Exercize? :lol:
Right now I am working out with my personal trainers, Ben & Jerry.
be back later, time to do a barn check.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Oh!!! Here I thought you were talking about ice cream!! When did you name your tatongas??? :eek::winkgrin:
You never know 
I was pretty sick this weekend so didn’t update… but soon!
if it’s anything to do with abnormal psychology, it just might help
[QUOTE=TB or not TB?;2677625]
You never know
I was pretty sick this weekend so didn’t update… but soon![/QUOTE]
Hope you’re feeling better now! 
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;2677529]
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Amwrider doing her daily tatonga exercises… flex… release… flex… release :lol::lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]
Now, can you get a swarm of Geek’s fruit flies buzzing Amwrider??? :lol:
I named my tatongas sometime back over on the stick horse thread a while ago. Lucy and Ethel. Ethel is the bigger one.
Now the almost celebrity death match between Amwrider and The Geek…
<()()><|>
__//\__________/\
Oh no! The Geek went to shake hands and Amwrider did the tatonga flex of doom and knocked her down… oh it’s on now…
____/:eek:/
______|>\/
______./_
The geek calls in the lab flies to distract Amwrider while she gets up… Amwrider is a bit overwhelmed by the fly attack…
...
:.::eek://::…
________()()
________//\_______//
Uh oh… now Amwriders mad… she just hates bugs she pulls out the bug spray and down they go. She charges on The Geek… what’s The Geek throwing at her… are those… yes they are stale peeps… not sure how effective that will be… well… Amwriders eating some… so it has appeared to slow her down…
.:mad:<o_______:yes:
I()/<o<o-|[/I]
/__/______/\
The geek tries to go in for the killing punch… but she seems to have damaged her hand…
_____:eek:
_____<()()’–|
__//\/\
Amwider reveals she is wearing her golden tatonga award as armor… no wonder The Geek hurt her hand… it looks like curtians for The Geek.
_
__<B([/B])>*-|
//\._/\
Amwrider has The Geek in a Tatonga lock… hey it took Pony Boy down… how is The Geek going to get out of this one???
__.
_____<((:eek:))>
______//.|\
_________<<
OH NO… a TITTY TWISTER!!! Sneak attack by the Geek… She’s free now… and Amwriders feeling the burn…ouch that’s gotta hurt…
______.:eek:/
______(V(:yes:)V)
________//|\
__________/>
Uh oh… it looks like the geek is pulling out her secret weapon… GEEK SPEEK!! She is rattling off scientific facts and the details of filing grants and such… Amwrider is trying desprately to plug her ears… and has found some ear stuffs but it is not helping…
___o( *#@ and the square root of #$ *&)
__________<:o>
(.)(.)<|>
__________//\/\
And Amwrider is down… offically bored to death… the winner… THE GEEK!!!
___________________/
______|
//
(.)(.)
_//\
Probably not as good as TB or not TB’s but I tried:)
[QUOTE=horse-loverz;2677950]
Now the almost celebrity death match between Amwrider and The Geek…
<()()><|>
__//\__________/\
Oh no! The Geek went to shake hands and Amwrider did the tatonga flex of doom and knocked her down… oh it’s on now…
____/:eek:/
______|>\/
______./_
The geek calls in the lab flies to distract Amwrider while she gets up… Amwrider is a bit overwhelmed by the fly attack…
...
:.::eek://::…
________()()
________//\_______//
Uh oh… now Amwriders mad… she just hates bugs she pulls out the bug spray and down they go. She charges on The Geek… what’s The Geek throwing at her… are those… yes they are stale peeps… not sure how effective that will be… well… Amwriders eating some… so it has appeared to slow her down…
.:mad:<o_______:yes:
I()/<o<o-|[/I]
/__/______/\
The geek tries to go in for the killing punch… but she seems to have damaged her hand…
_____:eek:
_____<()()’–|
__//\/\
Amwider reveals she is wearing her golden tatonga award as armor… no wonder The Geek hurt her hand… it looks like curtians for The Geek.
_
__<B([/B])>*-|
//\._/\
Amwrider has The Geek in a Tatonga lock… hey it took Pony Boy down… how is The Geek going to get out of this one???
__.
_____<((:eek:))>
______//.|\
_________<<
OH NO… a TITTY TWISTER!!! Sneak attack by the Geek… She’s free now… and Amwriders feeling the burn…ouch that’s gotta hurt…
______.:eek:/
______(V(:yes:)V)
________//|\
__________/>
Uh oh… it looks like the geek is pulling out her secret weapon… GEEK SPEEK!! She is rattling off scientific facts and the details of filing grants and such… Amwrider is trying desprately to plug her ears… and has found some ear stuffs but it is not helping…
___o( *#@ and the square root of #$ *&)
__________<:o>
(.)(.)<|>
__________//\/\
And Amwrider is down… offically bored to death… the winner… THE GEEK!!!
___________________/
____|
//
()()
_//\
Probably not as good as TB or not TB’s but I tried:)[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now THAT is funny!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
HEEEEYYYY!!! I wanna re-match!!! I think this match was fixed!!! H-L knew the out-come and I saw her down placing bets for Geek!!! :winkgrin::winkgrin:
(At least we now know the secret to Amwrider’s sleepiness)
Well, in a worst case scenario I was going to start singing, “Evereybody was kung fu fighting…” it would have forced Anwrider to clap her hands over her ears to prevent the earworm, and then those tattongas would have been a sitting duck…or sitting ducks…I am just so thrilled that Stick Horsie Art did not added 10 lbs to my figure as does the camera.
And by the way, thanks for the dimples. I now look like Shirley Temple Black.
Carl Owen Replies
but not to my Tammy “TaTa” Tatonga International School of Horse Riding. He replied to my real email:
From:"Carl Owen"xx.xxxxl@hotmail.com[URL=“http://us.f392.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=7501_88692774_578218_1608_5237_0_13619_15122_2923330647&Idx=0&YY=79886&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=&head=&box=Inbox#"]To:"Arbordale Riding Academy” <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com>Subject:RE: HORSE RIDING LESSONDate:Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:29:55 -0400 #message75018869277457821816085237013619151222923330647 { overflow:auto; visibility:hidden }
#yiv118484502 .hmmessage P{margin:0px;padding:0px;}#yiv118484502 .hmmessage{FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:Tahoma;}Dear Arby,
This is to inform you that payment was sent to you by my wife from Italy.
Do call or email me upon receipt.
Best Regards,
Carl.
[INDENT]Date: Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:24:30 -0700
From: arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com
Subject: RE: HORSE RIDING LESSON
To:xx.xxxx@hotmail.com
Good day Mr. Owen. I have not heard anything from you. Do you still intend for your son to ride at my stable? Please advise.
You may send a check to:
Arbordale Riding Academy
7207 Mushinski Rd
Tampa FL 33625
Arbordale Riding Academy <arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com> wrote:
[INDENT]> My lessons are $35 each so the cost would be $105 per
> week if he rides three times. That would be $2520 for
> six months of tuition.
What style of riding will he be doing? Where will he be staying during his 6 months here?
Carl Owen xxx.xxxx@hotmail.com wrote:
[INDENT]#yiv118484502 .ExternalClass .EC_hmmessage P{padding:0px;}#yiv118484502 .ExternalClass EC_ .hmmessage{font-size:10pt;font-family:Tahoma;}Dear Arby,
Thank you for your prompt response and your readiness to tutor Paul, my son,.I have visited your website and am impressed by the information therein. Paul has elementary education and speaks good english, he is a fresher (a beginner), just enrolled for two weeks with the other teacher,I mentioned this in my first email., so he is a fresher. At the moment I want him to learn how to ride for 6 months, thereafter we shall know what next line of action would be, but definitely he will go further.Paul is ready when you are and I am equally ready to give all my support.I spoke with a teacher in Brugge Schulle Farm he would suggest 30 mins.,thrice a week lesson for a beginner like paul, so I want us to settle for this as you have also advised.
I want to believe this is the location where the training shall be taking place,as I have already told Paul about this and he is ready to start, I have equally sent it to my Cousin Steve, that stays in your location and he said to me that it is ok, he shall be driving paul to the lesson and will be picking him up after each class; he is presently out of state to Australia and he should be back any moment from now and will come together with Paul for the first lesson.I am impressed by your description of yourself as a teacher and would be glad if you tutor my son.Yes, I want to believe you are the type of teacher for him at this level.You will not only teach him how to ride but will also be his role model, I hope you understand what I mean, as in helping to give him a good shape based on your experience.
As for the price, please let me know the total amount for six months (thrice a week),cost of equipments and the name to write on your check, and the address to send it to .I guess a US bank certified check is alright.Paul will be ready to leave the moment am able to conclude this arrangement with you, that is finding a good teacher for him.
Like I said, I am presently living in Belgium due to work, I travel a lot and would like to conclude the whole arrangement before Paul would come down,only Paul would be coming down and will stay with my Cousin Steve.It is good for me to send the payment to you from here, as soon as I have the details from you I will do just that and Paul will commence with the lesson immediately.You can reach me on (deleted phone number) should you have any question(s).
Looking forward to receiving your swift response.
Best Regards,
Carl Owen.
> Date: Sat, 1 Sep 2007 05:30:01 -0700
> From: arbordaleridingacademy@yahoo.com
> Subject: RE:HORSE RIDING LESSON
> To:XX.XXXX@hotmail.com
>
> Hello Mr. Owen, I do apologise for not returning your
> email promptly, I have had some computer problems
> recently.
>
> I am sorry about his former tutor, however it is good
> that he already has riding experience. What style of
> riding did he do?
>
> My lessons are $35 each so the cost would be $105 per
> week if he rides three times. That would be $2520 for
> six months of tuition.
>
> My lessons are 30 minutes each, not for an hour, our
> climate is considerably warmer than Belgium, so it is
> hard on the horses and riders to work for a full hour
> in the heat and humidity, and I would much rather they
> maintain their energy levels throughout the lesson. I
> hope you understand.
>
> Please let me know if this meets with your approval.
>
> Regards,
> Arby Dale
>
>
> — Carl Owen XX.XXXX@hotmail.com
wrote:
>
> >
> > Dear Trainer,
> >
> > I am pleased to contact you,My name is Mr. Carl Owen
> > from brugge in Belgium.I saw your profile as a Horse
> > Riding Instructor, hence, my purpose of contacting
> > you.
> > I email to confirm if my 16yrs old son (Paul) can
> > join you in your tutorial,so that you can help me
> > teach him how to Ride. I so much would love his
> > dreams come true as very good Horse Rider, and I am
> > ready to support him morally and financially.
> > I would want you to give me the cost of the tuition
> > for 6 months as I would want the tuition to hold 3
> > times in a week and last for 1 hour daily. Note that
> > my son once had a tutor in March who lost his wife
> > in a car accident and decided to stop teaching.
> > Additionally, please give me your address or the
> > address of where you normally teach your students,
> > so that I can have the idea of where lessons will be
> > taking place,as we are presently out of US,but
> > arrangement have been concluded for Paul to come to
> > US.
> > Awaiting your swift response,Best Regards from me,
> > Carl Owen.
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now you’ve done it…
… I may just have to name the next Mare I own “Tatonga” :lol:
And I’ll own the next gelding I own, “Bodacious…”
OMG! I wanna be a TIT too! I have a gallon of moustache wax, a tom tom, and a “flicka” big gulp ready to go. Is there anything else I need to bring? My husband is sending you a check…
OP: You gave him the address of your local law enforcement agency, right?
Ah! The game is afoot! Have fun with ol’ Carl! And, of course, keep us posted!!
Oh I pity your horses…:lol:
OMG!!! Brilliant!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
