Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
Oh, and at Fort Bragg, the military men in chaps come in by parachute… so you get all angles </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

HEE-HAW! , waaaaaaaaaay too much information! Tripods with wings & leg covers!

sorry for the confusion pony4me…what did they sub for the smegma in the low-fat version. i hear the stuff is very high in calories and fat…

i think that the wine bottle usage should be left to the said user…

when did trailer living start having contests? dag nabbit! i wish i had known. i had a great chitlins recipe i could have sent in.

When this thread started, I had about 550 posts…I now have over 800 and I rarely read any other threads! LMAO This thread can never die!!! I am not prepared to go to the real BB…I will need a RBBBNT (real BB BNT)

of course you know them even table…everyone is supposed to know all of my friends in every country. you must have gotten the memo.

just wondering as to where you were…because i’m nosy.

will you be my bnt when i move. i can pay you lots of money because i will have one the lottery. so you can drop stupid mcm as soon as i move because you won’t need to bother with such…such…disgrace… i can do the walk/trot division and egg/spoon relays with no help, and i only hit one jump in the process last time…so i’m much better than her…duh.

don’t worry mcm…your not really that bad…[clears throat and rolls eyes]

bah. my friend is palmerston north. you know everyone there, right? i knew you would…

All I know is “X” marks the spot, baby.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
ALright Holly, I’ll try your beast, and I’ll take the filliegelding as well, hell while Im at it, im just gonna buy a farm and be a trainer, i mean why not. I’ve learned everything there is to know from my recent month of boarding at a reining barn. All you have to do is tie them in the sun for a few hours and make sure the rope is tight enough that they cant get to the flies, and that shuts them right up. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You forgot the Ace !

Ps - Infopop is being cranky…I say we eat IT for dinner.

Haha naters, I’m not even trying to attain the next karma level, it is just too far off! I’ve been advocating for a title change for a while now…

Finders, no they don’t take pennies. I am so very sorry, especially since I had a chocolate fix today and I never do. Mmmm Milkyway, pizza, ginger ale. What a yummy lunch!

MCM, I and my students took home more ribbons (and trophies) than anyone else put together. I also won a small donkey at the tombola stall. I think it’s because we got a little inventive while sleeping with the officials. Also because I threatened to drain everyone’s truck batteries so they’d be stranded at Spaghetti Junction forever…mwahahahaha

I’ve given it some BOSS and it turned even bluer. I’m going in for artificial respiration.

Reading posts that ask how high the fences should be in the 2’ class and answer questions about hauling horses that won’t drink by pointing out that, in all their months of hauling, they just bring all their own water. How, I have no clue…must be a big trailer.

Sometimes it’s hard to know who is serious.

Well, as you guys may know, I won my first class!!! I won the 26 and under eq for riders on horses over 20hh. Here is a picture from the class! I am happy! But now I must go find Snap and practice for the 18 wheeler tandem! I hope my groom has Rambo Go Gold Fishes ready…I do hate waiting. See you all later!

Okay guys, serious questions here: my husband’s class reunion is this weekend, and there’s a potluck dinner on Saturday. Naturally, I thought I’d dazzle the folks with a mean dish of resque. My dilemma: what’s the best marinade for resque? I’m partial to Dale’s, but what works for you?

((And on a Harry Potter note: just finished it and I’m so depressed [partly b/c the book itself was sort of sad and introspective, partly b/c I don’t know how I can wait for the next installment! Then I’ll be sad again b/c it’s the last one!]))

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>Reality Check…MCM, BOSS is black oiled sunflower seeds…really good stuff - I constantly ask about it, tongue in cheek, since a new topic is posted every 15 minutes asking about the qualities of BOSS, Flax, Beet Pulp, Fly Spray, etc…I’m just being a bit snarky!</span>

horse_poor – Many Colts Meandering?!? L I like that one!!!

DeLapp – The name is Megan… How about you?! I bet it’s…Ppaled! L

Well, I keep telling my BNT that if HE would get an “extension,” and THEN sleep with the studly judge, we’d all end up on top.

cclane1, by any chance are you homozygous for the black gene?

OK - stop the fighting or we’ll be just like everyone else! Just go to the new thread I just opened for Jetsmom and list the title you want her to use…surely she’ll do the right thing!

For new viewers (and any young children whose moms haven’t seen this thread yet and closed them down), I rarely ever drink. I haven’t had any kind of hangover since, oh, about Wednesday last week.

To those same kids: don’t drink. It’s terrible for your complexion, and people will come up to you in the street and ask if you’re Robert Redford (and not in the Way we Were or Sundance Kid)…

You guys are all wrong wrong WRONG!!! You want to stack the shoes and it DOES NOT MATTER what size the shoe is because horses do not care how the shoe fits during the roast, just as long as there are lots of shoes. Do not ask me why, my BNT told me this so it must be TRUE!

DUH!

Oh, and anyone that shows up with a banana instead of a soldier will be escorted OUT, and be forced to work at the Saddlebred Steak cook out !!!