Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[eggbutt]

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>eggbutt says to self, “gosh I loff this thread to relieve stress! what good friends!”</span>

I can just vision tripods in the ocean…wonder which leg is the rudder? Or sail?

I’ve come to from my smegma cooler haze and it’s pouring rain here…I think we’ll have to hitch a ride on one of the military transports to get to wherever the prom is going to be. I can’t wait to taste that Rodesian Ridgeback appetizer…I’ve never had RR dog before. Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling “smile” is simply something to die for.

<span class=“ev_code_BLUE”>Smegma Cooler warning!!! Nasty Hangover after these things…you make a sort of “honking” sound every time you walk!
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[sleepdeprived]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Long Leaf:
Queasy - Do you need a lift? I’ve got my Miata and Brenderup all hooked up and ready to roll! I can stuff my 18.7 hand Gesuntentphlagovarian stallion in with no problem, so Oreo should fit too! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for the offer but first tell me, is that breed carnivorous and/or does it taste good?

Queasy’s REscUe: horse lovers dedicated to saving the tastiest horses in America (a 5013c nonprofit since June 29, 2005)
Author, “The Equine Epicure” your field guide for cooking Flicka, Black Beauty and OTTBs galore! Only $35 at bookstores everywhere (proceeds go to the rescue so dig deep!)

[horse_poor]

#1–are they seriously doing away with Twinkies? Because if they are, that is very alarming.

#2–your horse is bucking because your saddle obviously does not fit. Now do not be alarmed-you can fix by shoving a bunch of saddle pads under it and he will eventually get over it.

#3–it CANNOT be a sack lunch without a banana thrown into the mix. You know the banana-in-the-lunch-smell? Admit it-you know the smell and it takes you back to when you opened up your Charlie’s Angels lunch box back in the 70s.

#4–what kind of wine cooler was it? My personal opinion is the Strawberry Blush was the best.

#5–who was selling the 100 acres, cuz I will by them. But pretend like we are not working out a deal cuz we do not want the mods to know we are conducting a sales transaction, so shhhhhhhhhh…

[1-800-Dial-A-Distanc]

Okay, I don’t have time to read through everything that I missed, just want everyone to know that I too am having the problem of taking people seriously.

Additionally, I got some odd looks when my horse felt the need to show his rear end to the judge roughly every third second this weekend and I was hear to mutter. “That’s it! To the I-40 parade you go!”

1-800

[mcm7780]

OH mY GoSh! We MAde It To ThE SeCOnD PaGE!! ThIS IS hoRRiBLE!

DeLapDance – I am not a troll! Just because I was raised by one does not make me one!!!

[buff4948]

We need a new title.

[naters]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
So, if you are mucking out your horse’s stall and they start to poop, have you ever tried to catch it with the rack so there is less to clean up? This is a serious question! So don’t flame me! Flame DeLapp instead! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Constantly try, and then evertime swear that it is easier just to pick it up off of the ground… sigh…

[Emryss]

You might want to check that the BNT’s poling hasn’t rattled the pea loose from between the horse’s ears. Forgot to mention that. If that is the case, a few good whacks upside the head will get it back in place.

[FindersKeepers]

Sometimes those secrets are traumatizing though when you’re 14 and are looking for a pen to take a phone message and find something battery operated…

Anyway, back on topic, I"ve decided to open a bakery for my cookies…and then I got to thinking, why not open an entire restaurant. I found some nice property while in the mountains of NC this weekend, and we can keep the rescues right out back of the double wide that we convert into a diner. Do I have anyone interested in being my business partner??

[mcm7780]

Even Table – My BNRT!!! My mom had a friend that accidently left one of her kids at the supermarket!!! LMAO

Snap – I like Snack! That sounds nice!!! But you are going to bred her to Rambo once I stallionize him again, right? So you can have Snap Go Gold Fishes…

[eventable]

OMG - I think I was at around 200 posts when this thread started. I might need help kids.

[jetsmom]

WelL, I Had My NeW TrainEr Joe P, Come Over and JoIn My 82 Yr OLd GrandmOther anD I FoR Tea iN FroNt of a ragIng Fire In The Fireplace and Talked about BuyIng New ProspectS. He IS So NicE! He EVeN kEpt PuShiNg My Grandmother’S chair CloSer To The FirE To make SuRe She was WaRm Enough. PooR Granny’s Hem Of Her Skirt Even StarteD To Singe A LittlE!
THeN The ConVerSation Turned To Cars… For SOMe reason, That Joe P Sure Is CUrious About how Big Granny’s car’s TRunk Is! It WAs All HE CouLd SeeM tO taLk AbouT.
Oh, He DiD Tell ME That He Wants Me TO mEEt A FriEnd Of HiS CallED “The Sandman”…IsN’t That Cute …TheY HavE niCkNamEs For EacH othEr!

[eggbutt]

Did somebody say BOSS?

I do think I’ve lost my mind over this thread. WOuld someone please contact an Animal COmmunicator and ask them to commune with me to see what’s wrong that I’m having so much fun with this one topic.

You know, this board means so much to me…I just discovered my new career since being fired 30 minutes ago. I, TOO, can be a BNT who rescues, sells BOSS and Fly Spray, tack, funnel cake, bling, personal hygeine items, judge, shoe, trim - anyone use the stasser method?!! now there’s another wonderful topic – cook horsemeat, edit recipe books, taste wine, hauls double decker trailers, and all because I learned how on this board. Damn! A complete education in one place and it didn’t cost me a dime…in fact I’ve made $3.48 in donations!

[Snap]

Oh geeze, seriously I didn’t even think of it that way! It was totally innocent but I can see how it could go there…

I have set up that BOSS Heritage fund for egg BUTT in the National Bank of Antartica. Please forward your donations there care of ME. I’ll be sure this great cause gets 10% oh, I mean 100% of the proceeds.

[eggbutt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
he should be fine but you may want to give him some BOSS from now on. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now you’re talking! Can anyone explain the benefits of BOSS? Beet pulp? What IS BOSS? Should we call a vet? What size do I wear?

[naters]

Oh, Snap, thats easy.

he is sweating because you are letting him drink too much water.

Dump out all of his water buckets, and empty the water trough.

If you don’t let him drink then he won’t sweat, and THEN you can ride.

That way you don’t get your TS breeches sweaty/dirty.

I mean, really, don’t you have a BNT to tell you all of this when they get out of bed with the judges???

[eventable]

Dude, I didn’t say you’d get Moviestar delivered, I just said you’d get him straight.

Although Shire / Falabella X is called Moviestar, so I will ship him to you by UPS or Fedex (whichever is cheapest cos I don’t care if he breaks his legs off, he’s not mine anymore). We are unsure of his gender preference, so you may find it difficult to breed from him. Also we are unsure of his breed preference as he has shown scary level of interest in boarder’s Great Dane, Kebob.

[naters]

Ok, so I have dissapeared for a while because I thought I was going to make an offer on a nice piece of property…

Instead I would like to include a BNT in one of our resque BBQs…

GRR!!!

[mcm7780]

I HAVE ARRIVED!

Okay, I am sooo much cooler than both of you! I have a degree and am going for another one…and maybe yet another: a doctorate. Cause Dr. MCM sounds so damned cool! And I have THREE pretty saddles…

[mcm7780]

Sabina – Do you think Oprah will mind that PANS and I bought matching, custom, ill-fitting Hermes saddles for the show at Spaghetti Junction?