Eventable, you had better be prepared for quite the lawsuit! You can’t just steal my client!! Or better yet, I"ll steal your boyfriend at prom, that will teach you!!
even table: does the word ‘share’ mean anything to you? there could be starving children hidden away in nz somewhere, eating a leftover goat head from the other night, or some small maori child, and you are eating redhorse ribs…shame shame shame…
share the redhorse…mail some over here…my horse won’t be at prime resque weight for another 2 weeks.
by the way, the matresses for the landing sides of the 8’ jumps in the grad prix lead line class aren’t going to be available…but they said you could just hop on and ride double with me over the jumps…so you run run run run run, jump on snor-kal behind delapp for big 8’ jump with 6’ spread, and then hop off, run run run run, repeat for rest of course.
So, just whose cheques were you sending me then? Had a brain fart, didn’t even realise I’d used your name and not your nick!
Snap, it is definitely a loading chute. They are mostly used for cattle, but I have known the odd horse truck here which had a sliding door for difficult loaders.
Well, even table, you know what they say about Pepsi: it’s the choice of a new generation.
falls off chair laughing
Bwahahahahahaa!
I’m thinking that someone now needs a horse named Patrick…in honor of the character of the same name on the fab British TV show Coupling. You know…the one who once dated the “sculptress” and learned there was now a top selling adult toy named the Junior Patrick? The one of whom the Sally character once bemoaned “I’ve given up a date with a tripod?” 
That’s it…we need to find a horse named Patrick…
maybe CSI was trying to train your horse to be ready for the rodeo, and just thinking of your well being. ever thought of that, you TROLL!?!
ah, well, gotta go put on my sequin outfit for the tripod barrel racing…tata
haha lol! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA o god buff, the sheath bean just topped it all off!!!
hahahaha o DMK, that is perfect!!
Yes, and please be sure that all BNT’s yell obsenities at their students in the schooling ring and feel free to beat not only the horses, but your students as well, just make sure you leave some time to sleep with the judge before the class begins. I’m thinkin just to help move things along, let’s have a tent behind the judges stand complete with an air mattress and scented candles.
OOO and most importantly, all BNT’s, disappear when it is time for your student’s round, and wait at least an hour so the gate is held for your grand entrance.
MCM - are you suffering from the Inverness problem yet? IF not, get back to it. Actually, wait, I forgot you’re not my student any more and I can’t charge you for saying that…I’ll shut up now.
Did you notice I’ve cleverly brought this thread full circle YET AGAIN!!!
I am WritINg This undeR an AlTeR So This isN’t ReallY Me.
I am HaViNg ProBleMs WitH My 3 Yr Old AnD NeeD HeLP. I Bought HIm From a BiG NAme TrainEr For Only 35000.00. My TraiNer Is So Nice thAt He Let Me MakE thE ChecK Out To Him So I wOUldn’t be BoTherED By The SellER. He Is AN 18 HanD Sabino GypSy VannER ColT. I wNt To Keep HIm A Colt So I Can Breed HIm, Becuz, He IS SABINO, After all.
He Is A LittlE thin, But my Friend MJ says That He doesn’t need MUch to Eat, Because ThAT woulD mAke Him HOt.
I Took HIm To A ShoW anD When SchooLing Over JumPS He WOUld GEt So Fast My BasebAll Cap Would Fly Off MY HEAD. The TraNqs We Gave HIM dIDN’t sEEm To DO AnyThing, and I kNow I had The twistEd Wire Snaffle anD draw reins AdjustEd cOrrEctly. I wOrked On RiDinG Him Deep To Get HiS AtteNtioN. TheN hE would Run OUT When my TrainEr Was PolinG him. In The CLAss, I DiDN’T eVEN plAce, EveN thouGH MY BNT Was rIght AT the GAte IN Plane view Of The JUdge That I slepT with THe Day BEFOre. He cOuLdN’T HaVe BeeN MAd BeCauSe I Made thEm Hold thE GatE opEn FoR One HouR WhIlE I WaItEd For My TrAInEr To FiNiSh ScHollIng OnE Of The HoRseS FoR AnOthEr AMmIe BefOre Her ClAss, CoulD He?
My FriEnD tHat Is a lAwYer AnD LiVes on a LeAKy HouSeBoAt IN FLa, SaYs thAt BecAusE My 2nD Toe IS BiGgEr ThAn My BiG Toe,I ShoUlD HavE ReCeIved SpEcIal TreAtmENt AccOrdIng to The ADA, And BeeN AllOwed to Try thE cOurSE AgaIN. I ThInk I DiDn’T PlAce becaUse The NerVe BloCk On My HoRses tAil Was WeaRinG oFf And He SwiSHed IT ONce. I EveN Was aBlE To Get 4 StriDes IN A 6 Stride LIne, But My Horse WAs BAlAnCed WheN hE dId IT. My TraInEr SaYs I DiDn’T PlaCe BecAuSe It WAS an EQ ClAss And I ForGot To Purge The Day BEfOre tO KeeP My WeighT Down. Being HEaVy SHoulDn’T hAve MadE My Horse looK lAMe, ESpEcIallY AftEr GiviNg Him 5 GramS Of BUTE, So I DoN’T ThiNk That Is It.
Can AnYonE HelP? But Don"t Tell Me WhaT tO Do BecAuse yOu DoN’t KNoW My HorsE, AnD I DO.
THAnkS!
PS- I ThiNk I NeeD A NeW HoRse So If AnYonE Has a fRee 6 Yr Old WB THaT JumPs 3’6" ThaT MovEs A 10, AnD iS SounD and boMBpRoof, PleaSe Let me knOw. I AlSo Need New TS BreeChes Size 28, AnD A Blue GraNd PriX JacKet Size 12. If Anyone coulD send Me sOme MonEy To Buy Hay For The 250 Horses I RESCued, That Would BE GReAT TOo! Thanks!
PPS- EriN iS MeaN AnD pIckS On Me BecaUSe I Am From TexAS.
PPPS- I am thinkIng Of MovIng To ATlAnta, So If AnyonE cAn GivE me A list Of TrainErs WitHin a 300 Mile Radius, And their Names, Social Security Numbers, Birthdates, riding ResUmes, Turnout Schedules, directioNs to their barns, and Cost OF boarding It Would Be Appreciated.
Hi Everyone…THANK YOU for coming to the First Ever Dressage/Equine BBQ across I-40! It was a HUGE success as those of you who journeyed here discovered. The National Guard should be finished repairing exit 147 within the next several weeks. Until then access to Statesville will not be available.
The vendors were very pleased with their profits and all have promised to return again next year.
The Chronicle of the Horse will be devoting an entire issue to the spectacle in October (deadlines don’t ya know).
Jesse Helms is still missing…please return him if you have him in your saddlebag. He’s not good for much anyway. Folks were very upset at his judging of all black horses.
I know many people were upset that we sold out of rescue meat. We promise to have enough next year. We can begin taking donations to start hoarding the rescues now. The filly-gelding veal was the most popular item by far. We need to be sure to add much more of that particular breed/gender next year.
We will post results as soon as we can find the calculator. Has anyone seen Jetsmom and the Gypsy Vanner? Last I saw they were trying to jump the helicopter during take-off. Haven’t seen them since.
We still have plenty of Bloody Oliver mix and fly spray mixed up. Recall we made several more batches once we learned it made a great marinade. Really tenderized that older equine didn’t it?
We did make a US profit of $4.28. I am very pleased. Our off shore account is now up to $3,277,398.39. Keep the funds coming so I can buy acreage!
Let me know what improvements we can make for next year. We’d love to have ya’ll back again. Maybe for Labor Day???
Oh oh, wait !
I you could get your BNT to get the judge to drink a lot of margaritas… THEN sleep with him/her… THAT might work!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Cindeye:
Help. My horse keeps throwing me off and I don’t know what to do. My trainer says I should just get a $2000 kevlar helmet and get over it. Anyone else have this problem? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My horse used to do that but my trainer fixed it weith something callede “hunter Helper” – you just had to give him this shot each week and he’s be fine. And don’t like go getting all over me – it wasn’t drugs or anything 'cause my trainer told me it was ok. She said it was liuke hock injections or a legend shot for his mind. And it was good for him too, she said it was vitamins and relaxing probiotics I thinf magnesium, diazepam, fluphenazine or something like that and B vitamins.
Ask your trainer about tje hunter helper. Oh, and make sure you always ride in draw reins, too 'cause that helps.
LOFF the new page 8 update topic title!!
I vote for Grey Goose 
oskaar - i just finished watchin real world austin. for some reason i am so very addicted to watching it. dunno why. have been since i was like 10. can’t beat it.
could someone please tell me what BOSS is?
Serious question now…
Someone wants to take the tripod I have for sale on a trial, but they won’t give me their name or address. I really want them to have a chance to bond with him before they do the prepurchase. They also said rather than a check for a deposit, they would like to wire me a MO from Ethiopia. What do you guys think I should do?
DeLapp – Nancy Grace does a show on trials, etc. Shasta is the girl from Idaho that was kidnapped and found about a week ago. But that is not a fun topic, so let’s not talk about it!
I think horse_POO is kinda fun…How can we change DeLapp? DaLump?
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-title”>quote:</div><div class=“ip-ubbcode-quote-content”>Originally posted by Snap:
I noticed you guys were missing! We seem to have a day and a night crew here.
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My Gawd…we’ve morphed into shifts already on this thread!!! <span class=“ev_code_RED”>I have to be a weekday shifter cause my land line pc at home is slower than udder crust drying…but DON’T FORGET ME AT NIGHT AND JINGLE FOR ME!</span>
Although I’ve already signed up for the overpass class, can someone tell me if the 18 wheeler will have air in the tires or not? I’m concerned that my tripod won’t make it and might lose a pod if air is in all the tires. Could we compromise and have 9 wheels with air and 9 flat? Is that legal?
I’ve been training out on I-40 with the Amber Alert signs flashing hoping to bombproof one of my tripods…he gets a bit stiff when anxious if you know what I mean and I can’t get him to bend around my leg very well. Can anyone offer suggestions?
