I’m having trouble finding truly waterproof things. About 25 years ago I bought an LLBean goretex trail hiking jacket that was sturdy and completely waterproof for almost 8 years. I wore the crap out of that jacket. Then it started to leak a bit around the seams and take longer to dry out. LLBean offered to replace it—I happened to be at their Maine store—but I kept it because of the sentimental value of all the places I had been with it. It slowly went downhill from there. My mom washed it about 5 years ago in something REI sold to replenish waterproofing (against my advice, but she was trying to be helpful) and it went completely not waterproof. Now I just wear it as a crappy barn jacket or doing heavy duty yard work because it’s roomy and doesn’t snag or tear.
Since then, nothing i bought has been actually waterproof. After spending 100 bucks or so on brands like Columbia, i splurged on a tough waterproof jacket from fjallraven—half off the regular price of almost $500—because I figured Swedish people know how to do it. It wasn’t close to being waterproof. Then I bought another goretex LLBean, which is pretty good, but it’s not as great as my old one. It doesn’t dry out fast and despite my babying it (not getting it muddy or horse-sweaty) there are small leaky parts developing.
I can’t wear oil slicker-type coats because they are far too heavy and hurt my neck, shoulders, and back. Cheap plasticy coats are uncomfortable and hot. I’m out in rain showers sometimes for hours, walking with dogs or taking care of horses and need something to keep me dry for longer than 5 minutes.