<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>I’ve been out trying to trip the hay guy </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I think my hay guy is cute too but I have to used a 2X4 up side the head to get his attention.
Well, duh, Naters-why do you think I am holding the race? Just to be nice to the tripods so they do not feel left out? I don’t think so….
No you aren’t SH, because I am going to marry him first-you can have Steve.
Shouldn’t it be X, halt, salute by putting your hand under judge’s bum?
ironbess, we’re pretty darn stupid! 
Should I be harvesting my BOSS for the event? Do you think I can make some money on it? What is BOSS again, I just know I have a lot of it in the back yard aka the Tundra.
We need a new alcoholic beverage for the show, any suggestions?
Dagnabbit! I KNEW I shouldn’t have hooked up internet access in his stall…he has one wall that is the computer screen, and the keyboard is on the floor…
i should have known better…i checked his ‘recently been to’ pages, and this was on here, along with some website called ‘hot mama mares, older mares for younger geldings’, and another called ‘so you wanna be a tripod?’…
guess i’ll have to do that parental block thing soon.
Shiloh I am afraid that by doing that you would somehow be violating the ADA.
Puh – You did it correctly and I sent you one back…
Guys, I’m having a hard time figuring out what to wear while I compete at the rodeo tomorrow!!! I mean, I have some Wranglers that are 6 sizes too small, a Slinky shirt, gaudy boots, and a huge @ss belt buckle…do you think that will be okay?
you ladies can just go to http://www.match3.com…its an online dating source for tripods. 9just make sure to say i referred you when you register, so i can win a free dinner!)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Mom was “Poorly Built” and dad was “Really Big”. I named him "Really Poorly. So the announcer, announces me as ,“Next on course #178, Linda McDaniel riding Really Poorly” </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Please consider a name change to In the Nude. Then the announcer can say, “Next on course #178, Linda McDaniel riding In The Nude.”
Just think - you can ride In the Nude, train In the Nude, groom In the Nude, even breed In the Nude!
Whenever I see anyone post about “Nor Cal” (as in northern California, I guess), all I can think is “Snor-kal”!
Sabina: how would I know if I were homozygous? Could it have something to do with how much BOSS I’m using?
I do know I am HYPP N/N!
I"M SORRY THIS IS SOOOO LONG!!!*
i have a horse can anyone tell me what bit to use? 
it wont go anywhere and leans on me so hard that when i let it go, it falls on its face. should i let it fall on its face?
OMG NO REALY I"M SORY THIS IS SO LONG!
table, we used almost a whole post page between us. how sad…
thankfully mcm is going to get hammered and we can make fun of her for another page or so…woohoo
[lifts smegma cooler to lips, and downs in one gulp, yells at dog to bring 'nother round]
what kind of side effects do you think will come from benadryl and smegma coolers? i am multi-tasking tonight. watchin tv, on the computer (cause i have a mac and wireless internet!), drinkin smegma coolers, and…oh wait. thats all…
I have 3 dogs here drving me up a tree!! (cracks open smegma cooler) ahhhhhh anyway, we can cook them up. Does anyone have a tripod i can borrow for the prom? o and the flax seed cookies are coming along great. the people at walmart look at me funny when i load up my cart with flax and frosting, but they’re just jealous.
<span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>eventable – I’d rather it be with an eventing BNT…I event and so I’d want her to like eventing…maybe if I make her watch all my videos…</span>
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>DeLapp – Colors are pretty…hehe</span>
Snap - I have a few yearlings running around, 2 of which are fillygeldings, but no foalts. Your mare still hasn’t given birth yet? bummer, I was hoping to have the baby to do barrels with. Also, the BNT in Argentina called me and was quite flustered b/c she had to steal a penguin from the zoo to get your child to eat. I told her just to charge the cost to the black mail card. Why not just float on an iceberg to NZ??
even table, what is this vaulting you talk about? do my horse and I have to wear pink feathers on our heads? if so, count me in!!
Well, I think you will all have to admit that I had the best outfit. I was pretty clever in spraying adhesive all over myself and my horse and rolling in glitter then using a hubcap for a belt buckle…
PMU – Oh! Forgot to add…just sleep with the judges! But it shouldn’t help too much since jumpers are timed. But you’ll have fun! LMAO And try to get some hunter judges in bed, too!
I think the judging should be done as it is in White Trash Dressage: you set up a lot of spectator seating and whoever has a piece of paper with the word JUDGE written on it taped under their seat is the judge.
