Ahhh … man… I can go even farther back… for the origin of COTH phrases…
Allie (ally?) for the short used term “pull an Ally Carnegie” which led to the “don’t feed the trolls” policy initially, I believe.
Pink Pills/Pink Pony (not the current COTH member pink pony 
) ie: “who got the pink pills I think I need a few” “I"m all out of pink pills”
The original Ghosts in the Barn thread ie: “maybe it’s ghosts” wink wink nudge nudge for any unexplained training problem for like a whole year 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally Posted by Bugs-n-Frodo:
Numping and Finging HOHOOS all over the place, freezing them to water buckets and basically wrecking havok. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Are ho hoos different from regular hoo hoos?
Caitlin
Verse 3:
And when it’s night
'neath chili pepper light
We’ll nump and fing
And do our thing
Hi Ho, until we get it right…
OK guys, chime in here!
fix my list, i’m sure it needs it. and i’ve added some comments/questions next to the definitions
and can ANYONE (mistyblue?) find the picture of helga and inga? i looked at it today already but can’t seem to find where i got the link- i even saw the one of the stuffed fruitbat with giant cheeks 
OM! Pox on you! Heidi is my twin sister!
I will jingle for your hoo hoo, Dorina. It’s always shocking when good hoo hoos go bad. 
Vandy, thank you for noticing that, like Audrey Hepburn, Ines de la Fressange and Lil Kim, I am a mews to les artistes. I played poker last week with Jesus, BTW, and he seemed to prefer, at least then, to ante up with sticks and stones.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> she is our favorite Korean-Canadian spitfire. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Portia, I had to retire from my part time fire spitting job and now just spit adjectives, revoling and attacktive as it may seem, does that mean I am no longer your favourite?
Hey Bugs, what about “The Plunger” ? Shouldn’t that be on the list too?
I am simply aghasted that I knew nothing of this forum until last month! 
Back to getting acquainted with the Favorites section… 
Beaver Drilling: oil-related company in Canada who sponsors many Spruce Meadows classes
“Mr. Bean LOVES that Beaver Drilling class!”
so… how about the actual definition in dictionary, and the link provides the Xrated COTH application?
(Applause breaks out) Wonderful job, Coreene. You might have even avoided having this thread rated “R”.
The only one that might still mystify is “Where’s the fruitbat?”. In case someone hasn’t already posted the origin, I believe it came to life after an agitated poster peppered her reply with “WTF”. As this is a very polite group, it was felt that the only possible meaning was “Where’s the fruitbat?”. Now whose was the brilliant mind who came up with that?
By the way, I’m agitating for Le Tit Be to be handled in the opposite way and become LTB.
And a quick review of some of the threads from which these gems derive makes me long for a book of Willem’s wit and wisdom and more of RAyer’s pulp fiction.
Ah-h-h so happy to have been of some help.
Electric toothbrush anyone?
Hoochie Bucket, Spankmonkey, Virginia (courtesy of Willem):
Mein little Ducster, now you be fourteen months old! Und becose your life wot it be being ein daddy horsje, here be der instructiones.
Mein selve I haff all ways finded mares wot they be ein different species. Kind off like Arabians. Mannie time they don’t nott to know iffen they be coming or going. There be this man called Reggie Mate wot he come and talk to them some times und tell them to get mit der program aber usually this it usually don’t nott to work.
Mares wot they haff baby horse eggs in their virginia. The virginia it haff opening under der tail in der middleburg between butt cheeks. Wenn you be going to make baby horse wot it be like this. You look at mare und say “Hallo mein schatzi, do you want ein poke?” Mares wot they loff to haff ein poke.
You should be doing this mit der bodyguard wot also be called handler. Becose other wise mares they come after you und they want to haff relationship und they want to marry you und they want you to buy them mannie things und share your karroten mit you. Und this it be wrong.
Any ways, wenn you ask her if she want ein poke, die mare she right a-way will sticken her tail up und say “JA, JA, JA, JA, JA!!!” Just like wenn Meg Ryan haff beed in der delicatessen on Wenn Harry Meeted Sally. Then it be time to giff her ein poke. You get behind her und jump on her sitzen und putt der spankmonkey in der virgina. Der spankmonkey it all ready know that you be doing this und it be stiffy. Die mare she haff dreams then von shopping und credit cards wot you pay der bill for.
Der spankmoney for like some time in between ten seconds und ein hour (mein wot it be ein hour), it work und then it start to tickle. It feel like toe part von your hoofes they curl und you scream “AY CARAMBA!!!” Your tail it whip up und down.
Then you haff organism, get off die mare, go home und go to sleep. Some times they want to haff cigarette aber der best thing to do is loff them und leave them.
Und then wenn you haff doed this, baby dust it haff comed out off your spankmonkey und it go to der baby horse eggs, und then ein few weeks later die mare she get verrie fat und then one morning she wake up und there be ein baby horse in her howse. This it means she haff folded.
Iffen you don’t want to haff no baby, you haff poke in ein condominium. Und some times der chaperone they let you practice mounting wenn you use AI machine, wot it also be called Hoochie Bucket. Then they sell baby dust for mannie dollares und put der money in die karroten fund.
You all ways haff to say “please” und “danke schon.” Becose it be verrie muy importante to be ein gentleman.
Loff Willem.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I’m actively trying to block the visual of a warm and fuzzy Heidi created by Lord Helpus <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Meow.
Wasn’t it Winged Panda who gave birth to the “Fruitbat” term? Just tryin’ to keep my facts straight in case there’s a test…
Amazing how we haven’t had a new spin yet on “Rode hard and put away wet.”
J4J, I could not possibly do it justice if I tried. You have to read it.
You know how there are words in another language that cannot easily be translated to english? Like L’esprit de l’escalier. Telling you it means the “spirit of the staircase” just doesn’t cut it.
And so, I could not possibly sink to the depths required to explain the pounding that beaver drilling took on that thread… (But if this doesn’t clue you in, I’m not sure what will help! )
Then there’s up and down (as in jump up the wall and down the brushbox). Our ring at home is ammy-friendly and has them helpfully marked (with arrows) on the fence around the ring.
I don’t know. “How’s your hoo hoo?” is quite the conversation starter. 
Heidi, I wish I had time to do it. I am at work and don’t have time time to write a paragraph. This thread is cracking me up… Coreene, you are hilarious!
The spankmonkey/virginia/hoochie bucket/karroten fund came from the time Willem explained the facts of life to Le Duc. It is in Favorites.
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