I have something very sad to report:
You know the Brit Rider boots? The riding version of the Muck Boot?
They’re horrible.
I got some right before Christmas when I was sick of being in agony every time I hopped off the 17hh TB in my non-insulated paddock boots. I was so very excited to find that they were totally warm and comfy. I made sure to flex my ankle as if putting my heel down when I tried them on, and all seemed to be well.
Then I got on a horse in them, and holy crap! Not only did they dig into the front of my ankle (guess I put my heel down more than I had thought? Which I suppose is good, really), but they SQUEAK! EVERY! STRIDE! on the saddle flap. Yikes. I’m lucky I didn’t get bucked off. I know my leg isn’t always perfectly still, but we’re talking…these things squeaked loudly at a walk.
That said, Smartpak took them back even though they had obviously been worn, so bonus points for Smartpak. They’ll go in the clearance section, where someone will get a fabulous bargain (until they get them home and figure out why they were on clearance). I considered keeping them as dress boots to wear with skirts on slushy days, but couldn’t justify keeping a pair of $92 boots (they’re regularly $114 at Smartpak but I had a 20% off coupon) that I’d wear twice a year.
And totally unrelatedly, while I was there I bought one of those outdoor dog beds (kind of like a cot, to keep the mutts off the cold/hot/wet ground) from the clearance section. Inside was a note from the person who’d returned it, saying the fabric wasn’t big enough for the frame and that three people hadn’t been able to pull it enough to get it stretched onto the frame. We’re still scratching our heads, because it went together fine for us, but hey, I’m not complaining since I think I spent like ten bucks for it. That said, my dumb dogs haven’t figured out what it’s for yet, but hey, maybe they’ll get there…