<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Thank goodness I am a grad-u-ate of Smith College for refined young ladies. Otherwise I might be tempted to make a rude comment that anyone who is a ‘mews’ [sic] definitely has too much pussy in her. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I, for one, was taught at finishing school never to mew with a hoohoo-ful 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
A brief overview, not all of 'em:
aghasted- “Beezer aghasted me and didn’t even say ‘excuse me’!”
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Man, go away for a few days for some knee surgery and look what happens … you aghasted a dear friend and you didn’t even know it! 
Brava, Brava!!! Today, I’ll just be a member of the audience!! Wonderful entertainment.
Good work! Well done!!!
Carry on. 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
And then, of course, there are different HoHo levels. Skank Ho, Ho Bag … <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ironically, Snow White was a HoHo. Why else would the dwarves have been singing, “Hi ho! Hi ho!..”
Ok, I REALLY wanna know what this peaches reference is. 
Exsqueeze me? Snarky has been round since fore this here BB were in existiant. 
All that, PLUS, an INTERNATIONAL UNIT OF MEASUREMENT! Now, who else can make that claim?? 
How bout just Fruitbat? Or possibly Numping Fruitbat? Jumper division doncha know, and its Numping Fruitbat who jumps into the lead, with 61.070 seconds and a clear round!! Ridden by, (holding breathe) Heidi Ho-Ho 
FRUITBATTING! my personal fav!
Barn Dirt, I’m glad. He was under great self-imposed pressure to post that without using dirty words.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
Yes, and is WRECKING HAVOK have anything to do with WREAKING HAVOC? Or does one WRECK HAVOK with HoHoos (pronounced ho-whos) as opposed to wreaking havoc with hoo-hoos?
Ahhhh. The subtleties of the CoTH BB language… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Not being familiar with the finer points of wrecking and wreaking as they apply to hohoos and hoohoos (respectively), I would postulate that freezing a hoohoo to a water bucket would not only wreak havoc, it would wreck the hoohoo and most possibly, the water bucket.
Denial Floss!! Love it!!
Nah, it is much better for people to learn them as they go along!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
Amazing how we haven’t had a new spin yet on “Rode hard and put away wet.” <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
“Vigorously numped and left damply hoo-hoo’d.”
(Yes, it can be an adverb…)
OMGiH! We’ve become a cult! 
There has to be a joke in there, somewhere!
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wtywmn4:
Picturing Santa numping into the fing year… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don’tcha know, that’s why Rudolf’s nose is red.
Oh BUGS - look at the word that is in bold - and think what might live near that…
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dalliance:
OK. So now instead of LMAO, how about LMHHO? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was spectating at a show a while back and when the order of finish was called out someone in the audience was heard to say, “Where’s The Fruitbat!?!?”. I was going to make some reply but for some reason my eyes were shut with water running out and my abs were contracted into such a knot so that my diaphram would not let my lungs move enough air to make any sound but something that resembled a pulsating squeaky hinge.
Gottaride, Use your imagination…
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