If anyone (God knows it won’t be me) brings up fruit and, er, shivering mammalian fish, it will have only taken us exactly 2 years to have come full circle. 
As I recall, this is just about when Heidi left us last time.
Don’t leave us again, Heidi!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
HYN, peaches are sooo two years ago - anyone in the know has graduated to watermelons. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not unless she has also graduated to Harry Reems as her SO.
Merry, feel free to chime in here with a politically correct post and help me out.
PS: Thank you Heidi for the loffy words. <— DING DING DING This is the first time that LHU has typed the letters L-O-F-F consecutively on a public BB. She has now fallen off the LUV wagon. Oh my.
Knew a rider whose Mom named her left side Louie and her right side Raoul…as in “Hang a Louie at the corner” or “Bend Raoul into the corner”
Strange, but True…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
HYN, peaches are sooo two years ago - anyone in the know has graduated to watermelons. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not unless she has also graduated to Harry Reems as her SO.
Merry, feel free to chime in here with a politically correct post and help me out.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I’m sorry. I saw the name Harry Reems and I keep thinking of some sort of ugly, traumatic hoo hoo accident.
As for <span class=“ev_code_RED”>peaches?</span> I won’t touch that COTH reference with a 10-foot pole. Or with a big stick.
Now excuse me. I have to order my gnome to longe my jumper pony. I’m aiming for the Valentine’s Day Heidi Hoo Hoo Classic. (Fences set at Heidi Hoo Hoo Level 1). 
I hear they’re giving a bottle of 2 Buck Chuck to the winner, and I intend to dranken it right there at the backgate.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ChesterCounty:
I think the secret hand shake is a little wave and a how’s the hoo hoo to you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> not sure i always want to know how someone’s hoo-hoo is, especially if they’ve been suffering from an inverness problem!!
I sure wasn’t going to bring up peaches. 
J4J, really… I think you’re missing it totally. Think about it. There is a class called “Beaver Drilling”…
Perhaps it might have evolved into something like this:
Beavis and Butthead moment … huh-huh … you said BEAVER … huh-huh-huh.
Every time I see a new reply on the total count of this thread, I rush to it, practically giggling, thinking someone’s gonna take the Beaver Drilling bait. Sigh. I am telling you, and seemingly only you, when Kachoo gets back she will clear up this Beaver Drilling fiasco and mark my words, numping will be behind it.
I see there is a need for my sophomoric humor and filthy mind…
All i know is I’m not going to take part in any beaver drilling unless there’s some serious liquor involved…
liquor? You brought her here, you liquor…
thankyou thankyouverymuch
I am SURE that there is a simple and clean explanation for “Beaver Drilling.”
Although since beavers don’t generally drill so much as gnaw, drag and stack, it’s certainly difficult to imagine what the family-friendly explanation might be.
Don’t forget that they like to work with wood(y)s! (regular arts and craft types, those friendly little woodland creatures, yes-siree)
Now listen here! I’m fine with the Dragging and Stacking, those, like all things, have their place. But that gnawing? I’m sorry, my mother brought me up better than that.
As to the (in)famous Beaver Drilling…
They are an oil related company in Alberta that sponsors a tonne of classes at Spruce Meadows. We, as riders, are very thankful for their continuing support to our sport.
hehehe snort Beaver drilling snicker
Basically, Bentley, they’re in the business of lubricant? I see.
OK Bentley, what you are telling us is that there is (apparently) someone in Canada who named a company "Beaver Drilling. So how do those commercials go over on TV? Because what I am envisioning is quite over the top. Or should I say “under”?
I have to say that Corporate Culture has reached a new, ummm, depth for me.
and dmk, yes we have ‘sunk to a new depth’ with this thread!!!
sunk… yes, Bentley, “sunk” does describe the matter at hand. What with drilling companies and what not being discussed…
This thread is so great for two reasons:
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It’s like the red-light district of the BB. And that makes me so proud.
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We really are eager to hear how Susie did. I hope that shines through. And why wouldn’t it? Lubricated by Beaver Drilling!
(ba-dump-bump)
Not exactly the Marines, but…
We are the few, the proud… the indescribably gutter minded…
Thank heavens it is the red light district. I mean for a while I was really worried that the Canadians must have thought the beaver was something furry you wore on your head. Oh wait… I guess it can be…
You guys . . .
You have put me into a quandary - I would say that you’re all the sweetest things ever (I was so excited to see this thread !), except that you are also the filthiest-minded little devils I have ever seen! I know, I know, Beaver Drilling . . . it was handed to you on a silver platter, how could you resist? Interestingly enough, this is the oil company who sponsored last year’s “Strip Puissance,”
Kachoo…
Clearly we were diverted with the idea of nekkid jumpers when you last reported on this issue, but no such luck this time! (This does rather reaffirm exactly where are interests lie, though).
But I know you would have thought we were slipping from our high standards if we just let a hard nosed topic like Beaver Drilling just sink into the depths of obscurity, so to speak.
My god, can you imagine the havoc that would ensue if Beaver Drilling sponsored dressage classes? With terminology like “deep” and “through” being bandied about?
Thanks for the update thread, Kachoo… As rockstarr pointed out, we were quite eager to hear about it. Eager Beavers, as it were…
(ba-dump-bump back atcha! )
Aaaaaaagghhhhh!!!
I love it, I love it . . . oh god, eager beavers.
Originally posted by hobson:
My god, can you imagine the havoc that would ensue if Beaver Drilling sponsored dressage classes? With terminology like “deep” and “through” being bandied about?
Not to mention the hole submissive thing…
just when I thought the jokes were over, Beaver Drilling once again takes a pounding
OK, that’s about as close as I can come to defining it…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:
If anyone (God knows it won’t be me) brings up fruit and, er, shivering mammalian fish, it will have only taken us exactly 2 years to have come full circle. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why, whatever are you referring to?
OMGiH - the Seinfeld thread - I missed it the first time and now I MUST read it - and of course I’m at work. I’ll have to be verrry careful!
By the way, How the hell’s your hoo hoo this morning?
PS is it any wonder that hoo hoo is spelled ooh ooh backwards? Need a few more oooooooos when your hoo hoo is particularly fine.
OMGiH this is soooo wonderful. this better get a permanent home in the favorites forum!!!
BTW, i know you’re all waiting for me to go back to edit the dictionary- but i’m waiting a little longer to stir up even more words
and if i wasn’t so tired, i’d be writing my message in COTH terms… sorry guys. hope i’m still making sense
Quinn, my love, you calling me numping short? 
To all of you who find my hoo hoo worthy of mock, I raise an angry fist to you all and wish a plaque of locusts to descend upon your fing!
O’Mom, yes, I am all of LE, d-lite, and Happy Times rolled into one compact and delightful Freud-spewing, non-BB posting, having-a-life-living, corn-assasinating, alter egoing, aghasted package. 
I’ve gotta say, this is the absolute funniest thing I’ve read for a looong time! Keep it coming. I think I’ve laughed my hoo hoo inside out!!
Oh, I was going to add “wedding tackle” and show that I know tht WTF was from a poster saying SHE didn’t swear, with the paragraph peppered with WTF’s, to show my vast and limitless knowledge of this stuff. But SOMEBODY is vaster than me…
How many of us, when we get very excited about something, have said “AY CARAMBA”!
I have found myself saying it on occasion and then looking around furtively, hoping that no one from COTH might be near enough to hear me and know why I am saying it.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
I was not calling it a name. I was giving it an accurate description. It is a bat, it is ugly ass, and there was only one bat in the photo. 
Either it is ugly ass or very constipated. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I believe that bad was a CHILD bat. You really have no shame!
I think we all need a new dispenser of denial floss.
As to “rode hard and put up wet”. I don’t think that pmc’s statement can possibly be improved upon.
Now just for my reference, this thread has added the following to the lexicon:
denial floss
HHH: unit of measure
Ho-Hoos: the hoo-hoo’s of self-employed women with very low overhead.
Frozen Ho-hos: can’t even imagine what one would do w… {blush} nevermind.
Fruitbathead: all purpose cuss-word to be used on complete idiots (and any of my horses when they misbehave).
What have I missed?
Oh and I LOFF the gnomes for the dressage ring. I had been threatening to use plastic flamingoes painted in neon colors, but I have now seen the light. Gnomes and fruitbats are the way to go!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dalliance:
I’ve gotta say, this is the absolute funniest thing I’ve read for a looong time! Keep it coming. I think I’ve laughed my hoo hoo inside out!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wow, a prolapsed hoo-hoo. Might want to see someone about that.
Technically, “wedding tackle” is not a COTH-ism exclusive. It’s an old British euphemism for male genitalia. (Mike Myers used it in the first Austin Powers movie.) Still a great term though.
This is GREAT! Thanks Corrine…LMAO!!!
