Because she was too tall…High Ho…or on the PINK PILLS
Makes me ponder over The Lone Ranger…
High Ho, Silver…AAAWWWAAAYYY
Is it time to Whoa on the Ho’s Or would that be the hose
And hencely, thusly the reason I lurve LHU the mostest - she who recognates that I am worthful of the GP statute, without ever once having to advertise my hoo hoo services…though I did once win a green rubbon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Since one Heidihoohoo = 2’, the 2.6 heidihoohoo division is for horses who can jump 5.2 feet.
We’re talkin’ Grand Prix, here. yes YOU GO, HEIDI! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
HYN, peaches are sooo two years ago - anyone in the know has graduated to watermelons.
Peaches - ah … kind of Members Only.
K- Since i’m home sick- i’m in no way qualified to do this, but after hours of research, here are my revisions to the list:
Peeps: marshmallow bodied renditions of baby barnyard animals, sugar coated in pale pink, lavender, yellow, green and blue
“My personal favorite method of peepocide is to put them in the microwave for a few seconds - watch those bunnies expand! Whoo! Too much fun”
Plight of the Peeps
Fing: fornicating:
“You can get finged in Amsterdam but it will cost you”
Nump: fornicating with socks on
“I don’t nump with socks on…should I be?” “Yes! or you’re not numping”
Fing and Nump
Toled: Fornicating
“Heidi toled both those guys at the same time, she’s such a tart!”
(need link)
Inverness Problem: chapped female private area
“I need some new riding underpants, because I’ve got a really bad Inverness Problem”
Iverness Problem
HooHoo: Female private part
“All-day numping can give you an Inverness Problem and chap your hoohoo.”
Heidi HooHoo (HHH): unit of measure equivalent to 2’
“Hello, I’d like to buy 12 large sized garden gnomes, Heidi Hoo Hoo in height”
Attackative: in your face
“stop being so attackative”
Aghasted: shocked OR when you are the recipient of an involuntary Silent But Deadly
“Beezer aghasted me and didn’t even say ‘excuse me’!”
(need link)
Le tit: let it be, evolved from a typo
“I wish she’d stop bring up the whole ‘aghasted’ thing, it’s time to just le tit.”
Bugs n Frodo’s typo
Aunt Esther’s Purse: what you get smacked against your head if you’re bad
“That BBer deserves a good smack with Aunt Esther’s purse!”
Where’s The Fruitbat?: derivitive of WTF
“The horse was dead, and now he’s not? Where’s the fruitbat?!”
(link not available)
Fruitbathead:all purpose cuss-word to be used on complete idiots
“Some Fruitbathead cut me off on the freeway!”
Helda Nump and Inga Fing: the two COTH fruitbats
Helda and Inga
The Porch: watching trainwrecks
“Time to sit on the porch and watch this trainwreck unfold.”
Trainwreck: thread turned into a flaming war (often mean remarks aimed at fellow posters)
(need best thread)
Snarky: a blatant often clever attack on a BBer, to demote the BBer’s knowledge and promote your own
<<** need sentence **>>
Troll: someone who posts comments aimed at starting trouble in an attempt to cause a trainwreck
“Don’t feed the trolls or they’ll ruin the thread”
Beaver Drilling: an oil-related company in Canada who sponsors many Spruce Meadows classes
“Mr. Bean LOVES that Beaver Drilling class!”
US BBers learn about Beaver Drilling
Plunger:A device used to threaten a mare, who is VERY LATE FOALING and has been showing signs of impending birth for weeks, that she absolutely must foal NOW
<< ** need sentence ** >>
VERY long SHB thread
Baby Eating:
originated in this thread?
Revoled: grossed out, ‘typo’ of revolted
“I am revoled by green peas”
read with caution
Ardvarkcaca: COTH synonym for bullshit
“That’s ardvarkcaca!”
second post
Horse Flippin’: When a crazy person gallops across a field of scarey jumps, with the reins in one hand (sometimes), and a beer in the other, while trying to flip their horses over the jumps.
“Wanna drink some coronas and go horse-flippin’ this weekend?”
How to correctly horse-flip
Denial Floss: used to fix a wide array of problems
“Perhaps some denial floss will help that gin-gin-itis?”
Trout: head-whacking device
“She needs a good whack with a dead fish! Bring me a trout!”
Dranken: drink- originated from a poster’s poor grammar
“At World Cup in April, I am sure I will be driven to dranken. Why, I could use a dranken right now.”
Stinking Flounder: sinking founder
“Sadly, it turned into stinking flounder and we had to put him down.”
Jingles: jingling curb chains for good luck
“Jingles from cali that your horsey recovers quickly!”
quick reference
originated in the infamous “Question for Merry” thread
Willem: a German horse with helpful advice and insights for us humans and horses alike
"RIP Willem 1982-2003 
"
a “Dear Willem” thread
Hallo von der Rainbow Bridge!
Loff: Willem’s pronounciation of Love:
“mein modder, coreene, i loff her!”
This it be wrong: something that’s wrong
“Horse slaughter, this it be wrong.”
from the wisdom of Willem (we loff him)
Spankmonkey/Virginia/Hoochie bucket/Karroten Fund: read Willem Explains the Facts of Life
OMGiH: Oh My God! in german
“Oh mein Gott in Himmel!”
for list of COTH sayings, please review this tee-shirt thread
Here are some:
revoled (BigMick was right!) You know, I think aardvarkcaca is in there too.
aghasted - well, I’m not gonna go there…
Spend some time in archives/favorites! Good stuff in there!
Loff, OMGiH, stinking flouder and this it be wrong will all be explained in favorites too. I’m gonna make you read all of Willem’s posts yourself!
OK, I admit it. I’m a member of The Full Seat Deerskin Covered Hoo Hoo Clique. Now how about a secret Fruitbat handshake (or gesture)? Maybe the COTHers could have a special hat with a fruitbat on it that has a tail. We could flip it over our heads and wave it to each other a-la-Ralph Cramden and Ed Norton 
OMG… I am just peeing myself reading this thread.
A brief overview, not all of 'em:
nump - “Does he nump with his socks on?”
toled - “Heidi toled both those guys at the same time, she’s such a tart!”
Inverness Problem - “I need some new riding underpants, because I’ve got a really bad Inverness Problem”
attackative - “stop being so attackative”
aghasted - “Beezer aghasted me and didn’t even say ‘excuse me’!”
le tit be - “I wish she’d stop bring up the whole ‘aghasted’ thing, it’s time to just le tit be.”
this it be wrong - “Horse slaughter, this it be wrong.”
Aunt Esther’s purse - “That BBer deserves a good smack with Aunt Esther’s purse!”
where’s the fruitbat? - “The horse was dead, and now he’s not? Where’s the fruitbat?!”
the porch - “Time to sit on the porch and watch this trainwreck unfold.”
trout - “She needs a good whack with a dead fish! Bring me a trout!”
dranken - “At World Cup in April, I am sure I will be driven to dranken. Why, I could use a dranken right now.”
stinking flounder - “Sadly, it turned into stinking flounder and we had to put him down.”
loff - “I loff you, you loff me, we’re a happy family.”
OMGiH - “Oh mein Gott in Himmel!”
HooHoo - “All-day numping can give you an Inverness Problem and chap your hoohoo.”
hoochie bucket - “Sometimes, instead of putting the spankmonkey in the virginia, they use a hoochie bucket instead to collect the baby dust. The money is used for the Karroten Fund.”
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Merry:
I can hear us all now at the World Cup in Las Vegas. From across the mezzanine, or in the reserved seats, someone will spot another COTHer, stand up, wave wildly and shout out,
<span class=“ev_code_PURPLE”>“So how’s the hoo hoo to ya’?”</span>
Or, better yet, “Whazzup with yer hoo hoo?” 
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dude, someone is gonna double dog dare one of us now …
for those interesting in breeding, let’s not forget hoochie bucket 
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Oldenburg Mom:
Um, I think there is a slight correction that’s needed regarding the term “HooHoo”
I believe that refers to MARE naughty-bits, and opposed to HUMAN naughty-bits.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
NO! OFFSIDES!!! Hoohoo has always been for girlie naughty bits, regardless of whether they are attached to the two- or four-legged persuasion.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
… and wish a plaque of locusts to descend …
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Perhaps some denial floss would help that plaque …? ( I just kill myself )
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lord Helpus:
Thank goodness I am a grad-u-ate of Smith College for refined young ladies. Otherwise I might be tempted to make a rude comment that anyone who is a ‘mews’ [sic] definitely has too much pussy in her. 
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
…
…hoohoo? 
(Sorry, I couldn’t help it… 
)
Can someone dig up the tee-shirt thread from about a year ago? Might explain a lot.
Let me preface this by saying, sincerely, very sincerely, I am most fond of our Heidi.
Having said that, are you aware of the fact she is barely 4’ tall" That would put the water bucket at or around 2 feet above the ground. Just not working.
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by frugalannie:
(Applause breaks out) Wonderful job, Coreene. You might have even avoided having this thread rated “R”.
The only one that might still mystify is “Where’s the fruitbat?”. In case someone hasn’t already posted the origin, I believe it came to life after an agitated poster peppered her reply with “WTF”. As this is a very polite group, it was felt that the only possible meaning was “Where’s the fruitbat?”. Now whose was the brilliant mind who came up with that?
By the way, I’m agitating for Le Tit Be to be handled in the opposite way and become LTB.
And a quick review of some of the threads from which these gems derive makes me long for a book of Willem’s wit and wisdom and more of RAyer’s pulp fiction. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I believe MistyBlue gets credit for the Fruitbats.
Duss zis kitty wanna trout???
<BLOCKQUOTE class=“ip-ubbcode-quote”><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by J4J:
Beaver Drilling: oil-related company in Canada who sponsors many Spruce Meadows classes
“Mr. Bean LOVES that Beaver Drilling class!”
so… how about the actual definition in dictionary, and the link provides the Xrated COTH application? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>thats why i added the ending comment- i’m not sure how A N Y O N E can miss why beaver drilling (in so many ways, especially with an oil-related company ) ended up in our dictionary!
because its so hard to do it justice in one sentence, i thought putting the actual definition would intrigue someone to read the thread, knowing there HAS to be some other dirty sophmoric affiliation 
what do you think?
Uh Oh…I feel a song coming on !
Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
We’re dressage gnomes, you know
We are all HeidiHooHoo height
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
HooHoo, HoHoo,
We’ll hold the chain for you.
With pink flamingos all day long,
Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
