One thing I always find funny is when people ask for all of these things for no money and then add that they will provide a really good home with lots of treats and good vet care and such. I feel like they are hoping someone has the perfect horse and it’s very cheap (for some reason) but worries it won’t be taken care of, so they make sure to include that reassurance. “Oh, I was concerned that selling my amazing 17.2hh, athletic schoolmaster for 4k would have it end up in a bad place, but this person swears they will give it good vet care, so that’s a relief!"
Someone asked me for a price on my gelding last week. I told them $80K, but realistically I wouldn’t let him go for less than six figures because 1) he isn’t actually for sale, but stupid money is stupid money 2) I’ve had him 10 years and 3) I don’t know if I could find a reasonable alternative for less.
They replied, “We have a budget of 50, but we love him and it would be a really good home.”
It took everything in me to not reply, “Well, I also love him and he’s had a great home for the last decade.” Like, WTF.