Word to the Wise: Lesson Reminder for Everyone

[QUOTE=danceronice;8110804]
Sure, depending on where in Florida everyone is. It’s like I can’t explain to people from MA that I can drive the same amount of time it takes to get from MA to Michigan and STILL be in Michigan.

And I have no guacamole. I’m really sad. I had sweet-potato tortilla chips with salsa and sour cream but it’s just not the same.[/QUOTE]

It would take me like 8 hours or something ridiculous like that to get to Pensacola with a horse trailer in tow. So yes, its possible to be in Florida, drive 7 hours, and still be in Florida.

[QUOTE=ybiaw;8110839]
It would take me like 8 hours or something ridiculous like that to get to Pensacola with a horse trailer in tow. So yes, its possible to be in Florida, drive 7 hours, and still be in Florida.[/QUOTE]

many places are like that. You can live in some states, drive for several hours and only go a few miles due to bad traffic.

[QUOTE=Kels;8110781]
I once went canoeing with Jason Mraz. And your mention of him has me laughing, as it always does.[/QUOTE]

As in canoeing?

[QUOTE=roseymare;8110846]
As in canoeing?[/QUOTE]

Jason Mraz is the kind of guy who should stay in his own kayak.

But the PO (the real PO) is in the MIDDLE of the state, just about. The OP says it’s a 7 hour drive to get from where she lives to the PO. I am thinking that puts the OP in a different state?! Maybe not. Still, even within the state-- who takes off with an equine they don’t have ANY paperwork on, including Coggins?

[QUOTE=Kels;8110781]
I once went canoeing with Jason Mraz. And your mention of him has me laughing, as it always does.[/QUOTE]

Oh no. We’ve added canoeing. Lord help us.

(for those of you who are about to be confused by the direction this canoe is probably about to take, look up the classic Canoeing thread from Off Topic.)

I don’t know whether you laughing at the mention of Jason Mraz also makes ME laugh, or if it makes me sad.

I’m pretty sure it makes me laugh and go “Awww…”

(sorry PeteyPie!) :wink: If it helps, I debated trying to do an ascii train image but wasn’t sure if I could remember how (or if it is even possible in the “quick reply” mode).

My wine is in a guacamole coloured cup in a vain last ditch effort to join the masses and because who doesn’t like guacamole?

Roseymare, thank you for asking what was immediately in my mind when I read that post - COTH has ruined me! lol

I …made…it…puff, puff…wow that was a climb. /sits down.

Thread cannot end with canoes or kayaks. …edit: well three people made it here ahead of me.:lol:

I think the pony in question is going to appear on CNN in some viral video after all this!

At this rate, though, he will be long retired by the time this thread ends and won’t need a new home.

I want to write down what I think, despite it being meaningless at this point.

– I got the impression the saddle was very nice, and fit the pony, and the OP had no idea how to actually fit a saddle (it was padded up all funny, she said, like the PO wouldn’t know how to properly tack up a horse!). I would trust no amateur horse owner when they told me they had a “saddle fitter” at their beck and call who was going to make a pony a custom saddle. /eyebrow raise. Sounds like bragging, or you really don’t know what you are doing. Why wouldn’t you want the really nice tack the pony had?

I think we all can imagine what happened here, when people who seem like they have a clue show up and it’s like, ohhh no.

“We will buy the bridle because they pony went really well in it.” Sorry OP, sounds like you don’t have a clue what you are talking about. That sounds like something a dressage diva would say.

What kind of clueless barn owner has no idea what horses are coming in and out? That was scary. Barn manager is not a great communicator, either, apparently. Nice of the barn owner to call, though.

Why does anyone who isn’t the PO and has a nice farm and a good deal of money need a pony to lead their kids around on – sounds completely frivolous and short sighted. Better to put money in equine therapy sessions for the special needs child, and let the others live out their childhoods petting mommy’s horse.

On the other hand, I am sure that the OP said she would be giving pony rides to her kids not selling them. But is that really where this poor show pony should end up?

It seems to me, in the end, it was really two worlds colliding – an amatuer horse person dealing with a professional horsewoman, and neither one had any clue what the other was talking about. The PO, however, had a rude awakening when she realized exactly what she had gotten herself into when this family showed up.

I actually don’t know who the PO is, and really don’t care too much.

Excuse me now, while I eat my burrito, with guac.

I am having such a lovely time in Vegas! It is so nice meeting people from COTH. One very nice lady has a lovely appendix mare. I am so jealous that she doesn’t have to deal with the heat and humidity in the summer! Well at least not as bad as where I am. Really, I wish I could have houses in several places in the US, one for winter and one for summer!

I’m sort of having a hard time because I want more horses and ponies but don’t have as much room as I wish for all of them. One other lady was telling me about all the nice horses that her parents bought for her. I shouldn’t say this, but I am kind of jealous. lol. I wish someone would buy a lot of very nice horses for me. I do have some nice ones, but of course I would like even more nice ones. One of the people too is a judge so I am thinking of asking them a lot of questions about how I can do better in the shows. It is such a nice way to get a lot of good information! I’ve also learned that it is hard buying and selling horses, even if you are on COTH because one of them was saying that got screwed on a deal and it was a deal they had tried from someone on COTH. So I kind of feel bad for them. Sometimes people say one thing about a horse and then you find it is different than what you get and then people start fighting. It is very sad.

I have called Nancy Grace. Yes, we used to work in same office. She will go interview the Pony and also the Pony Owner. In Vegas. While Nancy knows nothing about ponies (OK she knows nothing about many things) she will get to the bottom of this situation and will help the Pony and Pony Owner in any lawsuits.

Nancy will also be representing me in my 1/3 of the saddle situation.

I still have the Easter cards that Nancy Grace used to send me. Anyone want to buy one of those for 5,000? I will then pay for a competent vet to treat that poor rescue TB. And will send treats to the Pony.

From the Florida line to south east of Orlando, down by Cape Kennedy where I used to board Cloudy, took me maybe 3 or 4 hours? Without a trailer. On 95 and then over to coast at Orlando.

What? (that was to Pony Owner).

I heard that Nancy Grace once tried to give away a pony but the deal went sour, so I wonder if she would be objective in this situation.

[QUOTE=Kwill;8110893]
What? (that was to Pony Owner).

I heard that Nancy Grace once tried to give away a pony but the deal went sour, so I wonder if she would be objective in this situation.[/QUOTE]

Everyone is so nice! There are great people here. Between the company and the food I am having a good time. I’m afraid to gamble though because I have never really done it before, except maybe in horses where you get one and not quite sure how it will turn out.

Play 21 and don’t draw another card after you hit 17. The drinks are cheap or free even when you are gambling small amounts.

Don’t play the slots at gas stations. And if you play them at casinos, wait till someone gets tired after hours of not winning, then when that person leaves take over that one armed bandit. Which no longer has an arm now.

[QUOTE=roseymare;8110846]
As in canoeing?[/QUOTE]

As in… The COTH definition of canoeing.

I can’t believe this thread is at 60 pages and still going. :lol:

[QUOTE=Frostbitten;8110670]
downen, there is room in my barn for the fabulous Flame anytime! He does have lovely teeth. And he rocks the beard scruff very nicely.:)[/QUOTE]

Thank you, Frostbitten! Normally I would not hijack a thread to brag about the Flamester, but since this thread has run off into a guacamole-filled ditch, I’m going to save it from the mods and keep it horse (or pony) related.

About the scruff: The photo was taken at the first spring warm up show, where we basically knock the crust off and go have fun. Flame dominates the coveted “Wooly Mammoth” division pretty much every year, unless some little mini that looks like a tribble comes in and steals it from him. Then the next day he is clipped and shows in the “normal” classes.

And he thanks you for the lovely offer of a stall, but he has us completely trained at this point and will just stick it out. He was given to us 12 years ago after washing out of a H/J barn, and he’s here to stay! We love our Flaminator. :slight_smile:

Stick a fork in this thread, it is done. Well done.
Time to say ‘goodnight’, Gracie.

I just have to say, I can’t believe this brilliance is still going on. I have nothing productive to add, but when this makes the favorites file I want in on it.

#teamguac

[QUOTE=dotneko;8110975]
Stick a fork in this thread, it is done. Well done.
Time to say ‘goodnight’, Gracie.[/QUOTE]

This is a horse forum…but a stripe down its back and call it dun

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