Barisone Verdict Is In: Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity

[eggbutt]

I’ll trade my Bowie knife for your sundry tools!

[Ambitious_Kate]

@Omgitsme

and of course RG obliged knowing how expensive phones can be.

Oh, yeah, he’s thoughtful like that, that RG.

[eggbutt]

@ekat

@Omgitsme

Well after he shot LK he asked RG to hold off on tackling him so he could put the phone down, and of course RG obliged knowing how expensive phones can be.

He probably set it down after googling how to clear a jam in a Ruger so he could get on with is plot. RG was certainly gracious in waiting for that.

RG finished the laundry while waiting

[Omgitsme]

That’s what heroes do.

[Maria]

no no no, he was googling choke holds. upstanding marine that he was

[Warmblood1]

Clearly a weapon of mass destruction.

ETA: I googled “menacing shovel” to find this

[DownYonder]

@DownYonder

Some folks drive around with firearms in their vehicles. There may even be hundreds of thousands of such folks, maybe even millions. I guess they are all either murderers, or are plotting murders.

I forgot to add that I have been driving around for two days with a chainsaw in my vehicle. Does that make me a potential murderer?

[3PonyFarm]

Where I used to work it was not allowed to have your concealed carry weapon in the building with you so people would leave them in their car. Someone must have known this and broke into a bunch of cars (not mine because who wants smelly horse equipment/barn boots kept in a hot car all day) and stole about 20 handguns. This wasn’t even a large company, maybe 75 people tops.

[Maria]

SCORE! you win

[Ambitious_Kate]

@DownYonder

I forgot to add that I have been driving around for two days with a chainsaw in my vehicle. Does that make me a potential murderer?

Oh, you’re good, you can come too!

[Brown_Derby]

I have a bad boy knife, ropes, fire extinguisher and a stuffed possum in my truck.

[eggbutt]

I’m still wondering about us being an “illegal mob”. what is the sentence if we a convicted? Anyone know if this is a state or federal crime? No doubt it will be a serious blemish on criminal records!

[ekat]

I have a shop vac in the back of my SUV. It’s probably not deadly but I could certainly help you guys with some tampering with evidence.

[Ambitious_Kate]

@ekat

I have a shop vac in the back of my SUV. It’s probably not deadly but I could certainly help you guys with some tampering with evidence.

We’ll call youz for cleanup when we’re done.

[3PonyFarm]

Want to trade the possum for a Winnie the pooh doll?

[eggbutt]

Was the possum road kill?

[Rhythm_Pace_Impulsion]

Crops, spurs, lead shanks, horse shoes, 2 helmets, cashmere sweaters, couple of jackets, a vintage millers waxed rain jacket, garbage bags, ziploc bag of kitty liter, 2 canes for future use, wine bottle opener in center console, and a tool kit, hammer wrenches etc. and that’s just off the top of my head

[MHM]

Oof. That was not a good day at the office.

[Brown_Derby]

Nope. He rides on the dash. He’s actually a hand puppet. Better than a plastic Jesus.

[Ambitious_Kate]

@Rhythm_Pace_Impulsion

Crops, spurs, lead shanks, horse shoes, 2 helmets, cashmere sweaters, couple of jackets, a vintage millers waxed rain jacket, garbage bags, ziploc bag of kitty liter, 2 canes for future use, wine bottle opener in center console, and a tool kit, hammer wrenches etc. and that’s just off the top of my head

What I like about you is the wine bottle opener in the center console.