Update pg 100-Erin sends the thread over the Rainbow Bridge. It had a good life...

[sleepdeprived]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Equit8tor:
queasy- Well I’ll have you know my fat horsies are looking rather svelte in their new high heels! I think this may be having an effect on their backs now though… Anyone know of good saddles for high-withered horsies??? CAn you get push-up pommels??? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Equit8tor, now you need to assume the position of saddleseat and get you a cutback saddle. I prefer the FriedmanFreedman Victory Pass with the ‘grippy’ seat. You will be needing all the stick em you can get with those high heels.

PS, oh missed the saddlesweetbreads. now that would be tasty.

[DeLapp512]

hmmm…sounds like a scam to me eventable, but what the heck.

and when do i get proposed moviestar delivered?

do i get actual change? if so, i’d like it all in nickels and pennies please.

and i will take the shire/falabella cross, but only if you can combine shipping.

[DeLapp512]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:

so you are saying that the title should be named after you??? no! you are not cool enough, becuase you did not list twinkies…i think it should have something to do with chaps or tripods.

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Ohhh man…them fightin’ words, lil missy! We may have to take this outside! You be nice or I ain’t going to vote for you to be on the prom comittee!!! LMAO </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BRING IT ON! OR HAS IT ALREADY BEEN BROUGHTEN???
I CAN TAKE YOU…JUST DRIVE ON DOWN HERE…I’LL HAVE MY MULLET BODY GUARDS TAKE YEE DOWN!
ah, nevermind, now i read that part about you not voting for me, and that is unacceptable…nevermind…it can be named for you…

[Equit8tor]

Helen- didn’t you say you were staying at a nudist colony? So which “eye” was staring at you? Be careful now! Gotta go- off to pull the shoes off all of my lame, sore-backed, 3-legged $500,000 horses. Back soon. Surely this won’t take long!

[eventable]

Ugh. I just arrived at work hungover from roommate’s birthday drinks (smegma coolers and beer don’t mix well), to find an extremely shirty note from my boss because yesterday I failed to do something (which I wasn’t actually asked to do). But of course he leapt to conclusions and decided to ream me without getting his facts right. And the bast##d won’t apologise. Shall I gut him with my steak knife first, or do you think a little creative machine gunning might get an apology sooner?

[FindersKeepers]

what are u talking about??? everyone knows to keep a horse in good shape they should be shown every weekend!!

Where are we going to have it?? We need a place as cool as spaghettie junction, but please consider the safety of the flax seed cookies this time…

I think we should venture to the west coast…or dare I say it, New Zealand??

[horse_poor]

PAW-why are you flying Southwest? You should fly Sun Country because there used to be a be a wine cooler in 2 liter bottles called Sun Country waaaaaaaaaay back in the 80’s and came in grape, orange, and strawberry.

[HeyYouNags]

Yes, you need to call the vet immediately!

And if that vet doesn’t agree with the advice we give you here, then the vet is an idiot, and you need to call another one!

And another one, and another one, until one tells you exactly what we tell you!

P.S. Have you considered that your horse may have been carried crooked in the womb?

[eventable]

Haha LappDancer. I gave up using a torch some time ago - I was going through too many batteries . Now I just stumble through the dark and hope the horse knows where he’s stepping.

[eggbutt]

OH MY! If you Google Flax Seed Cookies you actually can find recipes!!!

http://www.goldenflax.com/home_pages/recipes_home.htm

That is too strange that we’re becoming reality on this thread.

I’m hungry…been in a training class all day and all I can think of now is Kevin Bacon BNT BBQ! All smothered in tasty BBQ sauce with a side of udder crust fries and a smegma cooler.

[PMU_mom]

Just came back from dinner with my tripod - wonder what I should do with him for the rest of the evening…

[Helen_of_NC]

Halt at X???

Now I AM confused.

[DeLapp512]

OH MY GOD! I woke up this morning, and came to dutifully check this thread before heading off to work (pathetic, eh?), and where do I find it??? 6 posts from the BOTTOM!

COME ON PEOPLE! we must work together to keep it alive…i cant go back to the real board yet. i can’t i can’t i can’t! so there…

no no even TABLE : her name must include MULLETS. it is more fun this way. duh.

in other news. my tripods are not going on strike or anything, so if no one else has theirs, mine will be with me. And I have 5 currently…I did give a few away for prom…so there will be at least mine at the rodeo. speaking of, I’d better start packing, i need to leave tomorrow morning…

what should i wear!!?! i was thinking lots of feathers and sequins? i’ll figure it out later.

[Helen_of_NC]

Y’all have corrupted me. Things were much milder over at that writers’ BB… but the redundancy in postings was just as humorous, and inevitable (e.g., “I’ve written the Great American Novel, now how do I sell it?;” “My agent’s screwing me… what do YOU think???;” “William Morris won’t take my calls… should I just show up at their door?”).

I came here for a respite, and boy-oh-boy, have I gotten an education. I now know what NOT to ask (I’ve made a list to ward off future temptations).

And as for the “Inverness Problem,” I’m well-acquainted… try spending 7-1/2 hours in a hard-seated western saddle, traipsing through Yellowstone (UP and DOWN those lovely peaks), WHILE ON THE RAG, and, um, spotting grizzlies. Gorgeous, but… 'nuff said.

[DeLapp512]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
Here is a link to a story about a restaurant that serves a horse steak called “Mr. Ed is Dead.” Go here. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

dude: even table, get your fellow countrymen under control…though i have to say, its a good name for it…hehe. and we are eating resque

[naters]

Or, she just should have ace’d it better ?

[eggbutt]

applady…gosh, I am sorry to report your credit card is overdrawn to the tune of negative $1,783,429.36. Your credit is no good except at the Bank of the Virgin Island Hopper. BUT, since you said the magic word I will deliver COD 24 cases of the miracle cream. I’m sorry but I can’t accept your animals as my freezer is full of leftover bbq as it is and I’m growing weary of the taste. If you have some fillymoose I might be interested in a barter.

[eggbutt]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by DeLapp512:

whens the next bbq…i mean, where can i send some treats… </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFLOL Big Time!

[DeLapp512]

finders! thanks for the idea! why did i not think of that! i get the resque, cut its tail off, duct tape the new hair into my horses, and then have the resque…i can’t believe i didn’t think of it! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

[FindersKeepers]

Snap,

just ride her down, it’s good for the stifles, all the hill work. You can always buy some fireworks to help her along the way, make her keep pace.