well queasy, if you are dying to know, perhaps you should go first? 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by PMU mom:
You all have ruined me for sure - This was on another BB “He Took Off His Socks, and she got pregnant” and all I could think about was tripods.
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Mission accomplished!
I too am worried about jetsmom and helen. Maybe they have to work at work?? i think it needs to be explained to all employers that COTH is an addiction and if smokers can take smoking breaks, we get COTH breaks.
Holly Jeane, I’m flying down tomorrow to start working with your mare, I want to be able to do the grand prix at the shin dig.
I’m with Delapp, I’m having the hardest time rejoining the real BB now. I read posts and think of altering them to fit here…so sad what keeps my spirits up at work all day…
may cut mullets - i left you a comment! wooohoo!
i am almost as addicted to LJ as COTH…interesting how they are letters…oi.
moving on - my horses duct tape/resque tail pulled off today, so i’m not sure how to go about reattaching it? boss? more duct tape? flax seed cookie dough? smegma?
What if I can post, but I can’t ride? I’m cunfuezed???
Sorry to hijack, but this is an urgent, URGENT problem: hubby is toed out… will this affect his ability to be a hunter? I know pics would help, but he won’t stand still long enough to let the flies land, much less let a photo be taken. (Does someone have that fly repellent recipe handy??? And does it work as well on hubbies as it does horses??? And could it possibly affect his fertility??? And, if so, would that be a bad thing??? His confo’s not too great [see aforementioned toed-out problem], and his brother Darryl just keeps producing more toed out young-ins, so… But I wouldn’t want it–the fly repellent, that is, not his brother–to affect his VIRILITY. Since I’VE been dipping into my horse’s flaxseed, I just can’t get enough–of him, not his brother [although Darryl’s not half-bad for an albino… and who can tell in the dark anyway???]–anyone else have this side-effect???)
Maybe you could try to sleep with him again? And hold your breath while you do it, it will help him “feel it” better 
burst out laughing Sorry 
But this is funny, looking back at it. At first I was like… OMG, how can that person be serious…
i think it should be join us at the prom hangover party!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>…he had wall-eye… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
GASP!
Are you actually inplying that my horse is not correct???
You are just jealous because I bought him before you-quit spreading lies, you TROLL! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
no! i would NEVER spread lies or rumors…by the way, i heard that your horse had died (see rumor mill thread)…
the guy said he had wall-eye…but maybe he was just trying to make me feel better about loosing…yep, that must be it…
HP, you are truly a genius! A 2 for 1 deal, witht he double wide up on stilts.
Ok, up until now I was like, “meh” about the whole thing, but if Jerry Springer’s doing his show live from the event, I’m packing up the silly horse immediately and heading on down! I’m going to ask Jerry to marry me!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OWbU8kSCvVIJ:www…cottklein.com/images
look at this Masterbates saddle!! Do you think it will fit my thoroughbred it seems a big large???
posts, to get out of my “working hunter” level
Why faff around with all the wussy names? Why not go straight to Strip Poker?
Ohhh…I just added some new pictures to my album! Check them out!
what are pirate points and how do i get some!!!
my butler makes my lunch… 
OH MY GOSH!!! There is a thread on H/J titled “One Flat Foot, Update”, that REALLY needs to be on here. I think the stacked shoes would really help it! I had to contain myself from referring them to pg “” of this thread for help…
DeLapDance – What picture did Grass Hoppaaaaa post? 
I think I missed it! L
I am glad to see you remembered I did a nice stage pole dance… Ryan from the OC said he really liked it! And of course I did it right before the naked bareback roping contest, so I had to be “dressed” for the class…
I heard Horse Poo got married to Johnny Depp at the chapel! But Elvis was so drunk that he got her name confused and called her Horse $hit!!!
Cindeye – It doesn’y matter what color the helmet is because you’re just going to cover it with bling! So just pick whatever they have – preferably whatever is the most expensive. As to the jacket, how about a bright tie dyed lining? I think that would be very pretty!
