“Lower, Fatter, Slower”
and “yeah, I’m on the dole, who’s asking?”
Oh, this is funny!
My mare, “The closer you get, the slower I go”
or “If you don’t like the way I drive get off the sidewalk!” (yea, that’s a real one, but it fits!)
The 2 yr old, “Donkeys sux”
The donkey, “Because I AM smarter, stupid!!!”
this is too much fun!! ours would be
“Greys, the blondes of the horseworld”.
Ha…Africa’s bumper sticker would be:
“51% Sweetheart, 49% B*tch…So Don’t Push It!”
(actual bumper sticker I’ve seen that would be oh so appropriate 
)
Fannie’s would have been “I’d prefer not to.” (Did anyone but me read Melville’s “Bartelby the Scriviner”?)
Shirley’s was her show name: “Slowly but Shirley. Not!” Or, “How high?!” --Jess
I knew an arab that would have the bumper sticker “run, run as fast as you can, can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man!” he had been taught to “play tag” when he was little resulting in a very difficult catch 
as for my guy… I’d have to sit on it for a while!
I think Prozac Pony’s would be:
“Impulsion is Vastly Over-rated”
or perhaps:
“If God Had Wanted Me to Be Round, He Would Have Made Me a Warmblood”
and in crowded warmup rings:
“If you can read this, you’re about to be kicked in the face”
Approved helmet: Every ride; every time.
Cashew’s would be: “You don’t have to tell me,I know I’m gorgeous!”
or
“Make way for the Queen”
Paul’s would be: “I AM moving!”
This is a great thread!!!
Shane (17yr old big fat meat auction rescued QH)
“You Ain’t That Tough, Sailor.”
Chance (10yr old some hunter, mostly barrel QH)
“I Put Eq Kids in the Hospital” (after lending him to an Eq friend at a gymkana…)
or
“Choose Life: Stay Outta My Way!!!”
Sierra (2yr old Mustang)
“You Name it, I Jump it!!!” (after jumping out of a 5’5" high round pen)
Spirit (15yr old arab/morgan)
“Get Off My %!&@*$# Tail!!!”
or
“I Hate You.”
Jubilee (5yr old TB)
“I’m Not Gona Go Faster, So Shut The &*%# Up!!!”
nothing beats my pony!
Love this thread; where can I order a dozen “If you’re close enough to read this you’re about to get kicked in the face” stickers? Anyway, my dear old Amanda’s sticker would have to be:
“Because I’m the MARE, that’s why!”
—s.
Liz’s must be…
dran kittenhard to type with kitten pullingo n hoodie strings
Big Things Ahead!!
Cool (17 y.o. TB gelding)
“Got carrots?”
“I see dead people.”
“Caution. Quick with head.”
“Typical arrogant good looking male.”
Star ( 3 y.o. TB/Hann cross)
“Caution. Turns to right often go left instead.”
“Shoes. I don’t need no stinking shoes.”
Dragoon-
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That is beautiful!
Rebecca
http://www.bluffparkfarm.com
http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/smited/index.html
Unfortunate Member of the Stall-Rested Thoroughbred Clique
“Mama says,‘Don’t use a toaster while standing in the shower.’”
I figured it out Tug’s would be “stupid is as stupid does”
Dezi’s bumper stickers:
“Wider is better”
and “Will work for peppermints”
Wings’ would probably be “Do Not Wash! This Horse Undergoing A Scientific Dirt Test”. Mom always said I didn’t brush him long enough… 
“It’s not getting what you want; it’s wanting what you’ve got…” -Sheryl Crow, Soak Up the Sun
Charlie: If you’re this close to my butt you’d better either have food or a good pair of running shoes.
-Amanda
Just keep kicking
