Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[naters]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Sabina:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by naters:
We could call it a BNT Roast

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That would be a Bacon Nosed Trainer, then?

Recipe:
Wrap bacon around Mountain Oysters, and skewer and grill over hot mesquite charcoal. Brush with Secret Resque Sauce and serve.

Now, let me type “Kevin” into this and try googling it and seeing if we get the six degrees of separation. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Definitely would be a great addition to the resque!

[DeLapp512]

well, if we are gonna have some class, lets really go at it and go to shoneys or the golden corral

[eventable]

Who’s little Nancy Grace? Who’s Shasta for that matter? Are they resques? Are they BNTs? Are they both?

[horse_poor]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>put a cup under its crotch and sell the pee to the premarin company </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMGiH what a FABULOUS idea!!! Fillygelding pee HAS to worth more than Mare pee!

And, are you ready for this??? I will use a TRIPOD as a collection unit!!! Now the tripods can actually earn their keep instead of leeching off of me and lazing around eating the BOSS and Flax Seed Cookies!

I told my BNT to add a chambon and a stock saddle and the noseband and he-she (not sure if it is a he or a she and I am too skerred to ask) that I need to mind my own daned business and wasn’t I payting him/her for his/her expertise? He/she hurt my feelers

Pees O’ Sheet’s legs are looking better–the BOSS did not work, so I took some Twinkie innards and stopped the leaks up with that. It seems to be working, although the flies are becoming bothersome. I will spread on some Parkay. I do not have a butter knife but I do have my Pampered Chef rubber spatula.

[jilltx]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Coreene:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jilltx:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
I have a question about the attire for the clinic/show. What should I be wearing, not so much for safety but to look really cool! I want to make sure I catch the judge’s eye before hand so I make a good impression. I already have that leopard saddle, what can I do to bling it up? And I should mention I already have real diamonds in my spurs so what goes with that combo? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

pasties and a thong?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
TWO dressage whips, not one. And do NOT let the Clinic Guru ride your horse. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

…and BIG HUGE spurs with rowels that go “cling cling cling” when you walk down the aisle.

Just remember the old addage: “sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me” (and probably the clincian too).

[Reynard_Ridge]

Me, me, me!! I finally made it with the “in” crowd! I have one hundred and THIRTY acres!! You named the thread for me!!!

[Reynard Ridge licks the Twinkie cream off her fingers.]

[Snap]

Now what time does the clinic/show start? I must know so I can get down there in time, I may have to have that helicopter pick me up in transit. But if I’m not there in time, please, please PLEASE hold the clinic for me! I may only be an hour late, or up to a few days, what’s the difference? And with all the WTD’s I’m sure you can just drink some beers and enjoy the gopher while you wait.

But you must wait for me because wait until you see me riding up on my 18h Mare who came all the way from NJ for your clinic. Hey, if that new foal is a colt perhpas I can breed my mare before I leave? She has that hump gene so maybe I could get a double hump foal? Anyone want to buy that foal?

[mcm7780]

DeLapDance – Did she e-mail them or PT them? I got some BOTH ways!!!

[mcm7780]

horse poor – Are you still lost? Want us to send out some tripods to search for you!!! Follow the trail of horse poo…maybe it will lead you to your unbroke, broke horse!

DeLapp – Don’t go to even table for training!!! She is horrid!!! I went from a confident, capable rider to one who can’t trot without her by my side holding me up! STAY AWAY!

Even Table – 4 o’clock? Your time or mine? Nevermind, I’m taking my horses away from you! YOU HURT THEM!!! What did you think you were doing rapping poor Flea Bag?? Don’t you remember you broke his leg last time you did that? Where did you get your BNT status to begin with? In a Cracker Jack box?!? Do you get Yorkie Bars in NZ? How about Bueno Bars?

Buff – Do you have a picture of you with your tiara? I’d had a few too many smegma coolers and don’t remember when you got it…

RHF-cSi – Is Crime Scene Investigator really a good ending to your barn name? Seems kind of suspicious to me…

[eventable]

I need to get myself a new tripod. I wore the old one out practicing my extended rising trot for the world cup dressage final, that’s how all of us BNR/Ts manage to win so much - extra points if you practice riding your tripod in rollkur / BTV.

I’m 26 this year. I’m still not sure how that happened…

[scrubs]

What ever happened to the saddlebred that “looked like Baloubet and jumped like a stag”

[DeLapp512]

ah, $5 millon is a respectable price…is that US currency? because if not, then it will be cheaper for me. sweet!

me and my new friend, snorkel will show togetha. i shall rename him to snor-kal, cause it sounds more fun. then he rhymes with jandal. which is not only my most favorite thing to say, but to also wear.

see, snor-KAL, jan-DAL

he shall be in rolex w/me next year…though you will need to dress up as me, even table, and do my dress-age for me, cause i am no good for it. i only go jump…sooo, that is what you do as my BNT.

[cllane1]

horse_poor: no worries about Harry Potter. We’re keeping all the spoilers in PTs!

Paprika and Parky: genius! I don’t know where my brain has been. Too many smegma coolers over the weekend I guess…

Plus the reunion is in KY, so I can pick up some fresh rescue right off the track!

[mcm7780]

RR – I was hoping you could hook the $700 Pony up to a wagon for my date and me. I thought that would be nicer than a limo – doesn’t everyone dream of being pulled to prom in a chuckwagon?!

[horse_poor]

Duh, I live in MN, home of the Spaghetti Junction Hunter/Jumper Classic.

[eggbutt]

Wow! HorsePoor has the right idea! She posted on another thread a question of how she can help a rescue organization/specific horse out a bit by sending treats and such (<span class=“ev_code_RED”>(which I think seriously, time out, it a great idea)</span>…but it dawned on me HP is acting out kinda Hansel and Gretel by picking out a rescue horse to “fatten up” for our next barbeque! Sorry…couldn’t help myself! This thread has made me a bit devious of late.

[mcm7780]

DeLapp512 – How about Vanilla Ice comes to play and we can have MC Hammer preach, too! I’ll vote for you to be on the prom comittee if you vote for me? (Don’t we get like 2 votes so we can also vote for ourselves?) I did that for homecoming queen – my friends and I all had a joke where we would vote for ourselves and then each other… That way we were guaranteed to get at least two votes!!!

[FindersKeepers]

at the posh hunter party after the show, we really need to put someone in charge of babysitting HP, we dont need her getting lost again…

[DeLapp512]

i’ve been gone to work alllll day, and i come home to one measly page of posts, from 10 hours! jeez guys! this thread is going to die if we don’t help it…of course, i think that there are only like 10 of us that are posting on a regular basis…thats just sad…erin probably thinks we are freaks…well, that was probably assumed about 84 pages ago, but whatever…

so, snor-kal, duct tape tail all ready, said he wants to show this weekend at the rodeo. we are going in ALL of the classes each day. he said something about that being too much, but i told him to get over it, or id rearrange his nose and he wouldn’t be named snor-kal any longer…he balked at this, seeing as how it is his defining trait, and why he’s worth billions, so he readily agreed to do all of the classes. he said something also, about wanting to learn how to hanglide, so i am going to put a glider under my lear jet, and toss him out about half way to NZ and let him get the hang of it…when we are near NZ, the jet will release him and he will hanglide to the ground. woohoo! hope i can find him after that…oh wait, i have a microchip in him…no problems.

[oskaar]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
greensboro </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I MEANT why’d you leave?