then I wanna shower too! Don’t you, the childless/singletons of COTH?
I don’t want a wedding or kids.
I will never gleefully wave a price scanner around a Crate & Barrel shooting its bright little laser at every item in housewares. I will never send announcements to all of my family, friends, and coworkers whether I speak to them or not listing my 5 different registries with a bolded line at the top: “Money preferred.” I will never expect friends and family to give me presents for my life’s milestones like completing my first 3day :yes:, winning high in trial :yes:, earning a MACH :yes:, or landing my dream job :yes:.
So do I get a Puppy Shower? I’ll ask for 5 different crates because they are each for different settings just like your 5 different entrée platters. I’ll ask for 6 different collars because you can’t use the same color every week, just like you have to have 5 different sets of 1000-thread count Egyptian cotton sheets in different prints. 8 different food bowls and 8 different water bowls just like your 3 sets of 8-count plates and 8 types of drinking glasses.
I could go on and on, but you get the picture. Phew. I feel better now.