<span class=“ev_code_RED”>You Know If Yer A Redneck When You Step Off Your Front Porch And It Caves In Killing 4 Of Yer 6 Hosses Then Yer Uncle Willie Grills Them On His 1967 Ferd Grill</span>
I just got back from the I-40 Dressage Event.
We caught a ride with the Airforce in a C-17, but they dropped us off in Charleston (wrong airport).
So we had to “hoof it” back to Fayetteville.
After a 250 mile trail ride, on the pavement of I-95, my horse is so stiff and sore that he won’t even walk anymore. BUT, he is not scared of Semi’s anymore, so it must have been worth it!
I have a 10 y/o OTTB that was HOT HOT HOT and very highstrung and spooky when I got him and then I tried NH on him and desensitized him to everything and now he won’t go when the trainer cracks the whip.
Did I ruin him forever?
Thanks, Finderskeepers! After than, you can desensitize my OTTB. I don’t care what to as long as she’s desensitized to SOMETHING! Then, you can teach my 2 yo that she ALWAYS must walk through the gate when I tell her to and not just when she wants to. Okey dokey?? 
Again, remember this is a PG 13 board, so if you are going to show the flax seed cookie abuse video, you had better post a warning about it….
And HOW is this horse related?
eggbutt:
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 
Come board with me. I have the extra room now I’ve barbeced MCM’s horses. DeLapp is already settled right in and has pinned in 12 classes in the 24 hours since she decided to train with me. I promise I will never hurt your feelers - are you a crayfish by any chance?
even table – What kind of saddle do you have? I like how it looks! is a saddle whore
wow, i missed a lot, changing the title threw me off…
Oh, good idea!
And make sure your BNT does the “whoop, whoop” after you complete your round. No one can be considered for ribbons unless the judge clearly hears the BNT “Whoop”.
How else will the judge know that you’ve had a good trip? I mean, he/she has probably been drinking since 9:00 AM and can’t even tell what colour your horse is, let alone what kind of ride you’ve had.
blueboo – Seriously, who would trade a Twinkie for a banana??! Especially now that they are discontinuing them…RR should hold onto that Twinkie like her life depends on it! Then, in a few years, she can sell it on E-bay and make enough money for a few hundred $700 ponies!
Snap – As long as Snor-kal’s nose deformation is hereditary, we should have no problem telling which foal belongs to which sire once they are born. I am sure Snap would love carrying two foals!
And I told you your saddle was safe: it’s a size too small for me! 
because virginia intermont college wouldn’t agree to move to north carolina just because i asked them too…it wouldn’t sound right. north carolina intermont college…
my mom is still in the area, actually she just moved from g’boro to gibsonville, but still works in g’boro…
you live in the boro? hehe…
You know, I am feeling terribly left out… I don’t have a cool nickname 
eventable- do you think we should get custom made saddles for our pintawalkaloosas? I know we are shoo ins to win, but why take chances?
Wow, I am so impressed with myself. I just sneezed while I had my mouth crammed full of rice cracker, and everything stayed inside my mouth. It took some effort, and I think one of my eyeballs popped out instead, but I’m so proud!
Should I call a vet?
Jetsmom, I do believe you are extremely subversive, mad, bad and dangerous to know.
I like you!
Sounds to me like horse poo is hosting the next resque…
The rodeo was a blast, again we need contributions to the flax seed cookie fund, to start preparing for the next event.
Did someone find a fillygelding near the South African coast? When I stopped in Florida to check on them and start the walk back up here, there was just a lunge line floating behind my jetski…
Snap, MCM, when do i get my foal??
I think I would like a tripod with Rocher ears so I have something to hang on to.
The vet just left without finding any thing wrong. He told me to call back in 30 minutes if everything wasn’t better. What did I call him for again? hmmmmmm…could this cooler stuff I’ve been guzzling have some pretty nasty side effects? Wonder if the FDA should get involved. Warning: use of this product may cause blindness, sterility, infertility, bloating, diahrrea, vomiting, hallucinations, tremors, asthma, increased appetite, hearing strange noises, itching and scratching of inappropriate places on body, hair loss, rapid hair growth, rapid growth of hair on tongue, multiple pregnancies, a persistant honking sound from lower regions of abdomin, bankruptcy, impotentcy, riding deep, and a mellow yellow feeling of euphoria.
He took several boxes of Smegma cooler with him however.
Seahorsefarmsto be- You’re a rescue…If you can’t afford him and need to make money, just breed some more and sell them or ask everyone here to donate money for your new truck…I mean, hay.
My personal favorite store-bought brand is Refreshmint! Cool and soothing while at the same time, warm and invigorating. Use sparingly.
Can anyone tell me what (fill in the blank)is for?
Choices for “blank”:
Apple Cider Vinegar
BOSS
Flax Seed
Beet Pulp
Paprika
DMSO
MSD
ABC
DEF
GHI
JKL
MNO
PQR
STU
