Dear Spoiled Rotten in Chagrin Falls!
Pocket Trainer thinks you might just be the perfect client for the Pocket Trainer Experience! In fact, if you are enjoying a 1994 Sokol Blosser Pinot Noir while you supervise the painters, we here at Pocket Trainer are delighted to inform you that you match our Ideal Client Standards perfectly!
And Pocket Trainer understands that you get what you pay for and you are the kind of person that wants to get plenty! While our Pocket Junior and Pocket Groom models appear to be comfortably priced, it is important to remember than you cannot purchase them with purchasing Pocket Trainer. We like to think of Pocket Groom and Pocket Junior as the little “extras” that make the whole experience special. But sometimes these “non-horse” type attorneys get a little confused by the things we consider routine in this business. So we recommend our latest product addition: Pocket Attorney ($2395 installation plus $395 monthly retainer).
Just a word of caution first. Pocket Attorney cannot be used for any actions, civil or criminal, outside the Pocket Trainer Experience! But your Pocket Attorney can represent your interests when buying and selling horses, considering Pocket upgrades and representing you, when your 10 year old child runs over the show manager in your golf cart. And best of all, Pocket Attorney is not plagued by any legal doubts when it comes to Double Dipping! There will be no limitation on the horses you can buy! No more worrying that your attorney will step in and screw the deal for last year’s HOTY over a silly thing like quadruple commi$$ion$! And won’t it be a relief to know that Little Susie can drive herself to the foodstand?
Yours in a Pocket!
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