined up! L)
even table – Then how come I never see you training CSI!!!
DeLapp – Ummm…thanks for not whacking me??
As to what you should do with your horse, buy a new saddle! DUH! Don’t you know anything? You need to go buy a custom saddle, preferably one without a tree. I can sell you the one I made for $7K. It’s only been used for the past 50 years and is in great shape! Like new! (hmmm…I made a saddle 25 years before I was born! Go Megan!)
FK, why don’t you just pick one up at the auction tomorrow before the prom. that way you can pick up meat, er, rescues, for me to cook, i mean, fatten up and take care of…and get a donkey, or a mini pony, or whatever, for the pinata!?!
mcm, maybe now i am going to change my honorary member of the what is boss clique, to cult…sounds like more fun…
mmm tastay…
we could start sellin it in grocery stores…you know how most stores have like roasted chicken cooked inhouse and such…well…
i love my horse, snor-kal. i am sitting on him right now, jumping around the 8’ grand prix lead line class course, and here i am, posting on here…thats how smooth he is! even table is behind me right now, as she just hopped on for one of the jumps, and is…oh, well now shes back down beside snor-kal leading us to the next jump…its so smooth up here, i could hardly tell. 8’ is great. i’m sure to win the class
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eggbutt – Samoas? Those are my favorite Girl Scout cookies!!! I always wanted to be a damned Girl Scout but there was no troop with room near me…waaahhh!!! Anyway, Samoas rock with a Smegma cooler and some Udder Crust Dip! Sorry about mentioning Swat…forgive me? 
naters – I read your thread about that “black gooey stuff” on your horses legs and all I could think of was SMEGMA!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Totally forgive you! I managed to have toast for breakfast! On the Smegma… funny, that is what I was thinking too, I have some extra laying around the barn now! Funny thing though, that sheath is still spotless. Where the heck does all that extra smegma cooler mix come from???
Helen of NC- thanks a ton! Never thought of stacking the shoes! Now I will have a herd (or is it flock) of 17- 18 hand Grand Prix horses!!! Brilliant!
It has to be a PADDED thong, no chafing!
i have a new CLIQUE NAME!
right, so you combine barbeque and rescues…what do you get?
Resques…hahaha…
i think i had one too many smegma coolers again today…
Teehee Chism - I know what a Madison is. My roommate wants one but is horsie chick too…
Oh, you poor dear! I really disagree with the posters who suggest you keep your horse and BNT. I have just set up shop as a BNT. Come ride with me after we fill out the necessary paperwork. I need your SSN, bank account numbers, passwords, credit card numbers and your mother’s maiden name. All of the billing is paperless and automatic, so that gives you more time to ride.
Of course you probably need a different horse, so please allow me to sell the one you have. I assure you I can get top dollar for him, after we do a few shows with this really great catch rider I’ve just discovered. I think he’s free after the high school rodeo finals. Of course, I have just the horse for you. He’s quite a bit more expensive than the one you have now, but quality and athletic ability are paramount. The guy at the feedlot, oops, I mean sales barn will send him over tomorrow. He just LOVES to jump, and they are not sure how long they can keep him. We can negotiate the price and commissions after I get your bank account info.
I look forward to a long and profitable business relationship with you.
Best Regards,
Oh Holly Jeanne, feel free to crash! The only thing more boring than your own high school reunion is your spouse’s. It’s in Paducah: the 10th anniversary of the St. Mary’s High School class of 1995.
If I give you directions, will you bring the tripods? Or perhaps your racking horse?
I’ll be taking a fine dish of crock-potted resque marinated in BOSS, Parkay and paprika, with a beet pulp salad.
RHF, I’ll be your partner! I still have Holly Jeane’s mare in training, she can do it…where did Holly end up anyway??
Snap - I see we are playing hardball here so I will have to get a BNT. Can you recommend one in the Atlanta area?
I have already been instructed to sleep with all the judges - do I have to sleep with BNTs as well?
Do you think BOSS would help me win? What is it anyway?
As far as saddles are concerned: My horse is 20.6 hands with no withers. Do you think he needs a custom saddle? CAIR or no CAIR? - what about one of those treeless ones - can you jump in those? I want little Pookie to be comfortable as he twists his way over the jumps.
I have pics of my guy when I’d had him a few weeks, which are strictly not for public consumption. He’s good, tender and juicy looking now though (spoken with my teeth wrapped around bbqed haunch of Red Horse).
Snap, where are you? We will pick you up-look for the Geo Storm with the gooseneck of the trailer attached to the top of it.
eggbutt – I’ve actually never heard of BOSS, but I figure it’s good for everything since so many people ask about it! 
(I’ve been out of the horse loop since I don’t have one anymore.)
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I did think your Dad smelled a little funky. Now I know why.
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Hey now I am offended! That was just uncalled for! We may have fun joking around on this thread, but that comment took it way too far! You are a snarky one! Now that I have seen your true colors, I am leaving this board forever!
Just kidding!!! 
Anyway, he was cremated and his ashes spread at sea! And he would never cheat on my mommy…he’s happy up in Heaven hanging out with some buddies and having fun with his old horses and dogs! 
You can talk about my brother though!
