And so Every time you change the title I get suckered into opening this insanity again!
Wouldn’t you think I would learn???
MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL!!! What a bad day to have a power outage. I missed this yesterday.
Has DMK assumed room temperature yet?
Can I breed my Pintaloosarabian walking pony to the OP’s Vanner?
Can I move directly from the baby jumpers into the Level 7’s with my borrowed Percheron?
If so, what kind of wine will I need, and how much.
Gotta run, the truck’s coming to pick up by rescue and take him to New Holland, he cribs!
i will send you one of my tripods tomorrow. i will use the box that my horses mail order mare came in…
i don’t see why you can’t sub udder crust…but really, smegma is much better. but if its all ya got…
mcm, you can have whichever tripod thats left. i have three…you can keep him too.
do we get a new thread title tomorrow because it wont be mcms b-day anymore???
puleeeeaseee…
this isn’t an ad…tripods aren’t for sale, i’m sending them to adoptive homes. maybe i should start a tripod rescue group. and when we run out of horses to bbq…
oh, and after sending so much money for the flax seed cookie fund, my checking account now says $2.39…no really…
ROTFLMAO
Well, we can try to manage it ourselves but will use a vet if need be, as one may have to be called for my Camoose as she seems to have come down with SARS.
Speaking of vendors, will the horse tooth jeweler be there by chance? I have 3 of Camoose’s teeth that would make a stunning earring/pendant set.
Queasy - Do you need a lift? I’ve got my Miata and Brenderup all hooked up and ready to roll! I can stuff my 18.7 hand Gesuntentphlagovarian stallion in with no problem, so Oreo should fit too!
So I am so totally cool and added more pictures to my Webshots album. Oh yeah, I am cool. 
you stinky day shift people post too much. i had to read thru like 6 pages to get here…and all because i left the show to fly back to abingdon, va to go to the moonlite drive-in to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…mmm tasty. it was actually pretty good. funny funny. but then again, it WAS johnny depp. anywho, so apparently i missed a whole lot while i was gone…
did i read that some more people should join my RESQUE cult, er, clique? cause they should. board meetings get kinda…boring…with just me and finderskeepers…then again, we are usually in a smegma cooler haze, so i guess it doesn’t really matter…
well…now that its 2 am, i should just go to bed, since i do have to ride 2 horses tomorrow. me and snor-kal did well schooling tonight. ju-ju was pretty bad, so we are resqueing him tomorrow night. he won’t be much meat, cause he’s only 7.1 hands, but it should be pretty tender…
ok. nite.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Emryss:
Really now, folks. The poor lady comes crying and in a panic and all you can do is laugh at her. I’m ashamed.
Jetsmom, you keep up with your BNT. A little poling never hurt, and the draw reins will get him in a frame. Make sure your horse feels that twisted wire if he runs out, and you might consider tacks in the cavesson. Make sure to add plenty of sweet feed - maybe a gallon or two, but more if he still seems hungry after that. Not too much hay, now. You don’t want a hay belly. Judges hate that.
There is an extra warmblood where I board. He’s chestnut, only five and working Prix St Georges. His owner wants a Gypsy Vanner (I’ll see if a sabino would be OK) so perhaps you can trade. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I agree. There is nothing wrong with this horse that a good strong bit, tack nose band, and draw reins won’t fix. If you are a little unsure of the draw reins, add one of those bungy thingies with the cute loop over the poll. Stick with it Jetsmom.
Oh. Wait. Is this horse under 17 hands? If so, ditch him quick. If you want to win in the hunters, make sure your horse is OVER 17 hands.
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Sannois, I am amazed to have discovered that Benjamin Franklin was the founding member of ‘fossils over fences’. Did he do this recently?
Does anyone else reading the preceeding 20—er–5 pages wonder if at least 4 of the more frequent posters never played nicely with their Barbies?
And why didn’t anyone address my question about Heidi Ho Hos?
I will now return to ‘innocent bystander’ status…
Even Table- It’s because you are a negative influence and too draining to be around.
NEVER under estimate the power of BOSS and what it can cure!
But, first, you have to know what it is. 
jetsmom. Just because he has (had) spots what the heck was his conformation like??? Was there any sign of a club foot???
No, just up their beet pulp, get a new trainer and relax with a Smegma Cooler.
Hey guys, do you remember when Horse Poor was on those really big stilts with sideburns and kept wobbling and tripping all over the place? How about when Horse Poor was too tall to try and get some punch out of the punch bowl and fell?
oohh no wait that was a SpongeBob SquarePants episode.
Is there some kind of smart asp network around here?
Thanks Delapp, I will set up my oven right next to them so as to keep the meat nice and fresh!
So here is what I’m wearing! And don’t anyone try to copy me 'cause my BNT will get you for trying to copy our colors!!
Velvet lime green zebra striped dress with a huge pink belt with rhinestones on the huge belt buckle. For my hair I am thinking of wearing my horses BLING browband, you know the one that makes her put her head down even when those draw reins attached to her knees fail me. I may sink into the sand but hey, someone will lend me a tripod to pull me out.
So, I was watching TV with my friend over the weekend and they said something about a car lossing it’s tire and being a “tripod”. I busted up laughing! I think my friend thought I was weird…
DeLapp512 – I get off work at 5. How about I drive down to your place and we can do our hair and make up together. That will take about 16 hours so there’s no time to sleep anyway!! Then I can come home, meet my tripod and go to the prom and meet ya there!
Hmmm…I’m debating ditching my tripod to take Ryan from the OC to prom…he’s hoooottttt!
I’m looking for a horse that will trot 5’ easily. He has to be some sort of European warmblood, but I don’t want him to be registered ‘cause I want to name him. Actually, I think I’ll ask u guys what I should name him, so u will all be impressed that I have a european warmblood that can trot 5’.
