oooh oooh ooh I finally came up with a name for MCM - “Many Cows Moo”. This is tapping into her (lack of?) Native American heritage and will also qualify her to become a fully fledged animal communicator and BN Relationship Trainer.
MCM - email me the details of this LJ doohickey and I’ll have a think about it.
If you have a business that is failing and you want to give it a shove under so you can file bankruptcy before the law changes and makes you pay people back???
We can get Tom Cruise to do a promo for you like he did for Steven Spielberg and War of the Worlds in that movie Promotion interview he did on Today with Matt Lauer.
With a promo like that, how can you not fail?
We’ll be sure that Udder Crust Summer Malt is displayed on a bookcase directly behind the couch.
E-mail us at Gypum, Chetum, Shister and Krook Law Offices LLC in Georgetown, Barbados for guidence.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”> although I do have my AK47 with me in case we come across a coyote (or a Tennessee Tree Walking coon hound) that needs dealt with so bring yours along just in case and any ammo you can spare. What are you packing btw?
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Not an AK47! Can I have yours? I have to watch for coyotes and my neighbors coon hound at night at my place (although the coon hound hasn’t been back over since my dogs went after her for trying to chase my cat). I’ve also, like Lord Helpus, had racoons (and skunks) in my backyard. I’m sure I can tell the racoon from the coon hound in the pitch dark in my pasture 200 yards away.
Although I would love for 1-800 to come, she can’t drive as I know for a fact she doesn’t have a gun rack in her truck. (OK, where’s the sticking out the tongue emotive?) 
She can come with me. We’ll see if we can pick some guys up at a truck stop along the way.
By the way, can I just write my dressage test on the back of my hand or stitch it on the back of a glove? I’m probably going to be looking down anyway.
Oh I assure you there are some areas of NJ that are not too nice for us! Certainly we would be shunned off of LBI but I think we could find a nice place where the Pine Barens touch the Ocean and have our lovely prom on the beach. There are also plenty of places like Fort Dix where we could recruit some nice tripods!!
Wait, you can’t have a proper parade without throwing some Moonpies. I will be sure to bring 10 dumptrucks full of them. Those NASCAR fans love 'em, ya know!
I thought you followed up stream? And isn’t that where you’d find Helen’s son? Up the mountian?
Horse Poor: I cannot believe you put your saddle in the dishwasher. Didn’t you try some everclear liniment? Also, unless it is Hermes, you should just throw it out. Anyone who rides in a saddle that cost less than $4000 is worthless.
MCM: What do you mean saving yourself for Ryan? How drunk were you at prom? Don’t you remember going home with him? DId you freeze up and run out of the room?
I have been in hiding these past few days as I was accused of having fleas at prom and couldn’t show my face around here. Oh the shame!
Anyway, I would be interested in Snorkel. Does he come with his tack? Would you trade a fabulous maiden brood mare with future foal (she hasn’t been impregnated yet, but she has an egg. That adds at least 1 million to her value because of the potential foal).
jetsmom, I can only offer “yearling” in my defense. But technically it is a fracture of the cannon bone. We should probably just shoot me and send me over the bridge.
Personally I think a moderator should just step in and shut this thread down, but not before she shows incredible favoritism to a few select posters, then bans the rest.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
Eggbutt, don’t you be stealing my ideas about fattening up rescues–it is MY idea. I am a strong believer that if you work and prepare in advance, the payoff is indeed worth it.
By the way, I thought the huge 4th event was great! I managed to sell my camoose and both of her babies for 5.7 million! But I did not come home empty handed-I brought home a fabulous 19.8 hh sabino cremello draft cross.
We had a but of a problem on the way home–the Geo Storm quit running. But that is ok-I just put it in the trailer and used the Chevette I brought along for an emergency and it also doubles as a golf cart for shows.
Did anyone else get the following comment on your test from Judge Judy: “Listen, you could live to be a hundred years old but you will nevah be smartah than me.” Or was it just me? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
TOO FUNNY HP! THANK YOU!!! 
even TABLE: good job. i’m impressed…not many people can do that…
mcm - don’t try to deny the fact that you locked yourself in the bathroom…whaddja go see?
i’m tired, and i’ve gotta go to work…think we can get to page 100 by tonight? i hope so! woohoo! back at 5!
AND, how much is enough??
If we have to tell you, you don’t deserve to have a tripod. I feel a resque coming on…
Dude, even table…you are the best BNRT in the world…
Anyone know of a nice herbal form of valium? I’m thinking my ummm…horse may need it! L
blink You’ve GOT to be kidding…
You have to wear your hair in a hunter princess patty under your blinged up GPA. I think spur charms are optional, but you should have a diamond tennis bracelet and 12 carat diamond studs. Have I missed anything out? I mean, I’m looking at this from an eventer’s perspective
as my trainer, you should know that i NEVER lose…duh.
as for the sores. its not the pressure ones that bother me…its those electric shock sites on either side that give me the trouble…
we did miss you egg butt!!! Let me try to sum it up. We’re having a rodeo in New Zealand, even table is hosting, and there will be a huge bonfire afterwards with plenty of resque and smegma coolers. My fillygelding that i sold to snap had a foalt, which hops like a frog. We’re working on a name for him. Oreo has returned to haunt us,and everyone shared their life story (these begin on page 89 and you must read them and provide your own)
Other than that just a lot of resque and tripods and namecalling. I feel like I’m missing something big…
Udder Crust does sound yummy served on the rocks…
my favorite posts currently on COTH BB’s:
(note to the easily offended posters/readers on this board…i’m not necessarily making fun of the post, but the way the title is worded…ok, so i’m making fun of some of them…but if you’ve gotten to this page on this thread, and you aren’t yet offended, this shouldn’t bother you…and if it does, have a shot of BOSS on the house.)
findeight, wheres the unbroken broken one?!!?!
Jetsmom, I am sorry to hear about the duck incident. Just when you expect things to go so smoothly…just a shame. I hope Mr.Jetsmom finds his way back!
Can we pretty pretty please have a title change? You can make it duck related!
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