Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[eventable]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>cause my trainer even table is going to lead us around and jump the 8’ jumps by foot </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which reminds me, I’d better call the course builder and get him to have mattresses on the landing sides so I can Fosbury them.

No worries re the sale of father. He’s really probably happiest eating hay and roaming free. Come to think of it, I haven’t heard from him in a while. Maybe he lost a herd leadership challenge and Jeff put out his torch?

[DeLapp512]

singsongvoice mcm is a dork and has no nick name…lalalalalala

sorry. i’ve always thought he was a handsome feller.

not like id actually like date anyone that much older than me…jeez there is like a 25-30 year difference there…ick.

so THERE mcm…jeez. whateva.

so what else can me and ju-ju enter? and when is this show? is it this weekend? can i bring my 4 tripods that survived prom to be my grooms?

[The_Pie]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
I think if you are being ridden deep, you are committing a Lewd act! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tea all over keyboard!!!

[naters]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
PROM MATCHMATER ALERT

My son’s currently climbing glaciers in Alaska, but he’s just turned 24 (on Tuesday), cute, bit of a Grizzly Adams kinda guy, and I could fly him in for the prom, if anyone wants him… oh, and yes, he sits a horse well (Pony Club kid many moons ago–gotta keep this horse-related, right???).

You can check him out in the “Mt. Shasta” and “Montana/Wyoming” albums below… not that I’m trying to get him hooked up or anything, or worried or anything, but at this rate, the boy’s best friend seems to be that mountain over yonder… preferably snow-covered… the more miles out of cell range, the better…

Is there hope??? Is there a like-minded, outdoorsey gal out there, into the adventure stuff (deodorant optional)???

http://community.webshots.com/user/helenofnc </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Buy him a razor, and I will take him! As long as he can help hang fans in the barn, and you can assure me that he has a time consuming hobby that will let me spend hours at the barn

[RHF_cSi]

sorry it took so long my horse ate pees of sheets leg off, i sent stephen from the real oc to have sex with her so as soon as they get back you can go

[eventable]

I have to dispute your assertion to be the biggest BNT. Everyone who is anyone knows that I am the biggest BNT in existence in the world today. Any other BNT is merely pepsi to my coke.

So there.

[eggbutt]

ditto!!! I must have too much Bloody Oliver still left in my system…this has become hysterically funny just considering the visuals

[mcm7780]

I am at work but I will come and flame all of you for asking stupid questions when I am off!

[naters]

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look at this Masterbates saddle!! Do you think it will fit my thoroughbred it seems a big large??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ok, gotta tell this one:

When I was in grade school, I lived in Greece. Went to an international school, where the school principals are typically called “Headmaster” instead of principal.

So, if Bob Smith was the “headmaster” you would call him “Master Smith”. Well, our principal INSISTED on being called “Master” instead of “Principal”, because he thought it made him sound more important (he was a snot).

What was his last name you ask? Baitor.

Yep, “Master Baitor”.

He never understood why all the American kids would snicker when they said that…

[eggbutt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by pony4me:
May I ask how the wine BOTTLE should be used?

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What “bottle”? My wine always comes in a box! Am I missing something? Is there a BOSS wine?

[mcm7780]

Delapp512 – Well, happy belated b-day!

Oh MY GoD! NoW I haVE A ReaL PROBLEM! SiNCe I’M geTTinG So OLd, ShoULD I geT BOTOX bEFoRE THe ProM?!?! HELP! ShOOlD I ASk ThE VeT oR GEt aN AniMAL ComMUniCaTOr To HeLP Me?!?!

[jetsmom]

DMK-sorry to hear about your hand. How did you break it?
Want me to do a new thread titled “Jingles needed for DMK’s Hand…Should she be helped over the Rainbow Bridge? How do I know when it’s time?”

[TheOrangeOne]

Only 8 feet?! This sport gets more dumbed down every minute… Next thing you know, they will have a special class for non-warmbloods.

[_Freedom]

Jetsmom it SHOULD be about obedience, accuracy, and responsiveness however so many people are riding horses that are clearly above this level that the judge is put in a bad spot.

They can’t up the horses that are not there ( looking like level 2) and they can’t put down horses that are clearly doing what is required at the rate of 150%.

[mcm7780]

jetsmom – Hmmm…I’d like to get someone like that to sleep with even table now that I fired her as my BNT!!! Now, RHF_cSi is my BNT! She found me Rambo Go Gold Fishes, my 20h grey jumper. If you do a search, you can find his picture somewhere on this thread. He and I are doing great. Although I am a bit sore right now: CSI had me ride without stirrups for over 24 hours yesterday.

[eggbutt]

OH HIM!

Yep, I’ve memorized the entire book along with all the Karma Sutra volumes I can find! I’m tickled to know my best friend and I weren’t the only ones snooping our parents bed side tables to find “secrets”!!!

[SoEasy]

All over now …

[eggbutt]

My granddaddy used to chaw 'backy and spit to high heaven! I dreaded getting stung or bit by something when he was around cause he would take that chaw out of his mouth and pull off a wad and stick it on my boo-boo. Nasty! But then when I got older and had to be a smoker to be sophisticated don’t ya know, the same remedy worked by taking the tobacco out of a cigarette and wetting it with spit or water and applying the poltice to the sting. Don’t know why but it works every time. Seriously…really.

[jetsmom]

Eggbutt-How’s That?

[FindersKeepers]

You can make a nice tail glue from BOSS, flax seed powder, smegma, and DMSO. Works everytime, though it tends to turn the hair an odd shade of puce so have the spray paint ready.

MCM, I really want to buy rambo’s foal, snap said I had to negotiate a price with you. What’s it gonna be?

I like the new title…so very…PC