Jetsmom…I think the problem was the saddle cause everything else you did was right on! Had to have been the saddle. Perhaps you need to have it reflocked or get a new one altogether. OR, it could have been the shoe job you had done prior to the show…you remember, where you put 00 on size 2 feet and forgot to add the trailers? I’m sure it was the saddle or lack of trailers!!
I just got done riding Holly Jeane’s mare, she’s a bucker, can anyone tell me why? My super narrow tree doesn’t fit her well, but with enough padding, I made it comfortable. THe girth is old and cracked, and I only used the low setting on the cattle prod. Do you think I should put her on regumate? Or maybe get Depo shots for her? I was thinking about just injecting her with pure testosterone to control her moody mareness. Has anyone had any luck with any of the herbal stuff? Does paprika help with hormonal imbalance??
And Oreo, as smart as you may be, you are a pony, and we will win, especially with so many BNT’s coming along
no just g no male knows where the g is 
Once again, I say, use your blackberry to call a cab. The Lear is still in for repairs and I’m in a snit with all the fancypants Americans for casting aspersions on my BNT abilities. YOu know every true BNT comes from NZ, therefore I must be a BNT. Even Jim is a closet NZer (because of the trout).
adhesive is no problem to take off-you just sprinkle some MSM on it. Duh. But does anyone know the best brand to use? 
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>I seriously need to go the crazy place-I am considering taking a horse from the local rescue who is blind in one eye, 7 years old, and has not been backed…</span>
snap, good thinking with the dirty dancing/cocktail. we could indeed bring tom in.
boss is included in everthing, really. even as a marinade for the bbq. i hadn’t thought of the gopher kabobs!
what is boss, by the way?
you can be on the prom committee with me and mcm! woohoo!
Oooh Finders she sounds perfect! And I always wanted a fillygelding as they are so much easier to manage (or are they more difficult?). I’m so glad you already had your vet check her out that way I don’t need to spend my own money, I can trust your vet to be unbiased I’m sure!
I’m sure Penelopony will love the coloring but who cares if she likes it, it sounds just loud enough for it to get the attention of the judge so I can sleep with him and my little hunter princess will win!
What a steal at $45 million, can I take her out on trial with no deposit for an undetermined amount of time? That is the only way this may work for me as the National Bank of Antarctica is closed Sunday-Saturday most weeks and open only between the hours of 3am-5am on the 3rd Thursday every other month. Not too convenient but I do get free checking and flax seed cookies for the baby!
I hope she isn’t too afraid of penguins as the head penguin is her BNT up here. He squaks a lot but I think he is really getting through to her in ways I can’t.
You all should move up here, it is so great! I just discovered my whole property is filled with BOSS so we will never run out! I’m thinking of selling some off, do you think anyone would be interested?
I can’t wait to see this pony!! I hope she will make a great cross with my horse/moose!
Only one concern…the pony isn’t related to Oreo is it? I hope not as she might devour the BNT penguin and that would mean resque for the pony!
Sorry all… paying lots of attention to hubby. The other white meat.
even table – Check your PTs! 
Marinara sauce and resques don’t mix…the meat is too gamey, IMHO.
why’s that? cause its what, like 10 am there???
you just need a little nap, eh? thats supposed to wait til the night shift goes to bed around 11-12…duh. so you’ve got another like 5 hours left…
see people - your lack of posting is putting poor even TABLE to sleep, and she’s got a whole work day ahead…post, you slackers!
give it a flax seed cookie with boss. that clears everything up.
what time shall we go to decorate? i mean, if it starts at 8, everyone will be fashionably late, meaning 8:45…i think if we get there at 8:43, that will be enough time to decorate. dontchathank? no one will be there on time…its horse people…
De Lap Dance – JuJu is cute…you do realize that good ol’ Flea Bag is his sire!
Even Table – Wow…you’re older than me…how do you do it? Are you able to still walk? hehe! (Oh, I got your e-mail but haven’t been able to write back…BAD MCM!)
PMU – Good to see you had the balls to join us!(mmm…smegma comes from those who have balls!) Maybe we can have some new cocktails! PMU Smegma Jello Shots?
Oh heck, I forgot who I’m doing the 18 wheeler tandem with…was it Snap? L Okay, gotta do some homework!
I’m sorry, roaching is not considered acceptable turnout for my discipline as I ride a hack and not a hunter or cob. The do I envisaged was something similar to Jessica Simpson as DAisy Duke. That way I can wear my blinged up rhinestone sandles with my pink barbie doll dress. Maybe I’ll try glue. I guess that would also help hold on my wig?
Well, I made it home. Thanks for the tractor ride.
My broken unbroken horse made it home, too, so I think I shall enter it (it is a fillygelding) against Eggbutt’s tripods. Because technically, it IS a tripod.
I know it is broken and unbroken, but it should be a good experience for it, right? I think I can fix the leg with my baling twine/spray paint/Elmer’s glue concoction, don’t you? If I only enter it in about 10 classes, that should ok, right? I really need someone to tell me it will be ok.
I will be driving the Geo Storm to the show sans the trailer-because my new horse is broken and unbroken, I can bend the broken leg to fit it into the awkward space called the backseat. And its head can stick out of the sunroof.
And do you think I should call the vet?
oooh mc hammer! i forgot about him! isn’t he a preacher now? maybe he could hold a service for us? weeeha!
i’m still voting for vanilla ice…we can just hear the one song over and over and over again!
i wanna be on prom committee!!! but i’m prolly not cool enough…i was the kid in high school that was friends with like everyone, but not friends enough with the cool kids to feel comfortable sitting with them at lunch…does that make sense…so maybe i’m not qualified? darn.
i vote for it to be a white trash prom! woohoo! i mean, get-r-done…whatever.
anywho, if you vote for me to be on the committee, i’ll throw in a pony for the bbq…she called in to the john boy and billy show for the current events quiz last week and got the correct answer, so she won a years supply of jb and billy grillin sauce…convenient, eh???
if you dont have zip up ariat field boots and a colorful coat liner(coat must be grand prix or rj classic quality) and nice pastel shirt to match. you may not enter the show. Also rust breeches will get you laughed out of town…
i think we should have a wrong lead no flying changes baby green hunter class where all of the pro’s can enter with there five year hunter champions.
Ahem. I won all the classes even though you got the ribbons and trophies-I won, because my BNT Judge Judy said I did.
Hey I have a question-what fly mask works best? I bought one of each and put all of them on Pees O’ Sheet at the same time. I don’t think he likes it.
<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Eggbutt and DeLapp – Stop fighting! And I’m the birthday girl so you have to listen!!! (btw way, eggbutt…your name has butt in it! ) I know you know that, but I want to be juvenile!</span>
Okay, so when is prom? And is it still at Fort Bragg?
Maybe they used their blackberries and GP systems to call cabs.
