Tree! Now there’s an argumentative name from the past! :lol:
Right up there with BornToRide.
Hoof threads aren’t as fun (or long) without those two.
[QUOTE=Tamara in TN;5867088]
A farrier I know stood in his bathroom shirtless with his jeans unbuttoned and took a pic of himself and used the big hairy belly hot redneck mess as his FB PROFILE pic…:eek: Tamara[/QUOTE]
This is why I love COTH! This is absolutely hysterical!!!
[QUOTE=ToiRider;5867606]
This is why I love COTH! This is absolutely hysterical!!![/QUOTE]
well now it might be…at the time, I fumbled for the eye bleach all the way to the bathroom…Sister Mary Francis!! I could have gone my whole life w/o seeing that.
and then people want to call and ask me about him as a farrier…well I don’t know about that but he’d make one hell of a VWF (sexiest men) calendar somewhere.:dead:
Tamara
[QUOTE=MMorgan;5866991]
If CellosPride were still on the board, there’d be hell to pay on that thread as I’m sure she’d see grounds for a new lawsuit for ADA violations.[/QUOTE]
I tried to stop myself. but . . . but . . . there is so much out there.
MMorgan, I think you would be correct.
this takes some work, but scroll down to 5:28:2008 3:49 p.m., about 3/4 of the way down - look for MKDP (CP) and Rochesterian (Mr. CP)
It’s just . . . the equine disability horse got whacked? . . . being stalked by co-conspirators? . . . victim of a hit and run? . . . a dislocated uterus?
http://volokh.com/posts/1211844669.shtml
(I don’t know how to hyperlink, I guess - google volokh conspiracy memorial day if you have the time, which I really don’t, yet . . . can’t . . . stop . . . myself.)
[QUOTE=Tamara in TN;5867611]
well now it might be…at the time, I fumbled for the eye bleach all the way to the bathroom…Sister Mary Francis!! I could have gone my whole life w/o seeing that.
and then people want to call and ask me about him as a farrier…well I don’t know about that but he’d make one hell of a VWF (sexiest men) calendar somewhere.:dead:
Tamara[/QUOTE]
ROTFL.
Yeah. That begs the question… how come the guys that look like, oh say, brad pitt… don’t go around topless, but the guys that look like they are still wearing a sweater will? lol
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ROTFL.
Yeah. That begs the question… how come the guys that look like, oh say, brad pitt… don’t go around topless, but the guys that look like they are still wearing a sweater will? lol[/QUOTE]
it was crazy and the whole bathroom thing creeped me out even more…don’t get me wrong Burt Reynolds on the bearskin was not bad at all…but the taxidermy project in the bathroom was ick-ky.
ETA link as most readers are prob not old enough to even remember what I am talking about
Tamara
I a soooooo glad I had put my beer down…
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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it was crazy and the whole bathroom thing creeped me out even more…don’t get me wrong Burt Reynolds on the bearskin was not bad at all…but the taxidermy project in the bathroom was ick-ky.
ETA link as most readers are prob not old enough to even remember what I am talking about
Tamara[/QUOTE]
My 25 yo sister has the biggest crush on Burt Reynolds lol .
I am on p. 9. Re Erin and the mods… If Erin had moderated the board, she would not have had the problems she ran into. But she actively participated and was very vocal about her opinions. That is not a moderator’s role.
I don’t miss her or Thomas one bit.
Maybe.
But as I recall she was one of the driving forces behind the creation of it.
SamPetunia - that is just unbelievable, surreal, and disturbing.
[QUOTE=Tamara in TN;5867622]
Burt Reynolds on the bearskin [/QUOTE]
OH. MY. GAWD! :eek:
:lol: I do like me some Burt Reynolds, but I’m not sure what I think about that. I went on a date last week, out to dinner and then picked out a netflix… guess what I picked? Smokey and the Bandit.
Most of my favorite trainwreck or epic threads have been mentioned but I don’t think these two have – I haven’t yet tried to search for them, because (to be honest) it seems some folks on this thread are search wizards and I most definitely am not.
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The OP knew that her Mexican stable guy was taking a crap in the manure pile (or crapping somewhere and putting it in the manure pile) because she could recognize the smell of human excrement on her dog’s breath.
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LisaX4156 and the pants photoshopped onto her kids who were, apparently, out with the horses without benefit of pants. That thread was the origin of “Where’s the Fruitbat?”
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I am on p. 9. Re Erin and the mods… If Erin had moderated the board, she would not have had the problems she ran into. But she actively participated and was very vocal about her opinions. That is not a moderator’s role.
I don’t miss her or Thomas one bit.[/QUOTE]
Thomas no longer posts here either? Is this Thomas1-the guy who manages the yard in Scotland (or something like that), or a different Thomas?
Yes, THAT Thomas.
This tale of horrific chicken abuse is one of my favorites: http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?t=285753
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This tale of horrific chicken abuse is one of my favorites: http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?t=285753[/QUOTE]
omg i never saw that one… FREAKIN hilarious!!!
http://www.chronofhorse.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287299
Have to post the 2nd thread off it though lol
I think I was the first one to mention it- sorry! :lol:
That was one of my all-time favorites, especially the part where the OP sprayed the bratty kid with the hose. I’d love to do that to the occasional bratty kid! :lol:
SamPetunia…that is indeed horrifying. She’s gotta be paranoid schizophrenic. :eek:
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Mary Katherine Day-Petrano (mail):
Russ
WROTE:
“I tell you what - watch a soldier die. Hold his hand as the light leaves his eyes. Hug his mother. Speak to his widow. Then maybe, just maybe, you’ll know the sacrifice he has laid down for you. At that point, you’ll know gratitude.” —>
[B]To THAT I answer: I’ll tell you what – watch an equine disability service horse die. Stroke his neck as the light leaves his eyes, like Barbaro. Hug his disabled autistic companion, for whom he devoted many many years serving her disability so that she might live. A service animal slowly losing his life to a founder “sinker” at the hands of “AnnTM,” HLS HLR editor who got carried away in her zeal to breathe life and $$$ back in her failed snobby PGA Tours law review article after both the Supreme Court and autistic disagreed with her point of view, as was the Iraq War – the scams that are the wealthy tax cut set fervor we have come to know as McLellan now tells it how is: Bush’s Counterterrorism War on innocent American citizens known as “9-11.” Moore couldn’t have done it better.
[/B]Russ
WROTE:
“This thread was meant to be a tribute to such individuals. For you to turn it into what you have is disgraceful, and you should be ashamed” ---->
[B]You should be ASHAMED that innocent American lives are being lost in a luxury wealthy preppie hallucination we call the War in Iraq dreamed up as yet another way to do a wealth transfer from poor to right folks. I would take you on further on this point; however, at the time my equine disability service horse got whacked by the HLS Counterterrorism nut case’s aflatoxin idea of stalking him with her co-conspirators across State lines into Florida, the vehicle in which I was riding as a passenger was struck at about 50 mph by another Pennsylvania-ite couple whose brakes failed as they attempted a hit and run, causing my seat restraint to break, disclocating my uterus, which has been bleeding since January 08, and unfortunately, I am not up to the task at the moment because of this, to respond to your misplaced values any futher.
But please know this: I can’t WAIT for Obama to come in and clean up the hate crimes perped on my autism, womanhood, and equine disability service horse who I also tell him “I live you” and give ((((HUGS)))) every day. From his perspective, like the vet who I’m sure would rather have a home and a blanket after the war, my service horse just wants to be able to do the one thing he loves most – run again like the wind.[/B]
Mary Katherine Day-Petrano (mail):
Russ
WROTE:
“To equate the death of a soldier with that of a horse shows you are not a serious person.” ---->
[B]To a person with autism, my equine disability service horse IS a person and IS a human TO ME. Just as much as a soldier is to you. To trivialize the autism-service horse relationship as ‘not serious’ is to trivilize autism and the value of service animals to the disabled.
My service horse WAS attacked with intent to kill by a person (and her co-conspirators) identifying herself as the writer of a HLS HLR article on PGA Tours before the Supreme Court’s decision came down; the same person my husband and I ID’d as boarding our vessel in Florida appx. 3 am during the pendency of my ADA civil rights suit, which suit subsequently came on appeal before that person’s 11th Circuit employer-Judge; the same person I was informed by two BOs was involved with the aflatoxin poisoning of my service horse that occurred at the same time as breaking and entering into my vehicle, identity theft of my Florida driver’s license, planting of a Counterfeit Learner’s permit, entry into the tackroom at the barn to cut my girth in five places so it would break while I was riding, and my being shot at with a silenced, high-powered rifle missing me but taking out a light as I walked my horse.
Maybe you don’t think these attacks are on a par with the importance of the Iraq War and the so-called reason soldiers are fighting and giving up their lives, but we are fighting this War to attack Counterterrorists, and thus, because the HLS HLR attacker was also in the DOJ Counterterrorism program with HLS at the time a person with autism was targeted for doing what Congress authorized – bringing a civil rights lawsuit – these attacks on an innocent American and her equine disability service horse are directly related to what you soldiers are told you are fighting for.
Is THIS what you are fighting for? To fight innocent American citizens, disabled ones at that, and to support a nut case HLS HLR editor who went amok and did what is not even authorized under the USA Patriot Act – that is, attack a service animal prescribed as the disabled person’s medicine? There is no legimate law enforcement interest in such an attack.
In closing, may your dear friends R.I.P. and may you come home safely. God Bless.[/B]
Mary Katherine Day-Petrano (mail):
MKDP’s equine disability service horse, Gulliver, prescribed as follows:
"RX …
IT IS OUR MEDICAL OPINION THAT MARY PETRANOMUST CONTINUE DOING HER THERAPEUTIC HORSEBACK RIDING THAT SHE HAS BEEN DOING SINCE AGE 10. IT HAS BENEFITTED HER WITH IMPROVEMENT IN NEUROMUSCULAR AND MUSCULOSKETAL FUNCTION, FINE MOTOR SKILLS AND BALANCE, SNEOSRY PROCESSING, COMMUNICATION ABILITIES AND SOCIAL SKILLS. …
s/ ASHRAF HANNA, M.D.
PEACE.
5.28.2008 7:12pm
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Mary Katherine Day-Petrano (mail):
corr:
“SNEOSRY” = SENSORY
I apologize for my vision impairments causing the spelling errors. Gulliver was also my seeing eye horse for visual-spatial therapy; since I have not been able to ride him due to his founder “sinking,” my print disability has deteriorated.
TBH, I think this thread about best threads has become, well, one of the best threads. :lol:
