lol, Kate66 - I concede 
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Throw in your lawyers, Wolfram & Hart and the strange incident that rendered their offices … unavailable.[/QUOTE]
Oh hell, if you are going to ad them, just add zombies too. Things are always better with zombies!
While I am yet to post to this thread I have had to come to terms to my addiction to it as I lay in bed typing this from my BlackBerry after my husband asked me to go to bed with him. So here I lay at Midnight hiding my phone under the blankets lest I have to go to sleep without ready the entire thing!
Wait! I missed the part about asking aobut a fruitbat? Where was that??
that was is miss Rosaline’s reply letter saying OP was Ruining her life!! LMAO!!!
LOL, zombies or vampires.
How about Nazi zombie vampires?
I believe the movie Dead Snow is about Nazi zombies, but zombie vampires would be even cooler. :lol:
Am dyin’ here!
This is the best comedy I’ve seen in forever! For HOURS over a few days I’ve been reading this crazy thread, makes me chuckle all day while I run errands and play with my horses!
But, but, but - what happened to Bodacious Ta Ta? When did you switch to Bodacious Dingleberry? And get the sex change? And get your law degree? Oh, that’s right - all the former was last year! Hope your healing went well! :lol::lol: Way to go! I LOVE it! Please never run out of ideas to make the scammers nuts, you have all us COTHers addicted to this thread!!! :yes:
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Oh hell, if you are going to ad them, just add zombies too. Things are always better with zombies![/QUOTE]
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Wait, aren’t all vampires also zombies? Or is the distinction whether they drink your blood or eat your brains?
Either way, add something dead and unlikely. Perhaps we might even research Nigerian mythology and add blood sucking African undead somethings?
I wish this slacker scammer would write back so we get the next installment!
Well, if we want to be techinical- vampires symbolize forbidden sexual desires (fun vampire fact: one of the first “vampyres” in literature is a lesbian seductress in the poem ‘Christabel’) and zombies are usually a social psychology metaphor (if you look critically about any zombie movie pre-2004 it will tell you something important about society in the decade or time it was made)
Vampires suck. Zombies bite. Scammers are worse:)
You guys did see this scientific study using zombies, right? It was AWESOME!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/science/nature/8206280.stm
http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf
I just FLOVE that George Romero & Simon Pegg get cites. :lol::lol::lol:
Zombies should eat the scammers. Actually I think zombies are a higher life form than scammers, so it’s only fitting. :yes:
I remember reading Christabel in one of my college lit courses. It was a lovely but disturbing poem. I am trying to remember who wrote it, Coleridge or Spenser?
edited to add that it was by Coleridge. Given the subject matter I was pretty certain, just wanted to make sure though.
[QUOTE=EponaRoan;4322694]
You guys did see this scientific study using zombies, right? It was AWESOME!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/science/nature/8206280.stm
http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf
I just FLOVE that George Romero & Simon Pegg get cites. :lol::lol::lol:
Zombies should eat the scammers. Actually I think zombies are a higher life form than scammers, so it’s only fitting. :yes:[/QUOTE]
George Romero is a zombie god.
Well, no contact last night. Hopefully that means he is busy overnighting the fake check. I am also hoping he didn’t Google skijoritorad and find this thread.
That would be a bummer!
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Well, no contact last night. Hopefully that means he is busy overnighting the fake check. I am also hoping he didn’t Google skijoritorad and find this thread.;)[/QUOTE]
This thread is too good, must keep it going!
But I want a skijoritorad pony! From your description of this new game, heck, I’ll take two, or three! Tell ya what - you tell me your final prices for the items and I’ll overnight you a check for four times the ammount and you take out the shipper’s fee and send the balance back to me, the day you get the check. My nephews uncles brothers sister in law who has only one leg and a blind eye needs the items for her birthday to make her very happy. My shipper is in Maine right now, but can get to Alaska by tomorrow, easily. I am in Timbuktu, but my wifes uncles friends sons goat can use the items in competitions. Hurry please your contact info, my dog cant wait to get started on this exciting new olympic games. He is 2 years old.
:lol::lol::D:lol:
I desperately want Ted to join that law firm when he graduates…or even just intern. Not that he is the skijoring type. No, Ted was bred for parasailing.
…unless…do you happen to teach that as well?
The correct terminology is ponysailing.
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Well this sucks. WE are all waiting with breathless anticipation for your scammer to get back to you. Why is it when you actually WANT a scammer to show up they never do???
I think we should just all send you our scam letters:)
