Barisone Verdict Is In: Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity

[Knights_Mom]

@eggbutt

Blanche?

But You Are, Blanche, You are in that chair!

[Brown_Derby]

Another vacuumer!

[ekat]

@eggbutt

I’m still wondering about us being an “illegal mob”. what is the sentence if we a convicted? Anyone know if this is a state or federal crime? No doubt it will be a serious blemish on criminal records!

So many questions! Would it be federal since we are so spread out? Any international members here? When exactly does a mob become illegal? When did random posters on a forum cross that line?

[Rhythm_Pace_Impulsion]

: ) mainly used for opening Mexican cokes, the good glass bottle stuff made with cane sugar
Also emergency glass breaker
That’s the story I’m sticking with

[Sdel]

I have a few T-posts. Are those good enough to join the club?

[Rhythm_Pace_Impulsion]

Could it fall under a federal Rico statute ?

[Maria]

Heading to buy some wine

[ekat]

@Rhythm_Pace_Impulsion

Could it fall under a federal Rico statute ?

Yet another good question!?!

[anon67413619]

Inspired by your shovel and for fun, I’m googling “indestructible survival” to see what comes up. My favorite is the mystery survival box.

Mystery Survival Box Stealth Angel Survival

[roseymare]

I have multiple pairs of danskos and gloves. And boxes and a ceiling fan

[Warmblood1]

@Maria

Heading to buy some wine

Can you pick up some bleach water while you’re there?

[FitzE]

@CurrentlyHorseless

I don’t lie.

For you, the good ship I Don’t Lie sailed well up thread.

Otherwise, carry on.

[Maria]

On the list

[Warmblood1]

[Angela_Freda]

[DownYonder]

@3PonyFarm

Where I used to work it was not allowed to have your concealed carry weapon in the building with you so people would leave them in their car. Someone must have known this and broke into a bunch of cars (not mine because who wants smelly horse equipment/barn boots kept in a hot car all day) and stole about 20 handguns. This wasn’t even a large company, maybe 75 people tops.

Yes, s*** like that does happen.

Interesting story - a few years ago, a friend who has a carry permit and is a certified firearms instructor, left his firearm in his vehicle at work in accordance with company rules. One day, a disgruntled employee who had just been let go the previous week, showed up armed and forced his way into the building and past security. My friend ended up huddled in a conference room with his boss and about a dozen other employees (mostly women who were scared out of their minds). The boss - who had been the guy who insisted on the “No Firearms” rule - turned to my friend and said, “I hope you have your gun with you.” He was crushed when my friend said, “Nope, sorry. I am obeying your mandate for no firearms in the building.” Some of the women in the room just lost it - crying and sobbing hysterically. Luckily, the police arrived and managed to talk the former employee into surrendering before he shot anyone. The firearms restriction was softened the very next week.

[Angela_Freda]

I thought you were going to say the disgruntled employee got the gun from conceal carry employees car.

[MorganSercu]

You need rope (a lead rope will do) and a tarp (an emergency blanket in a pinch - the ones that are shiny on one side and a bright reflective color on the other) to qualify.

Hmm. Tire irons are also suspicious. Ditto for bags of lime. You use lime in your garden or stalls? Sure, sure - that’s what they all say.

Pens and pencils are suspicious too. You can stab someone through the eye, temple, neck or kidneys with one of those

A cane? Well, that is only used to bludgeon others.

Transporting oven cleaner home? Nope, that is sinister too. That stuff is dangerous! You must be STOPPED!

/s

[CurrentlyHorseless]

@CanteringCarrot

@eggbutt

@CanteringCarrot

Still wondering why someone would drink bleach, tbh. Maybe I’m naive.

Um, did you actually read the article I posted fact checking the “bleach episode” and how it occurred? Of course you didn’t! That would change your narrative!! FACTS MATTER

If you have a problem with me, put me on ignore already. I have no idea why you’ve been coming at me lately. I did not see the article you posted, it probably got lost in the 100’s of posts around here. Sorry.

And what is “my narrative” please, explain it to me.

I literally just don’t know why someone would drink bleach. Period. I’m ignorant. I’m not saying someone did or didn’t, I’m literally saying why would someone (or anyone) do that.

Edit: this is especially weird because I actually agree with you quite a bit.

I think Eggbutt saw the “C” and thought she was yelling at me. So “your narrative” probably refers to my “narrative”.

In this highly partisan “discussion”, I think you’re one of the few who is genuinely non partisan.

I apologize on behalf of a Eggbutt; I’m pretty sure her wrath was intended for me.

[DownYonder]

@Ambitious_Kate

@ekat

I have a shop vac in the back of my SUV. It’s probably not deadly but I could certainly help you guys with some tampering with evidence.

We’ll call youz for cleanup when we’re done.

Hmm, I have heard of “cleaners” that the mafia and other nefarious folks use for making murder victims and crime scenes “go away.”

Now I wonder if they use shop vacs.