Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

horse_POO – That’s right. I am a troll! My sole purpose in life is to come here and start problems! I live for fighting and starting problems! evil laugh

ha ha ha! I have finished the book…if you REALLY want to know…PT me!!!

PS. After reading it, I am now ready for the vaulting contest, can I ride a Breyer horse? I have “Toby, the Vaulting Horse” all tacked up and ready to go!

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Ya know, life would be so much easier if Americans could just learn how to spell </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you secretly racist?!?! OH MY!!!

Everyone, Even Table is racist against Americans! We must get her!!! LOL

eventable- that is very kind of you! Could I possibly have a gold jacket with purple stripes and lots of rhinestones? If you can only steal me a purple one I will wear it, but could I add my own rhinestones and maybe some fringe? I would also sleep with the judge if you think it would help our chances of winning (if he’s a tripod…)

OH, I’m here, just hopelessly distracted by the hotness that is Jorge the serial killer, mraow.

Where is Jetsmom and Helen?

Ha! RR is a closet “Red Dwarf” Fan!

(oh dear, this could really lower the tone of the smeggin’ conversation.)

I had a nice Australian screw top red with dinner tonight. Which is probably why I’m feeling a little… keyboard happy. So many posts, so little time…

I feel like I should mention that DeLapp may have had some bad JuJu last night - as I certainly do not sell miniatures from Oregon. Being as how I live in New Zealand!!!

Someone tell me what classes to enter!!

no, no, no Buff…these rock hounds are ROCKS who move very slowly, but with a very good sense of smell. And, as an added benefit, they like BOSS.

And if the date isn’t going to well you can always just freak the guy out by talking non stop about your “growth”.
But the bite is great news for the show!! What is it going to ride?

Thanks PANS and MCM! I once was lucky enough to catch one of the baby BOSS waving its tiny arms in the air but it clammed up before I could snap a photo! The proof went up in smoke before my very eyes! What a breakthru that would have been. It’s always been a mystery how they use tools just as the biggest mystery is the communcication levels. We do know they can communicate with dolphins on some level but we’re not sure which level that is. Duke is considering opening a research lab if they can divert PETA’s attention to other things for a month or two. Keep your fingers crossed.

Flax would be nothing without BOSS being boss first.

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Here is a link to a story about a restaurant that serves a horse steak called “Mr. Ed is Dead.” </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sad to say, but it’s some of my fellow countrymen doing it Resque is one thing, but we have suspicions they are serving up horses rounded up in the wild horse cull a couple of weeks ago…sigh.

FindersKeepers is right! all of the horses need to have the SAME size shoes for the bbq because of the spit poles. i can’t believe we all neglected to remember such an important fact

I think that we should stick with north dakota. i like the fact that there wouldn’t be anyone out there to try and take the tripods from us.

eggbutt - when i got my ged while i was in prison, there wasn’t a geography part on there! you got ripped off. my parole officer, when asked about the lack of geography, said that she didnt want us knowing all the states and such so we wouldn’t violate our parole…

speaking of, anyone live in south dakota? if so, could you please check with your local police to see if they have a parole violation arrest for me? thanks.

and for those of you nosy, gossip spreading TROLLS on this thread, i’m not going to tell you what i did…but i can tell you that it involved rescues, bbq sauce, and a cleaver.

Forget the binder twine and tying up of your legs. Do your GP test this weekend and if the rollkur method hasn’t worked then your horse must have corns…and you know what that means! Sadly, he’ll have to be put down and you’ll be back to looking at that free 6 year old now schooling with a member of some Olympic team…

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Luckily I have brilliant skin, and since I’m guaranteed homozygous for good skin, I’m sure any of our tripods will be saleable. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>yeah…but your name is</span> <span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>even TABLE…</span>

hehe

MCM- how about i just free lease him, take him to shows and waht not, but you can foot the bills?? Does that work??

Where is snap? did she make it back to Antartica? I found a tripod stashed in the tow-a-long bag from my jet ski, is anyone missing one??

good idea mcm! ice and hammer! woohoo! and prom king is whoever shows up to prom in hammer (parachute) pants! yes, i’ll vote for you and you vote for me! sounds like a partay!

Emryss…he is very forward in the correct and classical tradition and never bucks because it is impossible when he is correctly forward.

Has anybody ever successfully fought a speeding ticket for a horse doing 40 in a 25mph school zone? I know I can get help with this on here.

We now have the Suphakatenchokem Humane Shovel Pyramid bit on him. Any novice can use it.

Or we would if this was a real horse. We would never advertise on the BB.

See pics on our website at findyourdreamhorsefarms.com. Home of purebred crosses and the great Gazornenblatz

“Spirit Resque: tastes great, less filling!”

There’s gotta be fewer calories, right?