DeLapDance – We are fighting, not chatting!
Even Table – Would it be better if LapDance and I fought over you while in the nude?
jETSMOM, i’M SURE eRIN HATES YOU BECAUSE YUR FRUM tEXAS. i THIKN YUR SPELIG IS WEY TOO GOO FIR THSI TO BE REEL.
nEXT TIME TRY TAKKING YUR BASEBAL CAP ON TITER.
eggbutt…i’m gonna join the ‘what is BOSS’ clique!
but i still think we need to come up with a name for this one…
[scratches head and tries to think, but knows its too early]
Don’t bother with that barefoot stuff! Just get your horse’s shoes from the Chicken Man! Plus, it will give you the opportunity to invest your asp-ets in venomous snake-keeping.
you can’t draw a diaphragm of it! you have to EXPERIENCE it…the only way to understand is to FEEEEL it! silly diaphragms…
Lordy–that must have been PAINFUL to type. I hope it was worth it… 
(ed. note–I think to be technically correct, you should NOT confess in the title that your post is long. After all, you’re entitled. Entitlement includes verbosity. Even mangled, illegible verbosity.
Just a suggestion…)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Ryan, Seth and Rodrigo loiter around in the nude </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I would MUCH prefer them sauntering about… there’s just so much more implied action in the phrase (e.g., swinging, rippling, flexing, etc., etc.)
One needs one’s fantasies (particularly when one is sequestered in yet another Hampton Inn, in yet another town, on yet another business trip).
Ah man! I knew I shouldn’t have checked in on this thread. Now I REALLY, REALLY want M&M’s and I don’t have any!! 
Can someone come give me a fix?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
Helen I saw that–and I think you not only should call the vet, but feed them huge doses of Parkay and BOSS via a non vet supervised tubing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Rectally?
How could they close this thread???
I said BOSS at LEAST once!!!
BOSS BOSS BOSS…
this thread lives… FOREVER…
Unless they find out that some of us are from the south… or north… or west… or texas… darn… we are screwed!
~ Amy
“Proud member of the TCTJCC”
poor poor even TABLE…already monday…
my friend rach, ya know, the one you obviously know since you are from NZ? she was on her way into work and apparently got loured into a talk via the GOD SQUAD because they were handing out coffee…i thought it was funny…she didn’t…it took me a minute to figure out the god squad thing…then i realized what she was talking about…so at least you didnt run into them on your way to work…
well, i’d better go get ready for the resque bronc ridin! then the resque party after that…bbqing all of the horses that don’t win…muahahaa
Should we all bring Twinkies, too?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by HeyYouNags: P.S. Have you considered that your horse may have been carried crooked in the womb? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> I’ve actually seen a young horse round here recently who was - his nose is bent off to one side - he’s called snorkel.
And by the way, you yanks are crazy 
But HorsePoor, where does the hay go? and how can you be identified as a true horse redneck in the Geo??
1-800
And who shall escort the $700 Pony to the Prom?
Oliver, perhaps?
even table – I wouldn’t have minded being stuck at Spaghetti Junction forever! That has got to be the best show facility I have seen!!! Easy freeway axcess, the Amber Alert Boards to tell what classes were going on, etc. I loved it!
Sorry, but I have a couple more questions:
If I start my horse on the chili and beans supplements do you think he will be REALLY THROO and have enough EXPULSION to enter and be competative at your Dressage Show/Clinic?
And I just had a thought…Do you think the Judge/Clinician will want to get on my horse?
Because Jamaican horses are VERRY special and only I can ride him so he won’t get hurt and get bent wrong???
Does the Judge/Clinician HAVE to get on my horse? Because that just CANNOT be…I would (unfortunately) not be able to join all my new best friends on this BB at your Show/Clinic!
Well, maybe I will find out if he is a tripod 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Helen of NC:
And in case of murder, one can always invoke the “Twinkie defense.”
(showing my age…) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My Gawd, Helen, you CAN’T be THAT old! 
What happens if I add Twinkies to my beet pulp? Will I need to soak a bit longer? Will my horse founder? Will it get (pick one or more of the following) fat, sleek, colic, glossy, better feet, bigger, taller, shorter, transgendered, sabino?
So yesterday at Happy Hour, I mention something to the girls about the tripod standing across the room…I got some very strange looks…
Snap: I’m keeping the fillygelding in the trailer until the show. Yesterday, she had an incident in the field involvnig a duck, the goat, and the barbed wire fence. 
What color bling will be on your daughters GPA so I can find vet wrap to match?
There will be a fences class for weanlings, right? I’ve been schooling one of mine over 6’, i know i know, wimpy leadline stuff, but I don’t want to push him too hard just yet.
