Oh right, I can just see me as an animal communicator “Look, your horse hates you, alright?” Probably not much in the way of repeat business in that business endeavor! 
Candle, just take a piece of baling twine and wrap barbed wire around it (rusty, preferably). THat’s your best option.
jetsmom… is that can’t or can’t ride? 
do we get a title change soon!?!?!?!
hows about one about prom?! woohoo! 
I think the only option you have left is to spit roast him and invite all your buddies around for hot snor-kal sandwiches.
MCM, check your PTs. I dare you.
Aren’t dwarfs (1 thru 7) the official inspectors for all things Inverness? They always leave little stickers on my thongs. Maybe it was gnomes instead of dwarfs… I didn’t realize they had been given probe authority, as well
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Who’s little Nancy Grace? Who’s Shasta for that matter? Are they resques? Are they BNTs? Are they both? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>No to all of the above, however, that POS $^%#$% that did that needs to FRY, and not in a warm and fuzzy resque type of fry either.</span>
thirsty thursday…smegma coolers all around, duh…didn’t you get the memo?
seahorse…priceless with the GA horse rescue in your signature
You could become our new best friend…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oskaar:
My friend found it for me outside the Korner Pub in Mooresville:
http://www.tefleming.com/ </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oskaar, if you’re from the Mooresville area, how about dragging all those NASCAR drivers along with you and bring their haulers and rigs along too for party time!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
Duh, I live in MN, home of the Spaghetti Junction Hunter/Jumper Classic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh yeah…sorry! I have been drinking sooo many damned Smegma Coolers that I think my brain is turning to mush. Well, so you know any cute, available guys in the Virginia area? (I am loosing hope of finding a suitable mate on my own! L)
Oh thank goodness Finders, I was freaking out! Sounds like a great idea to sell them to the glue factory, I really could use that extra cash!
What is our venue this weekend? How about a circus since all of these horses are ready for the freak show?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by mcm7780:
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>(btw way, eggbutt…your name has butt in it! 
) I know you know that, but I want to be juvenile!</span>QUOTE]
Heh,heh,heh. She said <span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>butt</span>
So sorry…got a huge project going on here at work…please keep the thread going for me!
I do have a serious question though…I was reading the ingredients on Triple Crown Growth feed to determine if I want to use it or stick with Legends Mare & Foal and I found an ingredient I’d never heard of (other than all the chemicals!! 
). Can anyone seriously tell me what <span class=“ev_code_RED”>Fenugreek Seed</span> is? I mean, really, is there a seed that’s gotten past us? Seriously? Sounds like a new cookie to me!!
Well thank you, I had to be creative when I learned fillygeldings were born w/o tails Thankfully they grow in at 1 year, but I was terrified when I had to take my first weanling to show, and used the duck tape
probably the same geek thats going to show up at the horse show in the rust breeches
and like no one can ride in MY arena unless they have the new $2000 kevlar helmet…oh and if they dont have the spurs charms… 
even Table – Dude, men are way too confusing. I had an ummm…interesting time with my friend this weekend. Check your PTs! LOL
DeLapDance – But it’s sooo easy to make fun of even table!!! The rest of the pictures were umm…erased? And you can breed fillygeldings! I did and have a baby fillygelding…or would that be a fillygeldingfoal? I can’t tell it’s sex yet…hehe, I said sex!
Don’t worry about finding a spot. I will just run around the ring with you and pole you at every jump. That should help.
As far as drugs go, I’ve always found banamine to be soothing. Or perhaps some ace?
You know, ever since the title was changed to “As The Lungeline Turns” I’ve been feeling quite dizzy! Then again, maybe it’s the Scotch and Smegma Shots! L
I am soooo excited about the show at Spaghetti Junction!!! I must go work on blinging up my helmet and all! What do you guys think about me putting some bling on my reins? I was hoping to do some jumper classes now that I have a new BNT (THANK YOU RHF_cSi!) and I will be using rubber reins. I think I should put crystals on the rubber parts. I figure the texture will also help make them grippier. Well, I must get started! It will take me ALL night so I will check back in here tomorrow!
snap, you can have the leftover parts from the bbq horses. i will have my converted ice cream truck turned bbq pit in front of the prom, and my extra tripods will be cooking the bbq so i can dance with the other tripods. i will let them know that you are allowed to take the unusable parts.
