Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[FindersKeepers]

O wow, thanks so much for the insight, I’m going to a base in a month to visit a friend, now I know what to wear!!

On a more important note:

OMG, do you think this is a scam??

I have my 18.7 hh stallion for sale. He’s gorgeous, and perfect, and GM offered me 15,000,000 for him 2 years ago. He’s not sound, and he’s never been a stud, but I think he has great potential. ANYWHO i get an email from someone that saw him on dreamhorse.com saying they will come pick him up immediately and asked if a money order from South Africa would be appropriate payment. They said they just need my bank account information and a major credit card sent with my stallion. They are taking him to Brazil. Do you guys think this is a scam?

[DeLapp512]

oskaar: put some BOSS on your zit, and it will POOF, go away…

see you guys there…almost done putting the rhinestones on my tripods pod…whee

[DeLapp512]

well, MY trainer says that you can’t put a doublewide on stilts…she says that she tried to put hers on stilts and that it wouldn’t hold the weight…she also used her doublewide for shelter for her horses underneath, and one day it just fell. you HAVE to use cinderblocks! can you imagine the gossip that would go around the horse community if someone saw your doublewide on stilts…its like not having enough bling on your browband at a horse show! duh! anywho, what if you tied your horses to a lunge line and they wrapped it around your “stilts” and then boom, down goes the double wide…if you use cinderblocks, well the same thing will happen, but its the latest fashion accessory with doublewides, so you’ve got no choice. though i guess if your house, er trailer, falls down, you can just tie your horses up to it and they can drag it to the show. that way you don’t have to pay to stay in them fancy schmancy Motels with the red carpet. its a win-win situation all around. yeehaw

[FindersKeepers]

Ok, i’ll swing by the auction on my way, i’ll just use the excess funds in the flax seed cookie fund to bye them. I heard that bays are more tender than chestnuts, is there any truth to this? I want to make sure I buy the best.

[horse_poor]

HUGE NEWS!

Judge Judy is my new BNT.

So, put that in your resque and smoke it!

[DeLapp512]

nope. give it boss

oskaar - where be you in NC? cause i am nosy.

[FindersKeepers]

Apple Cider Vinegar <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>for bad ponies</span>
BOSS<span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>cure to all that plagues the earth</span>
Flax Seed <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>great aphrodesiac when combined with BOSS</span>
Beet Pulp <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>to be fed to ponies and horses that people think are too thin even though they are fine </span>
Paprika <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>cure for all evil in the equine world, and takes Jumbalya up that notch to FANTASTIC!</span>
DMSO <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to get anything through a surface that could not be penetrated by normal means (i hear it can get through lead…)</span>
MSD <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>a variation of MSM that contains DMSO</span>
ABC <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>generic BOSS</span>
DEF <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>great milk replacer for foals</span>
GHI <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to unblue blue eyes on paints for the H/J ring</span>
JKL <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>growth hormone for stringy yearlings</span>
MNO <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>generic DMSO</span>
PQR <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>used to remove “udder crust”</span>
STU <span class=“ev_code_GREEN”>helps produce high quality smegma</span>

I’m the only person left in the office, I’m bored to tears and waiting for 3 to come

[mcm7780]

Chhh…chhh…chia!

RHF_cSi – Hmmm…the mob, eh? Do you think your trainer could hook me up with some mobsters? I need to get away from even table…she is holding me back but is threatening me and my horses if I try to leave!!! So can ya help me out? But keep in on the down low, if you know what I mean…

[mcm7780]

jetsmom – Of course I go to look and end up giving actual advice…I can only be down right silly on this thread…

[mcm7780]

even table – I’m past the Inverness problem…I don’t think I have those body parts anymore!

Ohhh…I hope they grow back…otherwise I’ve been “saving” myself for Ryan from the OC for nothing!!!

[sleepdeprived]

Jilltx, the rule is I think, the orneryer the critter, the tougher the meat so Shetlands (and other ponies) you really need to marinate a loooooong time and then cook slowly, like 3 days. TBs you want to make sure you get a fatter one that’s been a hunter, not something right off the track. Tough and stringy, not enough marbeling. Now Hanoverians – wooo-wee! man that is some good eatin! 'Specially if they get lots of alfalfa and oats.

Spotted horses and Appys are good as you get equal parts light and dark meat.

[mcm7780]

RHF_cSi – Fleas? Hmmm…want to give me your vet’s number? Online degrees are great…it’s not like you need hands on experience to work with animals or anything! As to prom, we can get a tripod to be your date!!! If you can get to DeLapp’s place, maybe she’ll let you join her in the Lear Jet she’s using to get to prom in Jersey! (At my real prom in 1998, the DJ was drunk and kept playing the same song over and over…it was so boring we left early and went through the Burger King drive through for fries and crowns! )

[RHF_cSi]

i dont believe i have posted enough so i’m just going to post one more time for good measure

[eggbutt]

Jetsmom, you have TOTALLY lost control

[RAyers]

HA! You say “Come join us in hell.” I say what took you all so long to catch up!?

If by the the things I do my life are making my bed in hell, I am going to make it a king size.

Reed

[SillyHorse]

You’ll have to fight me for him, h_p. Hey, that would probably get us on the show! How cool is that?!

[jetsmom]

Full size arena, but most male judges don’t believe that “G” actually exists.
I hate it when the judge’s wife calls the test from the sidelines! I always get marked down for “Looks tense”

[oskaar]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oskaar:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
nope. give it boss

oskaar - where be you in NC? cause i am nosy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

CLT. Why’d you defect? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

what the cheese batman???

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

From NC?

[cllane1]

Holly Jeanne: would you call that “mareque”?

[Helen_of_NC]

Baking soda makes a suitable alternative… mix the baking soda and a little cider vinegar to form a paste. Or try toothpaste (the cheaper, the better). OR… egg BUTT’s favorite, a wad of “backy.”

I can’t take Benadryl and function… got free samples of Clarinex from my doc instead. Same antihistamine relief, no walking dead side-effects.

Although a “walking dead” class might be fun… or a re-enactment of pivotal scenes from “Weekend at Bernie’s” whilst jumping one’s fences?