Ooooh DeLapp, I reckon they took a lot more pictures than two, but perhaps they were a little juicy for public consumption. Let’s start spreading rumours.
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<span class=“ev_code_RED”>eggbutt says to self, “gosh I loff this thread to relieve stress! what good friends!”</span>
I can just vision tripods in the ocean…wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail?
I’ve come to from my smegma cooler haze and it’s pouring rain here…I think we’ll have to hitch a ride on one of the military transports to get to wherever the prom is going to be. I can’t wait to taste that Rodesian Ridgeback appetizer…I’ve never had RR dog before. Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling “smile” is simply something to die for.
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things…you make a sort of “honking” sound every time you walk!
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hehehe we just got back from petsmart, where I got a HUGE bag of Dog food… gonna fatten them up before the prom/bbq!
GOOD CALL MCM!!
o this will be so fun 
Actually, you know what? You guys are just saying all of this because I did not want you to come to my new barn and see my new 3 legged 4 humped Camoose stallion-he was imported from Europe and has a bunch of brands so he must be good.
So it is NOT me being paranoid. You need to quit emailing and PTing me or I will tell on you.
You are just a bunch of crybabies who are mad.
He is S’POSED to have ribs sticking out, I am not starving him. A few pieces of hay is all he is sposed to have.
That’s right, I’m just so damned bored!!! Plus work is really busy 
Sabino’s always good right?
well, obviously the brother part is of no use to me. i mean, i can get rid of the engagement part of the sentence, but not the child part…jeez. what good are you?
ps - you still are voted out of the cool kids group cause you aint got no pic link…slacker slacker slacker…even if you did send me some pics…
anyone wanna breed there fillygeldings to snor-kal??? only a million dollars. thats a steal.
alright kids. behave yourselves while i’m gone. i’ve gotta go sit in the audience whilest one of my tripods is on jerry springer. he’s on the episode entitled “I’ve been cheating on you with your mom, and she’s pregnant with my baby”
course, that was BEFORE he met me…duh.
i think that this page has made me laugh the most since like page 30something…
i looked up something the other day, that was on this thread…don’t remember what. and COTH came up. i cracked up. i also did the johnny depp thing. thats just brilliant…
it was even TABLE with the videos with mr. depp.
and thanks for letting me take off my collar TABLE. i feel so special! how long do i get to keep it off?
and if you are going to founder ju-ju, do it right. i want him in BAD shape when he comes home.
sing song voice DeLapDance likes guys old enough to be her father!!!
PMU – Well, you need to get a very expensive saddle! Next, buy a GPA and get a custom bling job down the middle (preferably with real gems), spur charms as a MUST, as is a Kippy belt that costs at least $1000.
I am just so worn out from following all your advice about riding deep and piaffing at G. Maybe I need a BOSS pick me up? Or smegma after dinner drink - mmmm creamy.
No Sillyhorse…no prom but we are thinking of a football on horseback game with cheerleaders and all. The Budweiser Clydesdales are anxious to come and teach all the surviving horses how to play. Should be a good time. Riders probably will need special helmets and riding attire however. No bling will be allowed. We’re thinking of holding this event in West Virginia or Utah. What’s your pleasure?
Can anyone tell me about Flax Seed? What is BOSS? Are flies a problem? Should I call the vet yet?
Hey guys, I just hit the US border yeah!!! Boy is it hot down here I had forgotten.
MCM, 16 hours sounds just about right. I was able to find a 17 wheeler to practice with and as it was missing the one wheel I got it for free after explaining what I needed it for!
I’m looking for an ETA of about 8PM, will that give us enough time to practice and get my daughter going with Finder’s fillygelding. Well I guess I could just leave the kid with Finders seeing as how she is a BNT and all. Lets do that so I can focus on our routine!
Finders, how much will it be for full training of the baby for the weekend? She can ride, really she can despite being 1 week old! Whatever it is just charge my AmEx. There should be plenty of money since I black mailed my ex-trainer who I though was the father of my love child and now he deposits all of his extra commissions into my account. It is like being a BNT without all the hassel!
eggbutt… “Analysis?” Oh, honey, I’m too busy playing a$$-kissing-newbie-troll-wannabe to have time for analysis. And besides, “analysis” sounds a tad bit Freudian to me. I’m more into the primal-scream-meets-homeopathic-est stuff myself. I have no “envy” issues… wouldn’t want one of them thangs.
But that’s just me. Don’t mean to offend. That’s JMHO. Please don’t flame me! Please don’t chase me away! It won’t happen again! I promise! Unless, er, um… you want me to go. In which case I will. Whatever you want. I’ll head down I-85 to Atlanta, to that perfect barn with the perfect BO, BNT, farrier and vet, and you’ll never see me again… that is until I wreak my revenge in next year’s HB classes at Devon.
oh HURRAH! Even Table is catching on…woohoo! go me!
as for the liniment - make your own. add boss, mint, and water. duh.
i thought the same thing about the rescue option thread…oops…but then again, besides my equine major, i am also a photography major…and i was hanging up clothes in my closet this morning and saw not only my tripod, but my monopod, for my camera, and laughed. my roomate thought i was nuts.
What does G mark? And are we using a full size arena?
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Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling “smile” is simply something to die for.
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Yummm…salivating
My work just all sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me cupcakes…
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Hey…it’s my birthday today too. Got any of those golden retriever cupcakes?
Helen…dang these blocked-at-work websites!!! I wasn’t able to view your son’s pix but I wonder if he’s also considered a tripod? I don’t believe we’ve discussed tripods with hair!!! Most military tripods are scalped.
You need an animal communicator immediately!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
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I MEANT why’d you leave? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
sorry. i’m having a blonde week…
i didn’t really leave. i go to school in va, and my roomate and i got a house off campus this year and decided to stay for the summer…but my whole family is still there…
back to reading the 2 pages i just missed due to work…blah
