For my 20yr old Arab Gelding Smoke:
The more you know, the faster I go
For my 13 yr old TB Mare Knowonder:
Soundness is a state of mind
Proud Member of Wood Hill Farm who’s motto is “I’m not going sober!”
Say No To Sheeth Cleaning 
Andrea,and In Your Dreams
Follow Your Dreams…
Except the one where your in school in your underwear.
“Horse Sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.” - W.C Feilds
“Why does it take a lifetime to learn to live a lifetime?”
Opinions are like buttholes, we all have one and they all stink.
Proud Member Of The Abercrombie and Fitch Clique, aka the IGETCRABBY and B*tch Clique.
Also A Follower Of:
The Baby Greenie Support Group!
“Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.” 
"The cowards won’t start and the weak will die along the trail."
– Kit Carson
Lord please save me from those trying to save me!
Tess’s would be “It’s All About Me!” 
The real Sara Pony would not deign to lower herself to wearing a bumper sticker.
I on the other hand would buy her one anyway that says “Madonna ain’t got nuthin on me”
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute
Old Miz Scarlett’s would be “No carrot? Don’t bother.” Skipper’s would be “Bitch on wheels” Beamer “Pass the Prozac” and Raleigh “I can go from zero to chicken in 1.5 seconds. Can you?” SUZ
Proud member of the following:
Rust TS Clique
SC’ers Clique
EBayers Anon Clique
Brown Field Boots Are Cool Clique
***Greek Men Are Such A Catch Clique~~~
~~~GELD EM!~~~“Sully”, my TB/RPSI mare: “It’s GOOD to be the QUEEN!”
“Minky”, Sully’s TB/Oldenburg daughter: “It’s GOOD to be the PRINCESS!”
“Sunny”, my rescued palomino Quarter Horse: “Every day is a clean slate.”
“JJ”, another TB mare: “Who am I? Where am I? What am I?”
“Ignatz, aka The Little Prince”, JJ’s TB/Connemara yearling colt: “It’s GOOD to be the PRINCE!”
“The Little Duke”, JJ’s TB/Connemara 4-month colt: “It’s not trouble until I’m in the middle of it.”
My body is a temple - unfortunately, it’s a “fixer- upper”.
“Caution: Gas pedal faulty”
- WhitPictures (ha!)
“Cowards dies a thousand times before their death, the valiant die but once.”- Juilas Caesar, Shakespeare
Just TRY to guess what mood I’m in today.
Or
If I want to.
Or
I’d rather be eating.
My horse would have a few…
“CAUTION: May spook and bolt at the slightest provocation!”
“CAUTION: Hand grenade waiting to explode!”
“I belong to the Injury of the Month Club.”
Rhodey’s is …
“Commit Random Acts of Masochism.”
(two long scrapes on his neck last night).
There’s a new one every day.
Robby
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Danpony’s bumper sticker would be “yeah, yeah, whatever…” This, for the horse who sleeps through shoeings.
Monstr’s would probably be something like “Veterinarian’s Nightmare, Veterinarian’s Accountant’s Dreamhorse”. He’s got a big butt, it would fit.
Chance’s would probably be
“Think Faster Human!”
he’s very, VERY difficult to outsmart, and hence to ride. I didn’t realize HOW difficult (because when things work, they work with what feels like little effort on my part, but when they don’t work, which is whenever he’s bored, which is quite often because he gets bored easily, he’s very hard to outthink and work with) until I got on a green-bean (greener than Chance) who I’ve been told does not even have w/t/c/whoa firmly ingrained, yet is much easier to ride (and gives in a lot easier when he thinks that maybe he can get his way, and I say no, I want us to do this) than Chance. It was quite a surprise!
BC
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Lindsay & Chance
“Plus �a change, plus c’est la m�me chose.”
–Samuel Johnson
^^^^Proud member of the DCSC!^^^^
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Blaze
“blaze blaze he’s our man, if he can;t do it no one can!”
Bumpus
“never eat tomarrow, what you can eat tomarrow”
~Blaze~
never send a horse to do a ponies job
His Greyness would aspire to the motto:
Let’s do Lunch!
at any time of the day or night.
For multiple levels of insult, I would like to see:
Gentlemen chase foxes, not cows.
And I can’t think of a thing for my guy. Give me time, though…
Miles (aka The Great Grey Boulder) would be:
“Everything’s edible until proven otherwise.”
“Obstacles are those frightening things we see when we take our eyes off our goals.” - Anon
DUMB-A$$ ON BOARD
And right below that one:
Anything you can do, I can do better!
sara
No seatbelts, no padding, no rollbars–and your airbag’s got ears. Get on and stay on.
kipper’s ‘beauty’s only skin deep’
Hmmmm…Perry, the baby horses’ is: Can’t Fence Me In (the little stinker jumped 2 HUGE fences his first night at the farm…)
Lego…“I Brake for Twizzlers!” “Big Eq here I come” I guess since he will be showing to his heart’s content with a junior this summer and be thrilled to get off the farm!
Baby horse has arrived and I already have a vet bill for stitches…
[This message was edited by hhytken on Jun. 12, 2002 at 05:27 PM.]
