i’m still confused. who is little nancy grace and shasta? it may be 10:59, but it seems i need a cup of coffee…
Hi Jetsmom!
I’m from El Paso and am now living in Houston. Love to know who that BNT is
findeight…don’t you think we’ve done enough for charities? i mean, we started the flax seed cookie fund, and we are saving the rescues…so what if we are eating them too…
does anyone have any Citronella FRIES? cause some person posted about some on one of the other boards, and they sound tasty. maybe someone could make some udder crust-chup (think ketchup) to go with them. do you think, that when we sweat after eating them, that the flies will stay off of us?
perhaps now that the clicker is lodged in his throat, you need to make sure the damn thing stays quiet when you’re at the shows. So I think you should spend some time reverse-clicker training him, as in hear the clicker, he gets poled. It will take awhile for him to make the connection. And don’t let anyone tell you that he can’t help it, its just the location of the clicker, that everytime he breathes it clicks, he’s doing it on purpose to piss you off.
There are so many things I could say about southerners and the synonymity of “boyfriend” and “brother” in local dialect. I did think your Dad smelled a little funky. Now I know why.
Flame grilled and ready to go
Yep, the Kitchen floor is great for getting them to bend around your leg. Especially if they have the stove for support.
AND, if you turn the burners on, they will actively seek to bend towards your leg, rather than away from (they don’t want to burn anything…)
Seriously, anyone gonna be in Chas SC or Fay NC this weekend ?
Not sure where I am gonna be, but I feel the need… the need for speed. Well a party anyway
horse poo could be on to something…
{sticks head up over cubicle wall and looks around}
Nothing suspicious yet…though I have gotten some “are u ok” questions from reading something and laughing hysterically. I think they’re on to us…
Well I’ve been out all night clearing a spot for us at the Jersey Shore. I hired a lot of BNT’s along with the Pinies and paid them 1.29 an hour but made sure they sent me $5 million to my Canary account and I told them I’m good for the change.
As theme I’m thinking Dirty Dancing meets Cocktail (love that movie!!) so we can get Tom Cruise in for a guest appearance.
Obviously for food we need BOSS (wait, what is BOSS again??), twinkies for the tripods, Flax Seed Cookies (with smegma frosting??), Smegma Coolers, Udder Crust summer malt…rescue bbq, gopher kabobs…what am I forgetting??
That’s as far as I’ve gone, after all I’m not actually ON the prom planing board, I just hijacked for the moment so as to make sure we bring it to NJ as all of you NC people need to share some fun!
Alright ladies the prom is just starting up! I just wanted to remind anyone who forgot. (like anyone would!) I had to revamp the outfit a bit to allow for the baby to show, luckily it was spandex velvet so it is just a nice stretch.
Looks like we are doing well with rescue meat, meat pies, flax seed cookies and smegma coolers. We could use a little more udder crust though. And I can’t believe it, by the time everyone got here they were all out of BOSS so we have none! Please bring more!!! We need it because horse_poor’s horse is starting to smell a little gamey so it needs a freshen up.
Enjoy guys, this is the Prom of our lives.
PS- The tripods look amazing!! Great job dressing them up, I can’t wait for the dirty dancing number.
Sadly my BNT (father of the love child) is sulking as he has run into all of these other BNT’s and is feeling a little insecure. I fed him the rest of the BOSS and he is now dancing with the tripods.
PARTY ON!!!
FindersKeepers: You said “volvo” snork…
I hope LordHelpus’ coon-on-a-stick yummies will be coated in lime! wash 'em down with a big frozen marguerita! (see…snarkiness abades when alcohol is mentioned)
Helen, I’LL TAKE HIM!
I have a very hott vet. I absolutely loff him, and find myself wondering if I can find something wrong with Bailey to get him out to the farm…I think she’s working o a urinary tract infection again, so I"ll get to see him next week 
He’s married though, all the good ones are, or they are gay
that’s where helen’s son comes in Can I take him to the prom, please? or was he claimed already and I missed it.
The last batch of cookies is in the oven. I experimented with the BOSS/flax mixture last night, they are fabulous! but very potent, so I will mark them with red smegma frosting, so you know which ones they are.
DMK’s butt before the alligator clip and Electric current- (!)
DMK’s Butt after the alligator clip and electric current- (_ <span class=“ev_code_RED”>*</span>_)
And if BOSS doesn’t solve the problem…a visit to a relative with connections can result in an offer they can’t refuse.
That ought to work to get that cross cantering butthead of a horse to pin better at the shows too
I’m up for just about any celeb coming as long as it’s NOT Tom Cruise!!! At school, we’ve actually discuss him in class. Haha! And some of my friends from home have called to get my opinion. (I’m in a clinical psychology MA program.)
PLEASE DON’T FLAME ME!!! 
I just found this thread and is there going to be a DRESSAGE CLINIC SOMEWHERE??? WHEN???
I would REALLY like to go as I have a BEAUTIFUL BRED TO THE NINES horse from Jamaica!
BUT, I must know WHO is doing the clinic??? Most importantly: DOES HE/SHE have an ACCENT???
Because (sorry to HIJACK but this IS important and I need HELP!) A judge at our last show said my horse was not THROO and lacked EXPULSION!
Can you imagine? 
I mean this horse has FABULOUS breeding!!!
So, if I attach pictures (taken at A/V/X/P/Q/D and from above) Could you tell me if my horse is THROO and has EXPULSION?
Because I (understandably) do not want to waste $ going to another show/clinic where the judge or clinician doesn’t have an accent and doesn’t understand “CLASSICAL” qualities of THROONESS and EXPULSION!
I would appreciate knowing what everyone thinks (as long as you think my horse DOES have the BEST THROONESS and EXPULSION)
Please tell me if you think I should consider going to your show/clinic (which is it?)
Fine, we’ll just stop by the liquor store on our way up. That should take an extra hour.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
The French also believe in playing soft background music while cooking…
That song that goes " Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…" doesn’t mean what you first thought. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Pumpkin soup now splattered all over the screen and keyboard
Helen of NC - does he have a face under the beard? If so, send him to NZ. We have mountains, he’ll love it. I’ll send you a cheque for $1 million as soon as MCM pays her training fees and vet bills. I hear she’s overdrawn after shouting smegma coolers for the local Hooters on her birthday.
even table – I know he looks bad since he’s so skinny, but he looked great considering!!! L And we fattened him up nice and good. Do you have any pictures on the internet? I’m looking for a new horse since you guys bbqed all of mine…maybe you can show me some prospects? THIS IS NOT AN AD!
