i wish it was friday here
jeeez eggbutt! my grandparents live really really close to guilford college…down where the new carabbas is near the winn dixie if you know where that is, they live right behind there…thats kinda creepy! have you always lived there? yikes…
and, mcm…you are welcome to come help out copper to try to curb his internet troubles…bristol, ahem, is nowhere…do you know where bristol, tn is? where the race track is? its the same, bristol is one city, but in va and tn, the state line divides them. uh, what else…its about 2 hours south from va tech on i-81. thats about the only way i can think to tell you of where it is…just look for rednecks and lots of mullets…
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I just had the ball hitch put on top of the car so I can just back under the neck of the trailer, hitch 'er up, and go. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROFLMAOBT!!! (Big Time added) 
lordy…just picture that!
<span class=“ev_code_RED”>(OK, I think I’m being put on probation here at work for not working…help! Quick. I need excuses for why I was posting on this board!!)</span>
I have been off constructing a new leg for Pees O’ Sheet with baling twine and elmers glue and spray paint. I am going to paint it a different color than him so I can advertise him as having one really tall sock.
What in the hell is this about smegma smoothies? That seems almost sacreligious.
OK gotta go get the BOSS bar ready-it opens in 7 minutes. YAY!
Just thumbing through a cookbook here titled “The Equine Epicure” and here are a few entries…
Belgian Frites
Smoked Hanovarian with Horseradish sauce
Bacon-wrapped Rocky Mountain Pleasure oysters
Honey-glazed Saddle of Fjord
Haflinger Hash with Root Vegetables
Spicy Pinto, Beans and Rice
PS-Let me know your breed and will be happy to look something up for you!
Gosh, I’m feeling a bit unloved right now! L
DeLapp – I thought you were my friend!!!
Even Table – If you look at my pictures, you will see that I was able to jump, etc BEFORE you became my BNT!!! So why do you hold me back??? (And if you start talking bad about my picture, I may take offense!!!)
Buff – I wasn’t wearing undies at that point because Ryan from the OC stole them! I wonder why… (Okay, now back to the PG version)
DeLapp - spray paint duck tape to match tail color, buy rescue that has matching tail, remove tail hair, apply to show horse with painted duck tape, and have a bbq
SOMEONE fell asleep at that PC meeting…
Finders, the Girl Scouts of America were trying to reach you Friday to see if you could commit to supplying them with Flax Seed Cookies for their annual cookie sales! I suggest you add some pecans and/or BOSS to a batch to see if you can give them several varieties to select from. I’m sure they’ll outsell those didly Thin Mints for sure! You’re so handy in the kitchen, how about whipping up a batch of smegma crunch to replace the chewy coconut ones they sell each year…something delights, right? Another fortune to be made for our off-shore account!!!
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumppppppppppp 
y did horse_POO get to marry johnny depp?
Horse Poor How much are your not for sale octuplets and will you split them up?
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Now a nice and tender Golden Retriever with the head left on showing that darling “smile” is simply something to die for.
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Yummm…salivating
My work just all sang Happy Birthday to me and gave me cupcakes…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by FindersKeepers:
I’m with Delapp, I’m having the hardest time rejoining the real BB now. I read posts and think of altering them to fit here…so sad what keeps my spirits up at work all day… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Me too!! We’re ruined…or perhaps we’re cured. Depends on your outlook. Even with taking several days away for the holiday, er, I mean the I-40 dressage-a-thon, I still am a bit jaded (glib?) by “normal” posts. What the heck does glib mean anyway…back momentarily with a websters…
I think we should have a vaulting and trick riding championship. Extra points will be given to riders juggling bottles of smegma cooler and BOSS while standing on their heads on cantering palomino fillygeldings.
Helen, if your son shares your sick and twisted sense of humour, I WANT HIM!!!
MCM thats because RAMBO is a Norwegian horse!!! they dont have computers in NORWAY GOSH…everyone knows that!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Horsehide makes a durable and attractive upholstery fabric (I’ve heard). I know it wears pretty well on my horses, and you know how rough they can be on themselves! Or–maybe make your OWN furniture! Wow, I envision pinto-hide chairs with actual horse legs as the…ah…legs! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Absolutely–but make sure you show sheen it first to repel all dirt and dust. And remember the great claw foot bathtubs??? Nothin’ wrong with a hoof bathtub.
As the co-founder of WTD, I am happy to say we certainly welcome cults! Since we are new, the more people we can attract, the better. Some have said our members are easily influenced, but we like to say they are accepting. Please remind your cult that seating is BYOB-bring your own bucket, to sit on.
Oh my… Finders and I must be on the totally same wavelength and frequency…Animal Communicators out there, please explain for me.
Here is a link to a story about a restaurant that serves a horse steak called “Mr. Ed is Dead.” Go here.
Luckily I have brilliant skin, and since I’m guaranteed homozygous for good skin, I’m sure any of our tripods will be saleable.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Reynard Ridge:
Hi, ladies. I was cleaning the $700 Pony’s mare crust today and thought of you.
Glad you are all well!
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I’m thinking this is a compliment!
