Well there are no FSC’s ready for adoption just yet. We lost a few more, but the majority thrived on the BOSS support.
Have any of you Canadians seen my fillygelding? Her radio transmitter must have come loose, I lost contact with her about an hour ago as she crossed the border. Should I call the vet?
O and guys, I’ve decided to go the homeopathic route from now on. BOSS is organic, isn’t it???
FindersKeepers – You should try joining up with him. Using BOSS or any other “aid” will just mask the problem and he will never be able to reach his true potential. It will take time and patience, but the rewards are worth it!
DeLapp! Thank heavens I won’t be the only one playing with both shifts! I sit here at work all day and then again in class all night, and feel like such a loser.
Snap - I’m sorry the fillygelding had a foalt. I wonder who bred her…hmmmm… Well I say stick a saddle on him and see how he is over fences. If his leapfrogginess is challenging enough, we could put him in the rodeo, or just resque him.
Wow - i spend all day out at the barn and I come home to 3 new pages of this! So how’s the planning for the rodeo coming? We HAVE to have barrel racing. Or, better idea, we can have TANDEM barrel racing! Only for tripods over 20 hh of course. Who wants to do it with me?
Snappy Pants – You threatened to make poor Snap a baby making machine? Poor mare! LOL We should make Flax Seed Cookies for real next time I am in NJ! I wonder if they are any good…
LapDance and Even Table – I liked JuJu…I’m not happy to hear he is not a spirit! Do you think he will come haunt us like Oreo does?
Finders – Okay, so Snap Go Gold Fishes is with me now…I’m thinking that you can lease him for $9724853864 a month plus shoes/vetting/etc. You will have to take 12 lessons a week with my BNT cSi. $0.01 of every months lease will go towards the purchase of my Baby SnapGGF. Shall I have my people call your people so we can get the paperwork started?
I’m so proud of DeLappDancer for her achievements. She has been such a wonderful student, and as a reward for her efforts over the weekend, I’m going to let her take off the electric dog collar.
Horse_Poo didn’t marry JOhnny Depp - he’s mine (but he did sign the register as witness). Instead, in a fit of Smegma Cooler induced madness, she married her own horse.
After I Loffa Barbecue (Imp.)'s success at the rodeo, I’m considering putting him out to stud, only over approved fillygeldings though. I’m hoping to produce something superior in the resque stakes (or is that steaks?).
Thanks to everyone for coming, it was great to have you here. DeLapp, I found myself in need of a lawnmower pony, so I’m keeping JuJu for another month. I’ll Fedex him up once he’s foundered 
Basque Baby- Terry Shiavo was the lady that was on life support for years, that just wouldn’t die (or that they wouldn’t let die.) The thousand yard stare refers to a look that animals can get when it is “their time”. The title makes fun of the fact that this thread just won’t die.
i have an old bottle of vetrolin in the garage…that could make for an interesting friday night…
or maybe I should use listerine?? Or bigeloil?
Any homemade recipes out there?
Eggbutt I do not think we will need musical helicopters because we can use the fireworks Buff is attaching to her horses hocks as music!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by oreovengenceismine:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Jesse Helms is still missing…please return him if you have him in your saddlebag. He’s not good for much anyway. Folks were very upset at his judging of all black horses. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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thats just brilliant!
May I ask how the wine BOTTLE should be used?
And no, I did not steal that recipe from Weight Watchers. The original was published years ago in Trailer Living magazine. My grandmother submitted it and won second prize, a fill up for her propane tank. Weight Watchers recently stole it, and published the low-fat version.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
naters – What is TCTJCC? I think you mentioned it somewhere, but I forgot!
I can’t believe this thread hasn’t been closed yet! L What will we do if they do close it?!? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It was someone’s idea on this thread… To Cool To Join Cliques Clique 
ONLY 17 hands? Jeez, mine are all atleast 18.2h! I can get across the dressage ring in 3 extended trot strides!
Since we do not want me getting lost, might I suggest we have the show here in the Twin Cities? There is a great place where a gaggle of roads/interstates/freeways come together that is referred to as “spaghetti Junction” and I think it might be a great place to have a show. There is even an Amber Alert BB right by there to show results.
And by the way, I only need babysitting at proms, not shows. Duh.
I will bring my new horse Pees O’ Sheet. I am calling my farrier right now to get stacked shoes on him and my BNT is going to ride him 56 times a day in all the martingales and two saddles at the same time.
Since I seem to be the only MN COTHer participating, I will host the after party the night of the Grand Prix. I will need funds sent to my offshore account for financing of the flax cookies, resques (can someone bring their BBQ ice cream wagon please) and BOSS.
I am thinking of getting REALLY crazy and having an all you can eat BOSS bar”"whatdyathink?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by eggbutt:
Sandra Day O’Connor has just resigned from the Supreme Court…does that mean she might be available to judge for us this weekend with Jesse? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
She would be IDEAL since she’s known for being a schwung vote! 
nevah mind. i do not wish to lease oot my beeeloved snor-kal. duh. it was just a joke. really i just wanted to post more because i am tired of being a lowley working hunter! i wish to be at top of food chain…but it shall take a long long long time to get there…unless this thread lasts til around christmas. if it does, i shall be set!
none of you are good enough to lease my snor-kal. cept for even table, cause she be my trainer, and found my snor-kal for me. she is cool enough. or at least she says she is…and i pay her to be…so there
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by mcm7780:
deadLapDance – Ummm…I do have a nickname! Many Colts Meandering! You can have the old guy as long as I can keep Ryan from the OC! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
why am i a dead lap dance? cause i like the old guy? jeez. and no, you can’t have ryan from the OC. him and his wife beater shirts…everyone knows that seth is cooler. duh
and, while i’m at it, MCM…your nickname SUCKS! its not worthy.
even table – But my Fresian was my horse for Rolex!!! I’m suing you! And I don’t like ribs – too much work for too little meat. You’re fired!
OMG, I believe the OP has moved beyond the “IP” and reached her climax with the rendition for equine divine retribution. Please, tell us more about the other circles of hell dear Dante. What about the special place for BNTs who rob and murder customers? The hell hole for vets who inject venom, nerve and sucker punch horses? The freakazoid, hormonal/drunken off-their-meds COTH posters who Just Don’t Listen?
Sure thing DeLapp. I usually score in the respectable mid-70s in my dressage tests (penalties, not percentages)…
OK I dare someone to go into the War of the Worlds thread and post something along the lines of, “of course it’s horse-related - it has tripods in it”. I’d do it but an important barn situation has just arisen - I have to find a stall for Snor-Kal (does that also rhyme with Low-Cal - cos he’s kind of portly for a weanling).
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