nah, saddle sores. duh.
though i did read some quote somewhere about ‘if you want color in your cheecks, ride naked’
think of something better, you wussies! that was mere childs play…ok, i’m really reallly going to bed now…
Yeah, swing by and grab a few of those rescued horses…we may need them.
Yep. You can let us know how it went in FUnkY ItaLICs from the other side of the Bridge.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Would it be better if LapDance and I fought over you while in the nude? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Absolutely NOT. However, if you wish to fight over me fully clothed, while Ryan, Seth and Rodrigo loiter around in the nude, this would be most acceptable.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
We will just clip their necks to say things like “Geese on a stick!” and a little goose next to it with the vendor’s booth number. And sparkles, lots of sparkles. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
WOW! GREAT IDEA SNAP! We can also use fabric paint on their butts! “Fillyveal at booth 15, rare or medium rare!”
OK, just had a problem with the generals from the air force getting their thongs in a wad over the generals from the army…need Jerry Springer here pronto to sort things out. Maybe Rumsfeld can come down for the afternoon and give us a plan.
finderskeepers: Would you settle for a 12 yo opinionated, recreational spooker with photic headshaking? Oh, and you pay entry fees. 
(and, yes, I really have one of these and I love her dearly)
Ahhh, PROM!
Hope everyone had a super dee duper redneck trashy kinda time. I know I did…
Well, I’m pleased to say that we learned our lesson at the 4th of July bash, because we indeed did not run out of rescue meat this time. We cooked those dogs as requested because we had a few guests that were allergic to the rescue meat. My bbq cooking tripods behaved themselves wonderfully.
MC Hammer, as you all know, got a little to preachy, and we ended up cooking him as well…
But vanilla ice’s performance of his one song was marvelous. Oreo even started rapping with him…
I myself had a few too many Smegma Coolers, though it wasn’t that…someone spiked them with BOSS and Ace…but thanks to the BOSS, I don’t have a hangover this morning.
Everyone looked great in their respective dresses. my neon orange ruffle dress with brown polka dots and rhinestone spike heels did not win the trashiest dress though. I believe MCM won that award. Way to go MCM! janet jackson was her inspiration.
All of the tripods seemed to be having a good time (by the way, I went to see war of the worlds the other night, and everytime they said tripod, i had to sustain a giggle)…i thought they did a great job with the dirty dancing dance, but if anyone would like to send them to me for more training, its 29 easy payments of $3.94. they will be dirty dancing pros at the end of my 30 day training period with them.
In other news,
horse_poor: sorry that your prom date ditched you. but your unbroken broken horse was a lovely dancer. i thought he fit in with the tripods quite well…
RHF: after prom, you should have had plenty of experience with ingesting and using BOSS. don’t ask anymore stupid questions! gosh!
MCM: ryan from the OC looked nice in his wife beater. the boy should have pimped it and put rhinestones on it, but oh well…your evil plot to rig the tripods dance with your clickers failed because there were already naked people running about, so your wardrobe malfunction didn’t phase anyone…muahhaha
oskaar: those roadside steaks were great. they were cooked just right after being in your car the other night. your feather dress was very nice, but the tripods kept saying that your dress had fleas all over it?
I think that BUFF recieved the best hair award, and also won PRom queen and her gelding won king…it was all because of that white speedo. really got the girls in a voting mood…though he wasn’t quite up there with the tripods…hehe
finderskeepers: the pinata was great. that donkey didn’t see what was coming. i managed to grab a handful of boss pops when it busted. woohoo
findeight, i hope your bank account is much fatter after the telethon you held at the prom last night. what was it for again? too many smegma coolers have clouded my mind…
anywho, the cookies were tasty, i’m glad i invested money into the flax seed cookie fund. those poor little abused cookies…thank goodness for finderskeepers kindness…
i think thats just about all i can remember. those of you who had more of a smegma tolerence, please tell what you remember…
gotta loff prom coth style.
oh, and that after prom food was great. i had one of the denny’s waiters…er, he served me my food…mmmm dennys. no descrimination, nopers, no sir.
WhAT iS THis?!?!
If I Google Snap or Rambo Go Gold Fishes, nothing comes up! 
I am so sad!
Good idea delapp…i have now glued his shoe back on along with some elmers glue and baling twine to hold his foot together. While i was working on it, i added several more stackable shoes to his other three feet. He is now 23.7 hh. Do you think we can have a class for the biggest tripod???
Is there anybody who looks like Josh Holloway or Matthew Fox nearby? If so, you may not truly be Lost, you may just be misplaced. I suggest you look for the nearest water and follow it downstream - people live by water. Who knows, you might run into Helen’s son…
Dang - it works!
I think i strained something laughing…G thanks jetsmom for a refreshing, nearly pantswetting, post and follow up comments by all! heheh
“Backy”… the new BOSS.
Thank you, Eggbutt!
Snap, I certainly wouldn’t call a vet until you get all the opinions in triplicate from the knowledgable folks on this board.
Horsepoor - is the foal rideable yet? If not, we can get a good price for horseyveal at the barbeque! The calvary is already organizing their convoy to any part of I40, so some of you coming from the west can join in the convoy if you hurry to I40 - any rest stop will do.
HP, of course invite the White Trash Dressage Society! That being said, NASCAR fans will also be invited since we’ll be so close to Charlotte and the Lowes Motor Speedway! Should help with the beer vendors. Plus, they’ll bring flags too!
oh, and my new horse, Ju-Ju, like the candy, is a STALLION, so anyone with a really big TB mare that would like to, well, you know…give me a ring. the minimum size mare that is allowed to breed to my stallion is 16.9 hands. cause he is 7.1 hands. so anything smaller will not be suitable.
horse_poor: i like how you put the serious part of your comment in <span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>a sissy stupid color</span>
i mean, purple…
i prefer resque alfredo with garlic bread
moving on. even TABLE: i do not think we will break his back. you weigh 35 and i weigh 67.3352356, so we will be fine. do you think i should lose the .3352356 just in case before the show? maybe i will just eat bananas for the next 3 days instead of resque.
It’s called “wedding tackle” on men.
The sheath cleaning is for the “tripods” we get you from Ft Bragg. The good news is, they don’t kick when you do it…but they expect you to ride them after.
Oh egg BUTT, you are such scholar and we commend you for your important search for knowledge. We have such an awareness of the flax seed cookies, and we neglect that all important substance, BOSS. Where can I donate to the BOSS Heritage Fund? Your work must continue!
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Naters, I didn’t realize you were in the Fort Bragg area…that gave me an idea, so first thing this morning I called Fort Bragg and they have agreed to perform military maneuvers (is that spelled correctly? Is it really mane-u-vers? Interesting?) during our I40 ride back and forth across the fine state of NC. They will also include the napalm at no additional charge. They only ask that we provide some rescues for target practice and I certainly agreed to that as long as the US Gov made a heft donation to our rescue fund. They hooped and hollared for joy. The budgetary general just called to tell me the paypal payment to our off-shore account is on the way and will be allocated to the toilet seat line item of their annual expenditures. Tanks should make good escorts don’t you think. We can position them at all the letter positions of the ring and hang the letter off the gun turret or rocket launcher. Can’t wait…nice looking young men in uniform…Helen will be happy with that much Fresh Meat to look at.
Can someone please compare the various types of sheepskin pads for me and tell me which one is best, cheapest, cutest, comes in the most colors, smells the best, tastes the best?
Oh my newest European WB is arriving today from Frankfurt. I think that’s Germany but it could also be KY. Can someone tell me about him? How about posting a pic? Do you like his confirmation? What shall I do with him? Names anyone?
