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The Gypsy Vanner with all the bling and BNT will be leading the parade pulling a cart with the judge and rider going at it. You shouldn’t miss us all, but if you hit Atlanta, you’ve gone too far.
[QUOTE] Do you think we might break his back? [QUOTE]
It depends on how big he is. An 18 hand horse can only carry 187 lbs. If you have been following the Sarah Michelle Gellar/Nicole Richie/Lindsay Lohan diet, and each of you weighs 83 pounds, you should be okay as long as both of you have great balance.
Can one of you ride on the other’s shoulders?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Coreene:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oreovengenceismine:
pony that can take AK47, lock peeps in cattle car and drive truck is damn smart you know it. 
where jetsmom and helen?
wouldn’t you like to know. will be seeing you at parade heh heh heh …
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Oreo is dead. She is posting in italics! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
oreo from Transylvania. i bite humans. are you dense? monster truck is gunning for old fruitbat in Geo hauling trailor. had ‘sandman’ for lunch. see you at parade. 
This thread is out of control. The OP came here sincerely seeking advice and instead has been personally attacked. This BB has gotten meaner and meaner and I’m personally sick of the HYSTERICS and all the curse words Gdammit. That’s it. I’m leaving for good. Where is the love?
bump
oh my god! when i started to read it, i was like ‘god, i HATE kids that type like this…and jeez, why do they have to lie about thier horses…’ and then about a sentence into it, i got it…and couldn’t stop laughing! brilliant! woohoo!
And what happened to Oreo? Did y’all eat him at prom? And if so, how come he’s not broadcasting from over the bridge?
dude, I live in New Zealand. Due to the gravitational forces of the earth, water runs uphill here. Same as the water in the toilet bowl flushes in the opposite direction.
Kat – Yes, please continue!!! I like the part about the ginmpy trot helping to burp before bed! 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jetsmom:
After reading the horse care forum, I found-
Meat tenderizer for proud flesh, parkay for flies…No wonder the French are eating are horses…We’ve already done the meal prep and they are more flavorful! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO That is great!!!
horse_poor – Are you implying that we are trouble makers?!? Innocent little moi???
DeLapp – BOSS Brownies are sooooo good! It would be hard to turn them down even if I knew they had poison in them! L
Even Table – I think that Oreo the fat horse should be alibe… But if we do bbq him, would he somehow be made into a dessert dish? Like mince meat pie? hehe! (Yes, I know they aren’t really made with meat!)
So, who wants to bring a horse to northern Virginia and pay for it’s board and care for the next few years? You leave it here and I’ll make sure to ride it every few days! Then, when I am done with grad school and am able to have a horse of my own, you can have it back!
Eggbutt, well I have PLENTY of Bloody Oliver’s left, I had to shorten those legs up quite a bit. I think it could also be considered a new training technique, it will certainly get those OTTB’s to stand at the mounting block 
Oh and Snap, if you need a ride I guess you can shove your horse into my blazer too, I’m coming from Mass, so I’ll just stop in NJ for ya, but what kind of drink will we have for eggbutt then?
There have been no shameless bumps.
Nary a critique of an ottb gypsy vanner rescue.
And specfic exclusion of those of us the world, nay, the universe revolves around. The hunter rider with the “oh, my bnt trainer is WAY more BNT trainer than YOUR bnt trainer.”
Not to mention the fact that not ONE word has been mentioned about staplers.
And last I checked, hell was in Arkansas. You are all quite misdirected.
And quite frankly, I can not believe no one else has told Holly Jeanne, may I quote
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”> I think we should get my Dad to judge. He knows nothing about dressage but I might have a chance that way! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>this is NOT west virginia.
But my paypal donation to the offshore account is on it’s way. I despise thee.
I have posted because I am the ender of all good threads. Late to the party. Habitually so. So there.
and I really don’t know what saddle to buy.
Vineyridge, we will join our powers and scour this thing out in an orderly fasion. fashion. fashen? fashen. way.
If you build it, they will come
wow. there really are 2 shifts…last week i was on the day AND night shift cause i was off work last week, so i had nothing better to do. but now i am on the after 6pm shift because i have to work and then go to the barn…
thats sad. well, at least no other threads are cool enough to have shifts to keep it up and running…though its not as talkative at night. oh well…
even table…do i need another lesson before the show? is it this weekend? shouldn’t we leave soon? to school and junk?
Even TABLE – I am getting a little confused with all the happenings on this thread…who is Oreo? (Well, besides my poor pup that had to be put down in Feb when she was 14.) She was the best puppy! She’d go into my parent’s room and nuzzle my dad to make him wake up when it was time to feed the horses! My dad had cancer, so he napped a lot because he was so sick, but her waking him up gave him the energy to go out and Oreo LOVED it! She was so sad when he died! So, the Oreo you’re talking about better be cool!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by jilltx:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
I have a question about the attire for the clinic/show. What should I be wearing, not so much for safety but to look really cool! I want to make sure I catch the judge’s eye before hand so I make a good impression. I already have that leopard saddle, what can I do to bling it up? And I should mention I already have real diamonds in my spurs so what goes with that combo? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
pasties and a thong?? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
TWO dressage whips, not one. And do NOT let the Clinic Guru ride your horse.
HAS THE VET BEEN CALLED ABOUT THE FLAX SEED COOKIES?! Oh my gawd…call the cookie control officers to rescue these poor abused beings. HAS ANYONE POSTED A THREAD ABOUT A RESCUE FUND FOR FSC’S? Hurry, quickly before all the space is taken!!!
I vote for North Dakota…I want to see the tripods repelling off the face of the presidents on Mount Rushmore!!! View from below should be spectacular as they crest George’s nose!!
Now, to keep this horse related, what size horse shoes does my horse need prior to roasting?
crazy freak. put some boss on it and toughen up, you wussy.
snor-kal doesn’t come up either, but you don’t see me cryin about it.
Yeah! Where is everyone???
Yawn… I have been up since 4…
Off topic: Rant / vent/ yelling…My nice italian leather loafers (the only reall expensive pair of shoes I own - except riding boots) got chewed up by the dogs I am dog sitting for. AUGH. AUGH. They bypassed the walmart sandals, bypassed the target tennis shoes… and destroyed my loafers!!! AUGH. They haven’t bothered any of my stuff before, and I have been there a week! Should I tell the owners? Can they be fixed? The back part of the shoe was chewed off.
Back on Topic: I need a margarita.
