<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Seahorsefarmtobe:
did I mention I’m taking the rescues to the meatman? that’s how the rescue sustains itself! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, you aren’t going to transport them on a double decker trailer are you, because that is cruel and inhumane, you know.
Snap – The course will be posted tomorrow! But I will get my old boyfriend to come and tattoo it for you…he does great work! (I’m actually telling the truth there! L)
Just to let everyone know, I will be at the show, but I may not have time to post…I am going to be very busy!! Plus, my fillygelding had a foal today so I need to get it trained for the grand prix on Saturday! (In truth, I’ll be going to NJ so I don’t know if I’ll be able to get to a computer…and my friend may be a bit insulted if I ditch him to go online!!! L)
MCM, I’m with you! No red string bracelets for me!
Since I am done with ye horrible torture (otherwise known as summer exams), I shall dedicate the next three weeks to pushing this thread past 100 pages (nay, perhaps even…101!)
And, duh, am I the only one who figured out that you clever group have been writing the plot to the next Austin Powers movie?
Working title: GoldTripod. Dr. Evile will be threatening the world with Grey Stinky SMEG-MA, (heehee, I said “smegma”!) but the world will be saved by transforming his terrible weapon into merely inebriating Smegma Coolers, and Snor-Kal and the foalt will neutralize him with the threat of Udder Crust!
But Dr. Evile will get stuck in the 1980’s and amuse himself by torturing whole families with static electricity!
Meanwhile, however, the “Linda Zettl” monster will paralyze whole communities with her terrible, blond hypnotic powers…and there the movie ends, with viewers left hanging on the edge of their seats, waiting to see if Dr. Evile and Linda Zettle monster may unite to produce more filligeldings, complete with tripods…
I mean, duh. How else do we support the poor flaxseed cookies and fund Lapp Dancer’s seminal, groundbreaking BOSS research? After all, she does need to bring closure to that obsession and find a new one…maybe research on Lubrisyn? or was it Hyalun? or Hyaluronix?.. You see, that puzzle needs a more obsessive brain than my own to unravel.
oH, AnD SoRrY tHiS iS sO LoNg!!!
PlEaSe NoOnE FLAME mE!!! 
OK Snap…how about a THRUSH BUSTER? It’s a frozen concoction that might be really refreshing in this heat:
a handful of fresh hoof trimmings
a healthy dose of smegma cooler mix
dash of udder crust to flavor
1/2 gallon light rum, tequila or vodka (or all 3 if you’re really serious)
1 cup Amaretto
1 cup Creme de Minthe
1 cup Apple Brandy
5 lbs of crushed ice.
Blend well until slushy.
Garnish with a hay straw with a “bean” pierced on the end for panache.
Serves 1 
Where’s the rest of the night shift gone, I wonder?
RHF_cSi – What is with all you guys and bbqing my horses?!? You’re supposed to bbq rescues!!!
jeez guys…i leave my computer for 3 freaking hours to go ride a horse, and you’ve managed 2 more pages on this thread…so it took me a few minutes to catch up…
how come YOU get to be head of prom committee buff!!! me and mcm were planning on voting for each other to get on…will you elect us both please??? we will be good servants, er, prom committee people…we swear!
so when is prom gonna be? cause i need to get a date or 9 lined up for the occassion, plus i have to make sure that my ice cream truck has been properly transformed into the bbq cooking station in order to feed all of the guests…i also need to make sure that my heels are died the exact same color of neon orange with brown polka dots as my dress…and the ruffle work is going to take days…
by the way, when i went to the barn just a little while ago, my horse only had 3 legs. what do you think happened? please list what could have happened, how it happened, and approx. what time it happened, and then please call me…thanks.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oskaar:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:
nope. give it boss
oskaar - where be you in NC? cause i am nosy. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
CLT. Why’d you defect? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
what the cheese batman???
even TABLE: i kinda like delappdanca - though it would be better if it were
de lap danca
i’m going to go to bed…work on it for me…i’ll expect results in the morning…
by the way, mcm, it doesn’t seem you have a name?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by lyrical:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Lyrical, if we’re talking venomous type Double D boobs then sizewise I believe it would be more like Double As </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ah, queasy? “boobs” as in dummies, twerps, beyatches, etc… 
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Yes, well, I was distracted by efforts to channel dead horses and it didn’t sink in. Last night I spoke to Alydar and man was he cussing mad but is having serious fun with Secretariat and Man O’ War. He can’t wait until certain humans cross over as he will be waiting at the end of the tunnel to kick the $hit out of them.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>I do I do! I keep telling my BNT that if she would get a boob job, and then sleep with the judge, while wearing her stacked heels, and cutback saddle, I would win next time!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I can’t tell you how many times this has worked and doing it yourself rather than relying on your BNT (dressage trainers are likely cuter than the majority of ASB ones) is much more effective.
Good luck DMK – hope your blood alcohol level did not postpone the procedure!
mcm- he looks delicio…i mean beautiful good job taking such good care of the juic…i mean poor horse.
duh…
i just remembered that i was just under 300 before i started posting on this thing. i’m just smert like that. duh. duh. duh.
mcm, have you gotten lost?
ugh. i’m going to bed. else i’ll be in deep smegma in the mornin when i have to wake up to go to work.
*dork, cough, dork, cough
Prom was soooo much fun last night! It truelly was the time of my life! snicker
I can’t believe I won the Trashiest Dress Award! I’m so proud! I owe it all to Janet Jackson!
DeLapp – Your hair looked great and didn’t even smell too bad! Sprinkling BOSS on it was a nice touch!
horse_poor – I loved your unbroken broken horse’s rendition of the Macerena! That was great!
finders – The pinata was great but for some reason I can’t get it’s screaming out of my head! Good thing Ryan from the OC was there to comfort me and make sure I always had a smegma cooler in my hands.
Such a magical night! I heard one of the tripods proposed to Buff!!! Is it true?!? Did she accept? If so, we have a bridal shower to plan!
I have a question about the attire for the clinic/show. What should I be wearing, not so much for safety but to look really cool! I want to make sure I catch the judge’s eye before hand so I make a good impression. I already have that leopard saddle, what can I do to bling it up? And I should mention I already have real diamonds in my spurs so what goes with that combo?
Okay… coffee all over the white skirt… I started this thinking that it was real, had a face of disgust and wonderment as to why it had not yet been closed, then I realized, and “ppffftttppphhhh”… coffee…everywhere… and I’m at work. Sad for me.
But now! I shall give you brilliant advice. Ignore BNT, ignore all trainers, they don’t know anything. Read a book on Natural Horsemanship, attend a NH clinic, read a book on Grand Prix jumpers. You’ll be fine. Rocks inside the splint boots help if he hangs his legs over the jump and if you’re going to breed him, you should let him practice on the other mares in the barn and I wouldn’t worry about the lodged clicker if I were you. Just gives you more leverage really…
And everyone, it’s time to let DMK cross…It’ll be hard, but it will get easier as each day goes by and you realize that this is what’s best…
1-800
What if I can get my BNT and the seller to sleep with the judges? Could video royalties cover the commissions? It seems like everyone wins that way…
You just need a couple of hits of Scotch, then it just rolls off your tongue.
beethoven - everyone knows that you don’t sweat a horse when that happens! you feed him vitamin c and poultice the leg for 18 hours each 24 hour period. if you pack in enough poultice, then in the morning, it will look fine. what idiot told you to sweat it. you should call the ASPCA on them. also, give your horse 65 ccs of penicillin per 6.5 pounds that your horse weighs…that should do it.
You guys need help…sending LOTS OF JINGLES!!!
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