and jetsmom - the name is Grass-hoppaaaa
duh
anywho, here is how the show went for me…
well, i landed my lear jet in NZ on friday night, well, saturday around lunch, nz time…but thats ok, because even though TABLE was hosting, we went via US time, cause we are cool like that. so the rodeo was sunday and monday in NZ, which was the weekend for us Aye-mur-ee-cans.
i accidently landed on mcm’s el comino when i landed. unfortunatley, she wasn’t in it, but i ruined her shag carpet interior, which she was a little peeved about…oh well.
anywho, got Snor-kal and the spirit of Ju-Ju unloaded, and threw them in a stall in order for the 894 ccs of Ace that i gave them for the trip over wear off. I figured that if I was going to drink smegma coolers on the way to NZ, Snor-kal may as well enjoy a little horsey cocktail…ya know?
right-o. well we just hung out on saturday because the rodeo didn’t start til that night. even TABLE went over a few things with me, and then trained Snor-kal for about 9 hours because we haven’t had a lesson in awhile. once he was really really sweaty, i gave him a bath with really cold water, and started at the top of his body. i added some boss into my shampoo in order to give him that ‘glow’ needed to win in the rodeo.
so saturday night we were in the tripod ropin contest. we, of course won, because i have 5 tripods to practice on at home. HORSE_POO was second. POO claimed that they did better than us, but even the tripods agreed that me and Snor-Kal were the winners. so there POO.
anywho, after we won that, we went to the resque sponsored by TABLE. it was lots of fun. we resqued a few tripods, though they werent quite as good as regular resque…but we had to save the real party for after the resque bronc riding contest, which was the next night.
i awoke around 3 pm the next day, with a tiara on my head and 18 tripods lying in a stall with me? they were covered in pudding, and there was a pool of pudding nearby, so i can only assume what was going on after the party the night before. i went outside to see the rodeo in full swing. lucky for me, my classes werent til later in the day.
i was walking around the rodeo grounds (ie, even TABLE’s back yard) and i saw someone dressed up as a clown. looked kinda like egg BUTT, and sure enough…
anywho, then at 8, started the biggest event of the rodeo. resque bronc riding time! the contest featured 86 riders and 190 resques. the best 5 resques would be allowed to live. the rest we’d use for the resque party after the bronc riding. blah blah blah, yada yada yada. moving on, i’ll spare you the details…
your placings from 5th to 1st:
5th: egg BUTT on Spare Ribblets
4th: horse_POO on Purina Puppy Chow
3rd: ME on Ribs on the barbee (the judging was all wrong…i shoulda won!)
2nd: Must cut mullets on Resque Yo Mama
and your first place winner for Resque Bronc Riding:
1st: even TABLE riding the best bronc in the league, I LOFFA RESQUE
these 5 resque broncs were allowed to live.
the rest, well…they were tasty. the five of us celebrated our victory with rusty trailer bombs and millions of flax seed cookies and resque ribs, chased down with smegma coolers.
the partay was wild. so wild in fact, that i can only remember key words, but cannot place them together or figure out what all of them mean. maybe someone can help me with putting the words and events together:
tripod pudding wrestling
chug the boss contest
some wedding chapel with elvis as the priest?
mcm on top of a stage dancing the pole?
and something having to do with johnny depp?
someone fill in the blanks…
after waking up this morning, i loaded snor-kal onto the lear jet. i couldn’t find the spirit of Ju-Ju, so even TABLE, if you find him, please fed-ex him back. thanks
gave snor-kal 8472 ccs of Dorm. and set off. chugged BOSS and tomato juice to clear my mind and got back home 3 minutes after leaving NZ…
hope everyone else had a good time!
hehe
