Snap, now that we have the army involved we can send a transport helicopter to pick your horse up…how does she handle straps under the belly and heights?
hey, i donated 6,000 er, 8,000 dollars to the flax seed cookie fund…so can i be in that clique too???
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OK, so there’s only been one other post on this thread in the last hour. Should I go get out the defib paddles? Y’all aren’t out there having lives, are you?
Jesse does prefer clicker trained mules to WBs though!!
I might have to go to bed.
I have yet to go pick up my reserved copy. Alcoholism prevented me from getting it on Saturday…
WTF is Live Journal?
Anywho, I just had a large lunch at the irish pub with friends. Now I feel bloated and I’m wondering if I’m in foalt to one of the tripods (or maybe even Johnny Depp given we didn’t even make it to Prom). Should I call a vet?
Also, one of the gypsy vanner mares in my premarin factory has started spontaneously losing all the feather on her legs. It looks like the BOSS holding it on has given way. I’m very worried because if she has no feather, apparently she will be worth way less than the $264,000 I paid for her. Should I call a vet?
BOSS cures all i would top it with some smegma and then perhaps add a austrailian saddle on top of your regular saddle, more padding, and if you must i’d lock your horse in a small stand only stall put a cup under its crotch and sell the pee to the premarin company.
FindersKeepers - didn’t you read all of the different scam threads that have been on the board? cleary not, because if you had, you would realize that this is totally NOT a scam! Just tape your credit card to your horse, or better yet, shove it down his throat to be with the clicker, and then they can go dig for it when he gets to brazil…they have to have your credit card info because since they are out of country, they can’t exactly write you a check…so they deposit the money into your account once they get back home…hope this has been helpful…
by the way, could someone please tell me where to buy the new TS breeches that are rust colored with pink stripes? and who sells them the cheapest, and how to contact them? thanks.
no rumpus it 1,000 degrees humidity!!! and i heard that axe shower gel will make you gelding more sexy for the mares. maybe it will help his sweating if he smells good. it’ll boost his confidence and he may jump higher to 
Dear Original Poster,
How old are you? Are your parents sufficiently supporting your horsey habit? It sounds to me as if your parents are not spending enough cash to put you in a position to be competitive!
If your parents had signed up for Cindeye’s pre-natal training program, you’d be on the U.S. team by now and winning in international competition with a string of 17 hand horses and at least 3 major brand endorsement deals. Sadly, if you are over 8 years old, it’s way too late for me…I mean Cindeye…to help you.
If you are 9 or older, I’d suggest:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Paying $175,000 for a grand prix horse that is a steal at that price because it only has “minor maintenance issues”
<LI>Do not tell your trainer, have them see you ride the horse or approve the sale before you bring the horse home
<LI>Do not get a pre-purchase exam. That’s just a scam.
<LI>March off in a huff when your trainer suggests that you overpaid for the horse as it is not sound and is too hot for you to ride
<LI>Keep the horse in your backyard and trailer in to lessons with a local trainer that charges less and knows a lot more than the BNTs in your area
<LI>Use a double-twisted-wire-bike-chain bit, draw reins, an unapproved helmet, and custom made pink DerDaus with Swarovski crystals on the capped toe every time you ride[/list]
Sorry I can’t help you personally, but I hope this free list will give you a start. Many people pay handsomely just to touch the hem of Cindeye’s breeches, you know…she knows all the BNTs and BNRs personally because she used to train them all.
well, you’d better stock up. i plan on being appropriatly liquored up by the beginning of the show.
hahaha
MCM- yes, I still want the foal, desperately. I can just pay you cash up front, and if he doesn’t work out, well I can just sell him. Does he have 4 legs? O what’s it matter.
Snap - I dont have a nickname either, maybe because our names are not very exciting and aren’t initials so they can’t be played around with?
I called and talked to Oprah, and she was hesitant at first, but once I told her about the secret world of resque, she was in! She’s also very interested in even table’s video tape…
DMK- If we send you over the Rainbow bridge, you can still come back and post in italics.
and duct tape fixes everything…just tape his feet together so he’s not toed out…fixes it every time…
wow, i can’t believe you didn’t marry darryl. i mean, who can beat a toed out albino? i mean really?
Egg <span class=“ev_code_RED”>b</span><span class=“ev_code_PINK”>u</span><span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>t</span><span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>t</span> – What do you think about me recruiting people to join the BOSS cult? I mean clique…L
So, in addition to my major BNT talents, I’ve just discovered I also have a previously undiagnosed superhero power. That’s right - eventable is able to drain batteries with the power of her mind. Witness:
Two weeks ago, eventable’s horse van fails to start due to batteries being drained. Eventable has the loffly AA men out three times in two days to help with this.
Two days ago, Eventable realises that her cellphone battery will only hold a charge for about 12 hours before dying a nasty hideous death.
Last night, Eventable hops into her car to go and see the love of her life (AKA the Red Horse), and car won’t start - prime suspect: the battery. 
Do y’all think if I start wearing rubber gloves, this might stop? It’s beginning to interfere with both my travel plans and social life.
even TABLE – Dude, as my ex BNT, you really should know that my name is Megan, not Meagan! L I prefer Snap’s thought that it’s for loading resques. 
Snap – So do you like the Official Spaghetti Junction Album? There are sooooo many pictures! LOL
Oh Cllane1 THANK YOU! I am so happy to have a BNT - from AL even. Wow. What kind of saddle would you like to break in for me?
About that not being at the ring thing - you mean I have to ride little Pookie? I thought you would do that for me.
and as for the twisting thing - it’s a bit unusual - each leg goes in a different direction but we are schooling 6 feet. Pookie just started jumping 2 weeks ago - are we on the right track?
Helen has a hole fetish!
