buff4948 – I can be on the committee, too, right?
Okay, seriously, has the “real” BB been making comments on this thread?!? Where?!! Why? We are discussing real, serious problems here!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
Get a black light…you’ll be able to see it glistening. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or you could use a “flashdark”. My grandmother invented it and told a famous inventor in radio/television all about it. He told her to not tell anyone else until she got a patent. He was very serious. She was messing with his head. He never knew.
Prayer Continues,
June
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by naters:
MCM you are totally going to ruin my chances for buttered horse…er toast on the “real” BB if you keep promoting swat 
Don’t you read the labels, SWAT is not to be used on any horse intended for “resque” </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
DeLapDance – But if she is there showing, why not do a “behind the scenes” show where she could get to know all of us and let us tell our stories?!? Don’t flame me!!! AND THIS IS NOT AN AD.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>but they said you could just hop on and ride double with me over the jumps </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
We actually have something called Gretna Green in NZ which is pretty much exactly that. Do you think we might break his back? If so, how tender is he for barbecuing?
It’s a rule: Moms are not supposed to discuss their own son’s, um, “equipment.” So… I’m not touching THAT ONE with a ten-foot pole. As for hair, he does keep his very dark hair very short (practical in the great outdoors)… but has a red beard! Bit o’ the Irish in 'im, ya know.
my name is tripod 43…delapp512 is my owner…she called and told me to “BUMP” the thread since no one would be posting because of prom…the prom low-down will happen by the morning…happy dancing.
Hi, ladies. I was cleaning the $700 Pony’s mare crust today and thought of you.
Glad you are all well!
Well, I didn’t want to let RHF-cSi’s secret out, but the truth is, I am her trainer too. So MCM, beware if you don’t want to find Flea Bag’s head in bed next to you. The head being the only part we won’t be using in the barbecue pit.
LapDance – How sad: I commented on your journal but couldn’t help but relate it back to this one!
Helen I saw that–and I think you not only should call the vet, but feed them huge doses of Parkay and BOSS via a non vet supervised tubing.
Hi Kristen! How Are you? PM Me and we’ll chat.
geesoman! The shoe size DOES matter, size ALWAYS matters! They all need to wear the same size because we dont need to be changing spit poles because SOMEONE doesn’t cooperate and uses shoes too small to fit on the pole! You people are amazing…
don’t worry. i’ll bring my own when i move…i have a suitable amount of olympic prospects at my farm. some only have 3 legs. some of them have 4…but not very many…apparently i do indeed have a woodchuck problem in the barn.
one of my horses ran off with his mail order mare that he purchased online, so i may have to leave him here when i move. but please do ask everyone in nz for prospects for me, as my barn will be very large…buy me a few. i will pay you back when i get there. make sure they are gypsey vanner babies. but see if you can find any 2 legged ones. that sounds like a good time…
i’m off to sleep off my coma-induced state from the prom. whoevers got mr. depp stashed away, please at least let him make a few movies while he’s your slave. its not right to keep him to yourself and deprive millions of people their johnny fix.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by cllane1:
Two words, findeight: draw reins. That’ll cure all of your troubles. You can jump in them too! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
How can I draw them and with what?
Would a number 3 pencil be enough? Doesn’t the ink run off when they sweat? Will it stain my 2xx breeches?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
Also, what can I do with his antlers to bling him up? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Christmas Tree Lights?
Before I forget Happy BD MCM!
Eggbutt, the size of shoe should not matter, just as long as he has shoes on-I mean, we are roasting him, it is not like he is going to need shoes for comfort or anything. As you know it is tacky to roast a horse without shoes,
mcm, you can drive down here and we will do our hair together. we can go to my auntie sue lynnes single wide and she will do it for free. though it may have a slightly smokey odor…but, eh.
ok, fine. you guys can bring celebrities, but at the end of the night you have to either take your tripods home with you, or donate them to the bbq because we can’t just leave them alone. hows about we turn a few celebrities into tripods. anyone know how to do that? boss i assume?
ok, for whoever is moving to antartica:
Boarder Barns: The Icy Hoof and Antartic Pony Farms
Feed Store: bring your own feed for now. we don’t got one yet. but egg <span class=“ev_code_RED”>butt</span>, you could open one for us.
Tack store: uh, leather doesn’t really work here…but we can custom fit you with a nice ice tad coffin…
Boot stores: The freezing penguin boots and tackle
Hay: we prefer the term ‘HOWDY’ down here, but whatever.
Tripods: gotta bring your own
Housing: make it out of ice ice baby…
grocery stores…drill a hole in the ice
schools: there is a school of penguins down the road. let me know whos bringing kids and i will let papa penguin know
bnts: we ain’t got none…we don’t allow any.
boss supply: we get my tripod to fly to the states to get a load once a week.
cost of living: not too darned much. though there is a dollar fee for every ton of ice you use.
no restrictions other than those stated above.
my email address is delappiscooold@hotmail.com
my mothers maiden name is wonka
my fathers social is 342-34-2394
and my bank account is the national bank of antartica, and the account number is…1
If your horse is lacking EXPULSION, perhaps you should try feeding a mess of pork’n’beans or chili (the spicier the better) before your test.
EXPULSION shouldn’t be a problem after that. Just make sure no one in a 2 mile radius is smoking or lighting fireworks. Although braiding some sparklers should turn the EXPULSION into JET EXPULSION.
And all those beans should go right on THROO, so no prblem there, either!
DeLapp, not only do I know everyone in Palmerston North, I was just there over the weekend. It was fun and games because we had the AA out three times in two days, but at least the horse went well. We didn’t take Flea Bag, due to a socially embarrassing problem he has developed.
PT me so we can gossip about your friend.
