All right. I give up trying to quote. It can’t be that difficult, can it?
Eggbutt, the words “Rumsfeld” and “plan” in the same sentence? Surely not?
I’m just disgusted by all the emancipated horses I’m seeing here. I think I’ll call animal control.
um do you tihnk that anyone else talks abuot this on this bb? becuaze i cant use the serch funktion. it makes me werk. can u make me a link? BUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Oh Great! Just what we need, to turn this into another "crotch’ thread. 
Who here rides with Double D boobs?
Thanks.
I’m here, but need to borrow those defib paddles from even table… seems we’re having a bit of AN OUTBREAK OF HORSES LYING DOWN IN PASTURES HERE IN UNION COUNTY!!! OMG!!!
We better call ALL the vets.
(… or just one well-meaning reporter)
Flew back from Texas last night… that Judge Judy is a doll!!! Had to get fitted for my very own wooden leg, as Oreo bit off one of mine. But in spite of the minor setbacks, didn’t want to miss all the weekend festivities. But hey… on the way to Fort Bragg (and don’t forget Seymour Johnson AFB–planes are MEANT for jumping), can the parade take a detour through the New Bobcats Arena in downtown Charlotte??? It’s still under construction, with lots of big, excavated holes for trees outside, and a nice bare concrete floor inside–all surrounded by really tall chain-link security fencing (can you say PUISSANCE WITH A TWIST???). Forget the Queen City Challenge, with all its fancy-schmancy jumpers and their TINY fences. WE could show Bob Johnson what riding REALLY is!!! Then maybe we could hit him up for donations to that offshore account. He’s got the big bucks, you know.
“How to get the drive back.”
Did ANYONE else draw the wrong conclusion as to the subject matter covered in THAT thread?
Finders – Ohhhh…I will have to think about that one. I do not allow people to come see prospective horses before they put a non-refundable deposit down. But I will be more than happy to describe him to you! Also, there is NO trial period. Let me repeat, NO TRIAL. Also, I think pre-purchase exams are a scam so I only use my vet. Don’t worry, he’s ethical and great – he’s never failed a horse!
DeLap – I don’t like that name!!! I commented again but on a different post! I am sooo cool!
Isn’t that what people get when they eat undercooked pony resque?
I’ve used Vetrolin on my own back…felt good…ahhh…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
<snip> We’ll use helicopters for the music and will keep everything in sync. Or is that sink? Or stink? <snip> BRING CASH! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Eggbutt I love the “Apocolypse Now” feel to the event and I wouldn’t be surprised if ESPN gives us coverage. Horse_Poor, a suggestion: instead of worrying so much about this horse why don’t you instead donate her to the rescue barbecue. That way, it’s a tax deductible write off. Don’t mean to sound heartless but tough situations require tough decisions. In fact, our rescue’s mission statement is “When the going gets tough, we get cooking!”
PS–I still have 100 autographed copies of “The Equine Epicure” if anyone wants one. There will be a book signing next to the smoke pit all day throughout the dressage trials.
Hmmm, I’ll have to check. 
I was thinking about this today-if you put your double wide up on stilts then the horses could go under it for shelter.
And really, fences are over rated. Just tie them with lunge lines to one of the trees. They can eat the leaves and if they wind themselves up too close to the tree and can’t move, well, then, hopefully they learned a lesson about moving around while tied to a tree.
nah, its no fun to change horse_poos name…
even TABLE is super much fun…it makes me giggle on the inside every time i type it…or read it…or say it. its lots of fun if you think of it like saying it with a chinese or jap. accent: even table…even table…
OMG, jetsmom, we have posters on here who think we are posing real questions…
It is about size…and it matters 
And a big watch doesn’t make up for it…but a big diamond might and a red Jaguar convertible is surely worth 3 inches and 10 minutes…no?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
I might need help kids. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
And that is the understatment of the week!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
gelded fillies - what a riot!!!
How much for shipping to my as yet to be determined board barn in Atlanta? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This can be negotiated or you can be met halfway as we have a double decker cattle truck but not sure it would make it all the way to Atlanta. I have to leave to go buy more groceries (hint hint). If anyone knows the breeding on these let me know. They must be warm bloods but as I have never been horse shopping at an EU country am clueless. I’m guessing they would make good broodmares as I noticed some caesarean scars on a couple. I will make sure their sheaths are cleaned well before you pick them up.
Again, time is ticking people.
LMAO!!! 
DeLapp – But I don’t want you guys to eat my horses!!! 
eggbutt – I’m going to be 25 tomorrow but I still feel like it should be “my special day”. 
LOL Shit…I’m going to a a quarter of a century old…but I sure don’t act it!
