the one stinkin day i get to be on the day shift, like 5 people post…sooo dissapointing…mcm, even table, we’ve gotta kick it up tonight! can’t have the thread goin down because the day shift slacked! haha
snor-kal has successfully bred 85 mares and fillygeldings so far. its amazing, when a horse goes from a gelding to a stallion, the gestation period for the babies is much shorter. only 24 hours and poof…baby.
snap - i had no idea you were a pole dancer…ya learn somethin new every day…
i’m missing a tripod, but you can keep him. i’ve got plenty more…
fk - you can take snor-kal to shows and stuff. i will pay for it. i mean, with so much success under my belt, snor-kal and i have gone very far together, and while i don’t want to sell him, i need to look for a horse that can do at least level 99343 dressage, and snor-kal isn’t quite that high. and he only took me to the 12’ jumpers…so you can show him…
Ya know, life would be so much easier if Americans could just learn how to spell 
Sorry, I didn’t mean that last thread to bum you out or anything, I just wanted to give you some information. I’m sure your horse will be fine.
Oh my! If you Google “Johnny Depp” and “Chronicle of the Horse”, this thread is the 7th one that comes up!!! LMAO
SPEAKING of spaghetti, that would be a good theme. Anyone ever tried rescue tips with a little marinara?
mcm…extra strength will cost ya! The special ingredient for extra strength is super secret, but for my friends here I’ll let you know it’s tripod puree. I also figured my upper body needed extra strength, heck my lower body too for that matter, so I developed the Super BOSSED-BOSS. It is so strong I’ve now inverted everything. My boobs and butt are concave. Should be pretty awesome for the Posh H/J Show, but it does look pretty strange. My cheeks look like I’m sucking on a green persimmon and I’m pig eyed. But, several jars are coming your way!! I’m working on an antidote now.
I guess if everyone else can take being poked at so can I. Of course I havn’t been here long enough to get into too much trouble…yet
Just to let you know that I have err " mafia" ties so you have to be nice to me. 
even table - i changed my mind about your father. i don’t do rubber gloves…
finderskeepers! you joined my CLIQUE! I am so very excited! woohoo!
now that i’m back from work, i am free to post for the rest of the evening! yeehaw!
i wanna be in the show! me and snor-kal are going to go in the leadline grand prix…cause my trainer even table is going to lead us around and jump the 8’ jumps by foot…woohoo
jetsmom - i considered it as well…but my resque clique founder line probably wouldn’t go over well…so yeah…
i’m just back from the rodeo. gotta go poultice snor-kals legs cause he worked real hard. the mixture is cement, dmso, and icyhot, in case anyone needs to poultice their horses as well…
will update about my rodeo sucess after that…
you guys are KILLING my reputation on the “real” bb 
http://chronicleforums.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=6656094911…=638201396#638201396
Check out my latest post on the parkay thread
For years I thought I had chronic UTIs and now I know it was the “Inverness Problem” all along, a particular form of rawhide – HA!!! 
Also, I wonder if DMK’s butt may have been red before considering her preference for denim.
Lyrical, if we’re talking venomous type Double D boobs then sizewise I believe it would be more like Double As (when you visit I will show you what I mean). Nice to see the smart asp network is alive and well. I was getting worried there with all the New Moon threads of late.
Who are YOU to diss Jesse Helms, Coreene? Have you ever even ridden with him? Have you ever even actually RIDDEN? Sheesh.
Anyone thinking about riding in the Helms clinic please PT me because you’re obviously getting bogus advice here.
You can come stag if you bring 4 boxes of twinkies. THey have a shelf life of 10 years, so if each person brings 2 boxes, and we get the same turnout we did for the Dressage I-40 event, we will have enough twinkies for the next few annual events.
So I was wondering if those fancy new rubber/plastic shoes would stack well or do I have to use those old fashion steel ones? I’d really like my horse to top out over 18.2 so I could sell him for mucho danaro…
CSI – I told Judge Judy you were my BNT and she said, “And You Ought To Be Ashamed Of Yourself!” Please come quick!!! 
Snap – His tendons are probably contracted. Just do a simple surgery…you don’t need the vet! Just take a butcher knife and cut his tendon about halfway through. This will allow him to fully extend them and walk. The tendons will stretch a bit and heal fine as long as you put lots of BOSS on the wounds.
naters – Ahhh yes, the Too Cool to Join Cliques Clique! Now I remember! It’s getting hard to remember all the stuff we come up with on this thread!!!
I LOVE BOSS!!!
must cut mullets - is that your family portrait that grass-hopaaaa posted? i think it is…
you weren’t gone very long…didn’t even miss you…
eggbutt, i’m not sure about clicker training them, but if you promise them a beer or smegma shot, they usually behave. we could try the clicker thing. but they might mess up the lifts if you click at the wrong time. and as we all know, thats the KEY part of it…
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