But Eggbutt, if I bring my horse to this parade, should I put her on some sort of calmer? What kind-I only want to use the natural kind.
Do you think this will be good for getting her used to noise and stuff? I think she should be ok, she has only been off the track for 2 hours, so she should remember about noises and stuff, right?
HAPPY 512th POST TO MEEEEEE! 5 and 12 are my lucky numbers, and my birthday, so its only right that i say happy 512th post to me…woohoo
If only I could age with a fraction of the grace of Catherine Deneuve…
… hubby would be very happy.
(alas, he’s not exactly aging with the grace of Sean Connery)
Now, I’ve had the same damn signature line since joining… but since participating in THIS UNGODLY THREAD, someone’s had to cast asperions on its innocence. I am referring to the pee hole one mucks out of one’s stalls. That’s MY meaning, and I’m sticking to it. The rest of you are just sick, sick, sick to think of any other meaning.
God love ya…
no chuckwagons for me…i’d rather have someone please convert an ice cream truck into a barbeque preperation truck, and i’d like to go in that…that way i can set up my bbq stand in front of wherever we have the prom and when people arrive, i can cook, er, borrow, their horses and then bbq them and sell them to the people that come later…woohoo! as one of the people on the prom committee…hopefully…i should only have to make a small appearance, that way the rest of the time i can do some business…
horsepoor - i tried to buy that 19.8 hand sabino cremello draft cross, but i only had $84.39 in my checking account after blowing all of my money on fireworks. apparently you used ebay sniper to outbid me with a winning bid of $84.41…but thats ok. i’m not bitter…he had wall-eye…
Ya’ll I need serious help I actually bought a pink happy mouth bit today! 
What is wrong with me?? I seriously bought this bit! Ahh
Horse_poor maybe you can make me feel better. I like purple too!
OK, I got a new saddle (cause my old one was too wide, too narrow, too big, too little, too old, too new and too cheap) to use on my yearling philly for the dressige ride. You don’t think it has too much “Bling”, do you?
It’s a one size fits all … how could I go wrong?!
Sorry I’m so late posting - glad I caught this in time! I’ll buy Cairo and I a ticket on Southwest tomorrow (think we’ll have to buy two because he might not fit under the seat…). I worry about getting through security though - what if we have to take off his shoes?
So, I might need a farrier when we get there. I can bring his fireworks (if I’m clever), but they won’t let me bring a lighter - can I borrow one from someone?
And what’s the closest airport? Should I just get them to divert the plane to Fort Bragg?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
You know (yes, i know I will get flamed for this), that guy wouldn’t be bad looking if his skin was fixed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO You must have looked at that picture waayyy too long…
We are really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddd! If we keep this up we’re going to The Fiery River…sooner than later and all those deceased rescue horses will be there waiting for us. 
Note to Jetsmom…perhaps we should actually put a disclaimer somewhere for those prone to believe everything they hear! 
(or, maybe I just did…)
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by horse_poor:
[QUOTE]Who’s little Nancy Grace? Who’s Shasta for that matter? Are they resques? Are they BNTs? Are they both? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>No to all of the above, however, that POS $^%#$% that did that needs to FRY, and not in a warm and fuzzy resque type of fry either.</span> [QUOTE]
horse poor: please refrain from mentioning things like murder, war, etc., on this thread. we are here to talk about the show, and that’s it. I am only interested in what is happening in my bnt’s other barn, who will be doing who (whom?) at the show, and whether or not I feel like people who shop Bergdorf’s sales are real people (why buy at a discount when you can pay full price?).
I cannot handle your less than happy thoughts.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by WNT:
Mt Rushmore is in South Dakota, luv.
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WNT, are you SURE? That’s not what I was told on an earlier post somewhere. I can’t believe that’s true! You are just upset that North Dakota has something South Dakota wants and are being snivel. I’m sure of it! After all I did get a 43 on my Geography GED quiz. My Eventing BNT told me that was a great score!
I am considering wearing my sparkly studded steel toed boots AND I am being escorted by my latest TRIPOD…whew! What a trip to Fort Bragg! Just got back to my desk. They’ve got a tremendous selection of tripods in uniform at Fort Bragg and I understand Seymour Johnson Air Force Base…tripods with wings! Dress Uniforms would be great at the prom.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by appaloosalady:
Eggbutt- When you come back to the board, please note that I do have a lovely fillymoose to barter with you, I will have my vet do a prepurchase exam so you don’t have to worry about it 
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Appy lady, there’s no need for a prepurchase is there? Wait, let me ask that on another topic and see what advice I get…hold that thought, I’ll get back to you.
Does anyone know about BOSS?
Ok…now remember, I’m old (40 today) and I was speaking of my very real Rhodesian Ridgeback. If there’s another meaning, I’m embarrassed to ask what it is.
Oh good, I thought the madison thing was a little lower… EWWW!!!
i cant give u a price yet, depends on how the child does. If she wins, it will be much more costly. You can leave her with me, that’s fine, shes going to need a good 48 hour schooling anyway.
Thats ingenius, blackmailing yur exBNT. I wonder what could happen if I claim to have the judge’s child…
I WanteD to Bring MY dog to The NexT show, so I DecideD to give HIm A Bath…
I WasheD him With SpoT RemoveR and he DisAppEared…now What?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by RHF_cSi:
Also rust breeches will get you laughed out of town…
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uh-oh.
Which town? How far out?
And maybe one day, you’ll be looking at those cute young guys… and along will come one nicknamed “Tripod.”
Snatch that one up in a hurry.
(forgive me, it’s the Benadryl talking…)
I don’t know - I go away to sleep and eat and see my horse, and I come back to some sick perverted stories. Jetsmom, I hope you’re so happy, you’ve created a monster here.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eventable:
Wow, I am so impressed with myself. I just sneezed while I had my mouth crammed full of rice cracker, and everything stayed inside my mouth. It took some effort, and I think one of my eyeballs popped out instead, but I’m so proud!
Should I call a vet? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I am crying with laughter. Thank-you, for making me PEE my PANTS!
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