Your COTH BB Language Guide

[AllWeatherGal]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dancing lawn:
gnomes … will be holding the chains to my New DRESSAGE RING!!! (If I ever actually build it, I’ll post pics!) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are serious?

Are you serious?

You will have gnomes holding the chains to your dressage court?

OMGiH … I’m really struggling with this one. I think it might be worth a couple of hours in Photoshop to create a virtual gnomed arena.

Tomorrow is Friday … could it possibly get more hilliaritous around here?

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

Coreen, because I don’t see you much over there on the SHB forum, I can excuse the fact that you omitted another one of my words. I will add it to your list…

fing
nump
beaver drilling
baby quiche
toled
baby carrots
Inverness Problem
attackative
aghasted
le tit be
this it be wrong
Aunt Esther’s purse
where’s the fruitbat?
the porch
trout
dranken
stinking flounder
loff
OMGiH
HooHoo

[Merry]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedMare01:

Are ho hoos different from regular hoo hoos?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I believe “Ho Hoos” can only be found between the pier and 48th Street.

[J4J]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Party Rose:
How about a “Freekwently Mysspeld Wourd Gyde” too? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> it’ll even be funny to hear people adding a “correctly” spelled word which isn’t, ex. “defenetly” is correctly spelled “definetly”

[Lord_Helpus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
Because if you “toled” to the “stinking flounder jump,” in means you were fornicating to a sometimes-deadly horse disease fence. And if you are grabbing hoohoos, mama’s gonna drop dead from fright! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[jester1113]

Pic(s) of the fruitbats
http://chronicleforums.com/groupee/forums?a=tpc&s=6656094911&f=5566064631&m=125600461&r=625604461#625604461

Also, check out Kel’s sig, right under MB’s post

[jester1113]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by J4J:
and if you’re gonna add a word, give the definition and use it in a sentence please!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ooooooh SURE. Leave it to me to come up with some fresh take on all this. Pfffft!

Um.

Er.

I got nada. I have a belly full of cheese.

OOOH WAIT!

I’m too aghasted by Coreene’s total lack of sensitivity towards Helga and Inga’s adopted love child, that I can no longer continue to post.

OK, ok. Really, I’m just going to bed. Belly full of cheese, 'member?

[Le_Duc]

Ahhh … those were the days, of innocence and play, good and happy times. How I miss them, and dear Herr Papa Willem.

I am learning many new things now, … Dr. Tim is teaching me to go into circles and he makes me wear a very special THINGIE on my back. I think it’s to hold my insides up because it is a LOT of work.

I miss my foalhood and all my BB friends–and I remember my my birthday will be soon and I will be a young Stallion … and one day I will go for HOOCHIEBUCKETTRAINING! Whatever that is…but my Mom keeps threatening to ‘cutthemoff’ Mama Coreenie … what does that mean? Will you ask Herr Papa Daddy the next time you have a vision?

I loff you Mama Coreenie, and Oncle Woody and Aunti Portia. I miss you lots.

<----that is me making a sad face because I miss you.

[Vandy]

It’s cold here too. We have gotten about half a Heidi-hoohoo of snow.

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
P.S. Bugs. You’re right. You cannot spell. But that’s ok…I still loff you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks, and I loff you too! I speak much better than I spell. Thank the Lord I don’t have to spell when I speak. I thought of you this morning when I was on m-w.com looking up a word. The thing practically came out of the computer and smacked me when I tried to look up a spelling of a word. And, go figure, I have no problem with words like Diethylstilbesterol, Phenylbutazone, and Phenylpropanolamine.

[Bugs-n-Frodo]

There Omom, I changed my siggy for you.

ps. I have another dark secret as well… I don’t know my left from my right unless I am given enough time to think about it. (You know the tricks, which hand is my wedding ring on or making an “L” with my index finger and thumb on my left hand, etc.)

[Party_Rose]

Ya know…The more and more I read, the more I feel that for many of you, your true lifes calling is in television writing.

You all crack me up with your quick whit and humor.

Please make the move so I can get off these boards and back to watching some decent TV.

I betcha you could afford a “Strapless” after a few years of writing for the right show.

[A_Roose]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Vandy:
As I recall, there’s both “attackive” and “attackative”. I think attackative is used when someone is very, very attackive. My personal favorite.

The best thing about attackive, is the BB’er who originally coined the word still uses it on a regular basis, I believe, in all sincerity without tongue in cheek. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, Vandy. A person after my own heart. You are correct. But then, this poster is also known for a fondness of embellishment.

[Dalliance]

So now when some axehole pulls out in front of me when I’m driving, I can call him a fruitbathead. Right? And the hoo hoo thing gives a whole new meaning to Bush Hog (we do have one on the tractor)

[Merry]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
A sentence:

“If Frosty rubs her Hoohoo against that waterbucket one more time, I think I’m gonna heave.”

Obviously, it would be a much different sentence if we replaced “Frosty” with … say, well… do I really need to go on?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ah, come on, we all know you wanted to stick <span class=“ev_code_RED”>Heidi’s name</span> in that sentence in place of “Frosty.”

[Vandy]

Now that you are here, Heidi, I wish to offer my apologies. I have only contributed a few poems to the COTH BB, but somehow you seem to be the subject of them all. Look on the bright side - as DL/LE/HT so eloquently stated, people only tease folks they are jealous of and admire. And if that doesn’t work for you, remember that Jesus said, “I’m rubber, your glue”.

[J4J]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
ps. I have another dark secret as well… I don’t know my left from my right unless I am given enough time to think about it. (You know the tricks, which hand is my wedding ring on or making an “L” with my index finger and thumb on my left hand, etc.) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>i am left/right dyslexic too! it is a real condition, honestly, and genetic. all the women on my dad’s side have it. do you have trouble finding which side is east and west, too? that one is especially hard for me!

[wtywmn4]

<span class=“ev_code_RED”>OMG!!!</span> I haven’t laughed so hard since question for Merry… Keys on this numping computor are now all stuck together, being aghasted. Picturing Santa numping into the fing year…

[Lord_Helpus]

<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DMK:

In the ahem 2.6 heidihoohoo division… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, that is a very impressive division. Since one Heidihoohoo = 2’, the 2.6 heidihoohoo division is for horses who can jump 5.2 feet.

We’re talkin’ Grand Prix, here. YOU GO, HEIDI!

[Coreene]

OMGiH! I jes’ remembered another one:

WHEW HEW!!!

That’s what you say when you’re going to ride in a Richard Spooner clinic, dontcha know. Let’s just hope the other pipples (thank you, AllWeatherGal, you gave us one just today! xoxoxoxox) are assigned to another group.

And then, of course, for those pregnant amongst us, including the mares: expectationing.