sport’s would have been…
“co-pilot? i dont need no co-pilot!”
bogey’s would have been
“get on, sit down, shut up, hold on.”
Welcome to California. Now go home.
PS: I be a German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by E:
My horse’s would be “My owner beat up YOUR honor student” or “Brakes for Treats”
E
Well, I made it back<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i saw one like this on a car like a week ago
“my horse bucked off your honor student” 
“Bad Riders Suck.”
Robby
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
For Keeper: Compost Happens!
Tod’s would have been:
“I brake for nothing!”
Bonz’s would have been:
“I brake for everything!”
My next horse’s will probably be:
“I’ve got papers to prove I’mnot crazy. Do you?”
What is that odd whistling sound? Oh, heavens! My pencil punched a hole in my forehead!
Don’t Hate Me Beacuse I’m Beautiful
Come and visit the horses at: http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/CrossCreek
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ABrokenPirate:
Dragoon-
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Of course I’m bored, I did it right the first time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is beautiful!
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Why thank ya! 
That’s my mare for you 
…She’d save my butt so many times…lol 
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Damn the torpedoes…Full speed ahead!!
HONK…if you wanna see me spook!!
Superheroes of the universe, unite!
“That’s Miss Mare, to you!”
Robby
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
[This message was edited by Robby Johnson on Jun. 13, 2002 at 10:35 AM.]
In that spirit, Willem, I am pretty sure Native Floridian Robbie would have the following bumper sticker (inspired by the plethora of I Heart NY stickers): “If you love New York, Take I-95 North”
Rebel (driving pony) DEFINITELY has one that reads “If you don’t like my driving, call 1-800-screw-you” (it’s not my fault, at 22 he has his own agenda some days! )
And RV (17’1, green and very committed to those wide sweeping hunter style turns) absolutely positively has one of those stickers that says “If you can’t see my mirrors I can’t see YOU.” This phrase sits just above the picture of him running over the pony that cut the corner in front of us…
[I]"You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty. "
- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957) *[/I]
Pete (aka “Petey the Pooper”):
“If you can read this, you’re about to get pooped on.”
Nicky (unbroke 3yo, JUST learned how to ground drive):
“Turn signals are for amateurs.”
Catie the babysitter:
“NO WHINING”
Reese the recently gelded:
No bumper sticker, but Playboy Bunny mud flaps. Eventually the hormones go away, right?
“Besa mi fundillo” - Spanish for Kiss My…
Yes, Tot is bilingual.
.:Erin B #2:.
There comes a time when people seperate and you just have to keep your head up and move on. That time is now.
Spencer, my Hanoverian:
- I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
- This is NOT an equitation horse.
- So many women…so few who can afford me.
- Carrots…they’re not just for treats anymore.
- Hard work as a future payoff…Laziness pays off now.
- Life’s too short to do dressage.
- Gravity, it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!
- I can’t jump today…the voices told me to stay home and clean my food dish.
- Eagles may soar, but weasles don’t get sucked into jet engines.
- I break for No Apparent Reason.
AND: Caution…wide right and left turns.
Lulu, my Oldenburg hunter/eq pretty girl:
- Being a Princess is a full time job.
- Don’t treat me any differently than you would treat a Queen.
- Nobody’s perfect. Therefore I am Nobody.
Triple, my TB saint:
- Of course I’m bored, I did it right the first time.
- My TB butt can kick your WB butt.
- Proud packer of an Honors student.
I love this thread!
Damn the torpedoes…Full speed ahead!!
My mare: “I don’t want to, I don’t have to, I ain’t gonna”
my gelding: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!
~Kate
“Whats scarier when mad, a 300lb. lineman or a 1,200lb. mare?”
For Scotty, the consummate chestnut mare:
“She Who Must Be Obeyed”
For Annabelle, my cute little ass:
“I’m Just Differently Eared”
…for my horse Bruce:
This End Up
Act Silly! Sing Loud! Create!
Miss H’s G rated sticker is “Wide Load”. Her other sticker would be “Save a horse, ride a cowboy!” (and there would be a picture of our very cute cowboy farrier ).
The Panchen Lama of DQs! (Second only to Velvet, the undisputed Dalai Lama of DQs.)
OH MERDE!
Counting down those 180 days
My horses bumper sticker would be…
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now
orr… I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!
My horses licence plate would be IBAQT
TERRI!!!
~Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and spurs excite me!~
